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musafischer
Profile Joined November 2012
19 Posts
January 03 2013 00:49 GMT
#81
I was going to offer some advice but then I realized I am horribly qualified. The only women I've "acquired" have come on to me. Confidence is always good though.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
January 09 2013 07:49 GMT
#82
Undergo erection training to ugly girls on fb, to lower your standards and turn into a vegetable
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
jacosajh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
2919 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-09 11:34:53
January 09 2013 11:33 GMT
#83
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.
nihoh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia978 Posts
January 09 2013 11:56 GMT
#84
5 for trollality
Dont look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 12 2013 04:41 GMT
#85
On January 09 2013 20:33 jacosajh wrote:
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.

Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command.
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danmooj1
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1855 Posts
January 12 2013 18:53 GMT
#86
On January 12 2013 13:41 fatfail wrote:
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On January 09 2013 20:33 jacosajh wrote:
From your other blog, it seems you have a skewed view of the world IMO. That is one stupid stupid stupid proverb. I wouldn't even consider it a proverb. More like something you would see on a bathroom stall. I think the complete is opposite unless you live in some crazy alternate universe. But perhaps you need to evaluate your perspective of this before continuing.

Anyways, yeah, it doesn't seem like you project yourself in a good way either. Peeing into a bathroom because it's cold outside (I don't know what it being cold outside has to do with anything) and eating a sandwich off the floor in front of people isn't within societal norms even though you think it exemplifies self-confidence.

Perhaps it is your perception that is skewed in a desperate attempt to be politically correct. I do those things because I do them. I do them because I am swagmaster. In your attempt to rationalize your inferiority, you reject my self confidence because you envy my iconoclastic behaviors. You envy how my lymph nodes and white blood cells destroy those pathogens. You grovel as I urinate into the receptacle of my choice. Consequently, as I reach higher and higher triumphs you will revel in your self-stated superiority, justified by a sundry of baseless personal attacks. Perhaps it is not I who needs to reevaluate the world. Perhaps I have transcended your mediocrity to reach a state of bliss, in which I enjoy true superiority rather than mere fabrication. Enjoy your "moral superiority", false piety, obese women, and inability to ejaculate upon command.


obvious troll is fucking obvious?
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