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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:19 GMT
#1
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!

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Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
November 13 2012 04:25 GMT
#2
Start saying HI! to as many girls as you can. Any other path you take in regards to your love life is going to leave you in scarcity like you are now.
deathly rat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom911 Posts
November 13 2012 04:26 GMT
#3
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On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.
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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:27 GMT
#4
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


Sorry it turned out badly. I'm just saying, it is not that uncommon that ugly girls resort to being rude and offensive to seek attention when they cannot gain it otherwise.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
beachbeachy
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States509 Posts
November 13 2012 04:28 GMT
#5
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


but they might not feel the same
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe
deathly rat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom911 Posts
November 13 2012 04:31 GMT
#6
On November 13 2012 13:28 beachbeachy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:26 deathly rat wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!



Stop trying to attract "girls" and get to know one girl very well. You are also very wrong about ugly people being bad people. Also, all girls look the same after you turn out the light.


but they might not feel the same


True, but every man should find this out from experience.
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puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
November 13 2012 04:40 GMT
#7
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
November 13 2012 04:42 GMT
#8
I'd suggest checking out some sites like http://succeedsocially.com/, postmasculine, /r/seduction to get the ball rolling on improving yourself.

There are a few major things that help a ton, but are easier said than done:

Start working out(if you have no gym, do http://www.twohundredsitups.com/ or http://www.hundredpushups.com/), don't spend too long on the computer every day(I'd say limit it at 2 hours/day, excluding homework), pick up new interests/hobbies, and talk to people as much as you can to develop social skills.

Those cover the superficial aspects of attracting people. Probably more important is your inner aspects. Work on your personality - a lot of your personality is actually breakable habits. Identify what you'd like to change, and change it. Succeed socially covers this. From your OP you sound like an asshole so I'd focus on that above the rest of it, and work on the other stuff afterwards.

Anyway, that about covers it. Work on your personality, and on your appearance and you'll accomplish your goal.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:43 GMT
#9
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
November 13 2012 04:46 GMT
#10
that is one dumbass proverb. Also your in highschool don't even worry about a GF, when you worry so much you are going to cause yourself anxiety and make the situation worse.

Just relax and when you find a girl you like, ask her out.
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
November 13 2012 04:48 GMT
#11
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.
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fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 13 2012 04:50 GMT
#12
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.

Please extrapolate!
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
November 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#13
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


double post but its needed. You say you dont care what people think, then ask us what we think. Its about how you do things, if you make pissing in the shower a big deal, then its a big deal.

But regardless, you need to be yourself. Let me break it down for you.

Today I was in Target buying some shit. Three kids in Highschool were walking through the store. One was definitely the good looking jock stereotype he was taller and more fit then the other two. One was a shorter, wore glasses, and was more of a funny guy type he was making jokes and being loud the whole time. The third one was quiet and sort of just your average kid. The point of this is that each of these kids had their own personality and were using it.

Do the same fucking thing. Find who you are and use it, if you the funny guy be funny, if you fit and work out then flaunt it. If you smart be smart. Just be who you are, but also man the fuck up.
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5356 Posts
November 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#14
On November 13 2012 13:48 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
You are very superficial, perhaps that's one more reason you are currently an undesirable male.

I was just about to type pretty much the same thing.
¯\_(シ)_/¯
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
November 13 2012 05:04 GMT
#15
Aim for the highest possible girl. You post on teamliquid, so obviously you are better then 99% of the population.
But don't be too obvious about it. You want to sleep with atleast 3-4 of her friends first. Try and keep a good friendship with her the entire time, she will become more and more jealous.
Eventually she will outright tell you that she is infautated with you, that she worships you and just wants to spend the rest of her life in your company. Once you have achieved this, you have 'acquired' a female.
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 05:17:47
November 13 2012 05:04 GMT
#16
For starters, stop using the term "females." It objectifies them too much and distracts from the fact that they are just normal people. Just call them girls since there is no need to throw around the term "females" like you're some biologist or something. They're just normal people that eat, shit, sleep, and have some of the same day-to-day problems that you have. Would you call your guy friends as "male friends?" No. And don't call yourself a "male." Call yourself a MAN. Because you are THE MAN.

This may just be simple semantics, but it's still a step towards a healthier mentality.

Just talk to them like normal people, and just be yourself. You aren't doing yourself any favors by pretending to be what you're not. You are screening them for desirability, not the other way around. If they don't like you, then tough luck for them because they are missing out on how awesome you are.

And if you are having doubts about yourself, then find ways to improve yourself, not just for getting girls but also for just living a more satisfying life. Be healthy. Work out. Work hard. Study hard. Do your homework. Find some hobbies and interests to be passionate about. Be a nice person in general. Mold yourself into whoever you ideally want to be, and stand firm with these ideals.
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reikai
Profile Joined January 2011
United States359 Posts
November 13 2012 05:05 GMT
#17
Something that you can do to become attractive? You can work out, if you haven't already been doing that. In addition:

SMILE.
Make people laugh.
Make a fool of yourself, and don't be embarrassed/scared/angry for ANY reason. All three are useless emotions that have no place in the man's mind who wants to accomplish a particular goal.


Ummmmm...... those are my main ones :D
Et Ducit Mundum Per Luce. :T:
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
November 13 2012 05:11 GMT
#18
I've seen some of your other posts. Regardless of whether you want a girlfriend, you need to get your self esteem up.

Ugly girls don't all have bad personalities and smart girls don't all have good ones. You may only see a small portion of the girls in your school and think that, but it's not true. Much of what makes a girl attractive is makeup anyways and those that care about their looks that much are probably superficial anyways.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
November 13 2012 05:23 GMT
#19
Stop caring.

Really, do. Don't think about it like that...if you want to get laid go look up how to "game" and do your best. Otherwise, attraction should be organic.

"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
November 13 2012 05:26 GMT
#20
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


Haha most people would be afraid to do things like those but if you can maintain thread control and good body language you can totally get away with that shit. Girls will do all the work for you. If they see you do something like that they will come up to you and be like "eww wtf". Then you just laugh for a sec, give them a pat on the head, and keep moving.
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