EPTAcquiring Female - Page 3
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Clazziquai10
Singapore1949 Posts
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psychopat
Canada417 Posts
In my experience, and this is a complete generalization, the hot girls are the ones that are self absorbed and vacuous because they've had guys around their little finger their whole lives. You're just a toy to them. The less-than-ideal ones physically are generally more entertaining, care about the relationship more and can actually carry a decent conversation because they haven't been able to use their looks and sex appeal as a crutch for the gaps in their personalities. Unless you're just looking to have a one night stand, this kind of stuff matters more than the looks. Anyway, the key is to find the hot girl that doesn't know she's a hot girl or one of the rare exceptions. Then you get the best of both worlds and it's fantastic. | ||
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Kalingingsong
Canada633 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Guys, I need to be desirable and acquire a girlfriend, please assist. Females at my high school have shown little to no interest in me. I’d consider myself above average regarding intelligence and roughly average by aesthetic appearance. I’d like to mention a Chinese proverb, “醜女多作怪”. It roughly translates to, “The uglier the girl, the more fucked up their personality. “ This is a problem that I may be confronting. Out of the female population at my high school, the attractive girls already have boyfriends and the available candidates are not only ugly, but also have fucked up personalities. Additionally, these ugly girls show little interest in me and deride me on a frequent basis. I’m not blaming my environment for anything, but I’m wondering if I should aim low at first or aim high? Additionally, how can I make myself a desirable male? Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either. | ||
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Al Bundy
7257 Posts
They are not objects you know | ||
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123Viril69
Australia31 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32117 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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BreAKerTV
Taiwan1658 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:19 fatfail wrote: Just don't be a douche to girls...Please ask for additional info if you require it. I really appreciate your assistance! Maybe dye your hair and do something unique with it. If I had Asian hair, I would be doing all kinds of Taiwanese-punk styles. Also personality, personality, personality. But my situation is not much better than yours. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
Chicks dig talent. Preferably in athletics or music. Show them that you have it. If you don't, well, GLHF | ||
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Balgrog
United States1221 Posts
I know lot's of guys who think that you have to become friends with a girl first to ask her out, now this isn't always true, but doing this will more often than not get you friend zoned. If all else fails, a rag and chloroform never hurt anyone. On November 14 2012 00:38 Kalingingsong wrote: aim younger (less competition). but don't be a pedo either. Lol, this shit will fuck him over when he is 18-21 | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On November 13 2012 13:43 fatfail wrote: You see, I don't give a shit about what others think of me most of the time. But I'm not sure I project that in the correct way. For instance, one time I pissed into the school locker room shower because it was cold outside. The other time I dropped my sandwich on the ground, I picked it up and ate it in front of many people. Are those pros or cons? Definite pros. | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6595 Posts
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Falling
Canada11412 Posts
All I can think of is this sound from Ocarina of Time: You found the Female! On the Select Item Subscreen... Acquiring Female indeed. We need a walkthough. | ||
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Desertfaux
Netherlands276 Posts
Can't wait to hear your results, go get 'm champ, take what you deserve. | ||
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farvacola
United States18846 Posts
On November 14 2012 03:04 OmniEulogy wrote: rofl. I don't think anybody should take you very seriously after some of this... but if you want advice my two cents is to not give a shit. it's high school. You could always go get a job at a supermarket or fast food place. plenty of girls work there. gl This OP, you should start hanging out around the produce section. With all the smelling, feeling, and large, round objects around you, acquiring a female should be no problem. | ||
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NeVeR
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Diglett
600 Posts
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guN-viCe
United States687 Posts
Think about what you want in a mate, girls want the same thing for the most part. | ||
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
On November 14 2012 07:00 Diglett wrote: are you a troll or are you just weird I'm so serious! Stop deriding my stuggle. Listen to this fucking song. | ||
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Intr3pid
Switzerland336 Posts
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