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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
November 13 2012 15:16 GMT
#41
Your usage of english is weird, to say the least.
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
November 13 2012 15:28 GMT
#42
What a stupid proverb...

In my experience, and this is a complete generalization, the hot girls are the ones that are self absorbed and vacuous because they've had guys around their little finger their whole lives. You're just a toy to them.

The less-than-ideal ones physically are generally more entertaining, care about the relationship more and can actually carry a decent conversation because they haven't been able to use their looks and sex appeal as a crutch for the gaps in their personalities. Unless you're just looking to have a one night stand, this kind of stuff matters more than the looks.

Anyway, the key is to find the hot girl that doesn't know she's a hot girl or one of the rare exceptions. Then you get the best of both worlds and it's fantastic.
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
November 13 2012 15:38 GMT
#43
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either.
Dess.JadeFalcon
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
November 13 2012 15:39 GMT
#44
"Acquiring Female"

They are not objects you know
o choro é livre
123Viril69
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
Australia31 Posts
November 13 2012 16:07 GMT
#45
First you have to find a girl and make her a friend, then you can turn her into a girlfriend.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
November 13 2012 16:21 GMT
#46
allow me to introduce you to an American proverb: 'The uglier and fatter a broad is, the better brains you'll get, broski'
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
November 13 2012 16:26 GMT
#47
Tell them your Sc2 rank.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
BreAKerTV
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Taiwan1658 Posts
November 13 2012 16:55 GMT
#48
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!
Just don't be a douche to girls...

Maybe dye your hair and do something unique with it. If I had Asian hair, I would be doing all kinds of Taiwanese-punk styles.

Also personality, personality, personality.

But my situation is not much better than yours.
Retired caster / streamer "BingeHD". Digital Nomad.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 13 2012 17:01 GMT
#49
Is this high school?

Chicks dig talent. Preferably in athletics or music. Show them that you have it. If you don't, well, GLHF
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Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-13 17:58:14
November 13 2012 17:53 GMT
#50
You kind of sound like me at your age, at least judging by how you typed this up. When talking to girls, don't try to impress them by speaking formally or just generally showing how smart of a guy you are in the what not. Just talk to them, let them talk, insist on it, and give tid bits about you, then just ask them out on a date.

I know lot's of guys who think that you have to become friends with a girl first to ask her out, now this isn't always true, but doing this will more often than not get you friend zoned.

If all else fails, a rag and chloroform never hurt anyone.

On November 14 2012 00:38 Kalingingsong wrote:
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On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote:
Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance!


aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either.


Lol, this shit will fuck him over when he is 18-21
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 13 2012 17:56 GMT
#51
This has to be a joke.

On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote:
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On November 13 2012 13:40 puppykiller wrote:
Girls like guys with really high confidence that aren't needy in anyway, that are the leader of their social circle, and who tend to not give that much of a shit of what others think of them.


You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons?


Definite pros.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
November 13 2012 18:04 GMT
#52
rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11339 Posts
November 13 2012 18:25 GMT
#53
Not going to lie. The title makes me laugh.

All I can think of is this sound from Ocarina of Time:


You found the Female!
On the Select Item Subscreen...

Acquiring Female indeed. We need a walkthough.
Moderator"In Trump We Trust," says the Golden Goat of Mars Lago. Have faith and believe! Trump moves in mysterious ways. Like the wind he blows where he pleases...
Desertfaux
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands276 Posts
November 13 2012 18:44 GMT
#54
Don't take no for an answer, take what you believe belongs to you. Most of these chicks can't even vote, so who cares when they say no, right?

Can't wait to hear your results, go get 'm champ, take what you deserve.
Rogue Deck
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18821 Posts
November 13 2012 18:52 GMT
#55
On November 14 2012 03:04 OmniEulogy wrote:
rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl

This OP, you should start hanging out around the produce section. With all the smelling, feeling, and large, round objects around you, acquiring a female should be no problem.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
November 13 2012 21:59 GMT
#56
You're in HS... girls in HS don't yet know what kind of guys they want, so they tend to just go for the ones who are popular. That means if you want hot girl, you need to work on making yourself one of the "cool kids". i.e. get involved with sports, join clubs and shit, and most importantly, make friends with other popular kids. Or you could just concentrate on studying really hard, get into ivy league school, then easily fuck hot girls from lower-tier schools who think you're the shit cuz you go to an ivy league school (I have a friend from Columbia University who does this, and it works very effectively for him). Until that time, you can just play StarCraft, jacking off occasionally (or as much as needed) to release your sexual frustration. This is what I did, though attending an all-boy Catholic HS left me with little choice.
Diglett
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
600 Posts
November 13 2012 22:00 GMT
#57
are you a troll or are you just weird
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
November 13 2012 23:16 GMT
#58
That proverb is so wrong it's hilarious. I can tell you are very young.

Think about what you want in a mate, girls want the same thing for the most part.
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
November 14 2012 05:58 GMT
#59
On November 14 2012 07:00 Diglett wrote:
are you a troll or are you just weird


I'm so serious! Stop deriding my stuggle.
Listen to this fucking song.
Kong fan... <3 Stork <3 Jangbi <3 Yellow <3 Fantasy
Intr3pid
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Switzerland336 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-14 07:03:06
November 14 2012 06:57 GMT
#60
Acquiring female, are you a Ferengi?
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