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Intr3pid
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Switzerland336 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-14 07:02:20
November 14 2012 06:59 GMT
#61
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
November 14 2012 07:54 GMT
#62
I have never heard of that proverb before. Perhaps if you actually knew your Chinese history/culture/language, these "females" you wish to acquire would flock to you! "Ohmagerd, he's ethnic~"

In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-01 04:48:04
November 15 2012 05:07 GMT
#63
On November 14 2012 16:54 Funnytoss wrote:
I have never heard of that proverb before. Perhaps if you actually knew your Chinese history/culture/language, these "females" you wish to acquire would flock to you! "Ohmagerd, he's ethnic~"

In all seriousness, if you really are in high school, don't sweat it. A lot of us have been there, done that. Most kids in high school really don't know what they're looking for yet, and very few relationships started at that point are of high quality, or last particularly long, largely because you're still in the process of understanding yourself (and the same for her), and chances are you're both going to grow up, some of your values may change, etc.


Are you a master of the chinese language? Teach me the chinese history and culture.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
123Viril69
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
Australia31 Posts
November 15 2012 06:21 GMT
#64
There is no secret to acquiring female.
The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is.
You do not choose female,
Female chooses you.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
November 15 2012 07:33 GMT
#65
go up to one and talk to them
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
November 17 2012 06:00 GMT
#66
I hope the title is just a play off the Joseph Ducreux meme.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
November 17 2012 17:48 GMT
#67
Get off your high horse and lower your standards a bit.

Worked like a charm for me.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9033 Posts
December 31 2012 17:49 GMT
#68
Happy birthday OP!. Thx for awesome thread.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 31 2012 17:54 GMT
#69
hb

I hope you have successfully acquired female
Fruscainte
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4596 Posts
December 31 2012 18:01 GMT
#70
Stop thinking about it.

Want to know why people are more sociable when they get drunk?

Because they stop thinking.

The more you think about what you're saying, the more awkward you'll think it is and the less you'll say and the more awkward it will be. Just learn to let conversations flow. And stop thinking.
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
December 31 2012 20:02 GMT
#71
I knew it wouldn't take too long for someone to fill in StateOfReverie's place here at the TL blog section.

Anyway, just chill out.
"See you space cowboy"
Paintbrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States19 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 21:23:53
December 31 2012 20:56 GMT
#72
Why can't I thumb shit up on Teamliquid? There's so much golden advice here this guy better make something good out of it.

Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice.
MayorITC
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)798 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-31 21:58:15
December 31 2012 21:55 GMT
#73
It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
January 01 2013 04:47 GMT
#74
On January 01 2013 05:56 Paintbrush wrote:
Why can't I thumb shit up on Teamliquid? There's so much golden advice here this guy better make something good out of it.

Edit: why do you want to have a girlfriend in high school? Are you seeking a 'normal' social status? Do you want to relieve sexual frustration? Are you in need to be expressed physical affection? Are you succumbing to peer pressure? Once you tell us what you really want, we'll be able to give better advice.


On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote:
It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold


Thanks guys, I really appreciate your responses.

Paintbrush: I require a girlfriend for a variety of reasons. Pretty much all of the above, actually. You stated sexual frustration, "superior" social status, peer pressure, and physical affection; I'd like all of those!

MayorITC: Once I develop this network of females, and have selected the female in question, how do I obtain her?
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
iamho
Profile Joined June 2009
United States3347 Posts
January 01 2013 05:17 GMT
#75
They're called women. "Acquiring females" makes you sound like a 16 year old neckbeard on the internet.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 01 2013 10:18 GMT
#76
On November 15 2012 15:21 123Viril69 wrote:
There is no secret to acquiring female.
The only truth which holds itself to be self evident is.
You do not choose female,
Female chooses you.


IN MOTHER RUSSIA
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12621 Posts
January 01 2013 10:30 GMT
#77
醜女多作怪 is NOT a chinese proverb, it's a book name.
It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.".
The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost.
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 01 2013 10:43 GMT
#78
On January 01 2013 06:55 MayorITC wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

It's high school.

Be the alpha male of your group, whether that's the jocks, nerds, or whatever else clique you're a part of. And to be the alpha male, you have to be one of the following: the strongest, the smartest, or the funniest. Girls like winners, high school and beyond - the definition of what constitutes as winning changes throughout the different stages of life though. Otherwise, you're second-tier and you're going to have to settle for the second-tier "ugly" girls you look down upon.

However, before you work on your intelligence, strength or humor, I suggest you change your personality. You seem to be completely ignorant about women in general. Instead of trying to date one, start being friends with them . Don't even think about dating yet. You're not ready for it.

Befriend as many girls as possible - ugly, beautiful, rude, nice, etc., it does not matter who they are. This allows you to get a better idea of women in general. Furthermore, your initial impressions of a particular girl might change when you get to know them better. Third and last of all, when you do start getting ready to date, you'll have an easier time.

Going after one specific girl is a terrible idea. Don't listen to that advice ever. You only do that after you network with as many females as possible and have an idea of who you feel compatible with. Otherwise the entire entire process of courtship is extremely tedious if you have to do it one by one without knowing if the girl has a boyfriend already or if she's even your type. Or even worse, you just settle with that girl because it feels like the only option available to you since you spent all your energy focusing on her solely.

tldr in bold


Stop taking this thread seriously.

On January 01 2013 14:17 iamho wrote:
They're called women. "Acquiring females" makes you sound like a 16 year old neckbeard on the internet.


Stop taking this thread seriously.

On January 01 2013 19:30 ETisME wrote:
醜女多作怪 is NOT a chinese proverb, it's a book name.
It's not "The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality.".
The book is about judging a girl's ugliness based upon their personality and why their actions are seen as 'ugly' and 66 kinds of women who men would avoid at all cost.


Stop taking this thread seriously.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Split Behemoth
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
France104 Posts
January 02 2013 23:53 GMT
#79
The thing is not quantity but quality ^^. Just hunt one prey after another !
"I scout when i push" Adelscott
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
January 03 2013 00:43 GMT
#80
You could also start by stop referring to yourself as fatfail. I'm just gonna take a guess here but I think your self esteem isn't exactly sky high. For gods sake man show some self love.
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