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`Zapdos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States935 Posts
August 02 2012 04:55 GMT
#21
On August 02 2012 13:50 Nymphaceae wrote:
Have any of you taken part in some form of cyber bullying, in which most people wouldn't really consider it cyber bullying? I feel kind of bad about this, but when I first started playing Broodwar, Pokemon was still kind of hot. I had this friend in my clan who I played UMS with a lot. He was from Philly, and was a christian extremist. He didn't believe in Pokemon, because of the evolution, and would get really mad at me for playing it. I told him that I quit the game, and that I was really happy that he was looking out for me. I asked him if he thought I would go to heaven, and he said, "I think so." I told him good, because I really want to see him there. He asked me if I wanted to be his girl friend, so I was like yes! He got really happy, and truly did love me, but he didn't know that I had another boyfriend from Texas on Broodwar.

I ended up pressuring both of them into believing that I thought they were cheating on me. I ended up requiring them to write a long detailed diary about their days, and I said that I would write one about my day too, so it would be special for if we ever got married.

The Texas guy wrote about how much he could lift, and his position on the football team, and how all the girls would talk about how hot he was. The guy from Philly would draw out the maps he was making for UMS, and would tell me about his special "I love you! <3" code. He ended up writing over 100 pages in a notebook just about UMS map creation, and micro/macro builds (He improved significantly over this time too). The football player guy only wrote about 20 pages, but it was over just 15 days. I thought the guy from Philly was joking about writing that much.

When I received the notebooks from the 2 guys, I ended up mailing the two guys each others notebook. The really religious guy was extremely impressed by how much he thought I worked out, and how fast and strong I was. Then from other clan members, they started telling me that this guy was talking a ton about me, and that they were curious if I could really squat 400 lbs. I was like yeah, I do it everyday. I had no clue what I could squat, probably because I had never lifted weights in my life.

This caused a lot of drama, in which one guy called me a liar, and then the guy from Philly ended up cursing at him, which was the only time I had ever seen him curse on the game, or talk in all caps. Then they showed him on youtube, that if i could really squat that much, then I would be like a professional, and he asked me why I lied. I said I meant 40 lbs, but then he asked me if I could really bench 300 lbs. I was like yeah why? That's when he found out I had been lying to him, and I had to go in front of this clan trial thing for lying like that.

I ended up telling the story about how I switched the notebooks, and that he actually had a crush with the guy from Texas. He ended up sending me a picture of him crying, and it really broke my heart. I felt so bad for lying to him.

What the fuck is this I don't even.. what?
www.twitch.tv/thezapdos come watch me :]
J_Slim
Profile Joined May 2011
United States199 Posts
August 02 2012 04:56 GMT
#22
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On August 02 2012 13:50 Nymphaceae wrote:
Have any of you taken part in some form of cyber bullying, in which most people wouldn't really consider it cyber bullying? I feel kind of bad about this, but when I first started playing Broodwar, Pokemon was still kind of hot. I had this friend in my clan who I played UMS with a lot. He was from Philly, and was a christian extremist. He didn't believe in Pokemon, because of the evolution, and would get really mad at me for playing it. I told him that I quit the game, and that I was really happy that he was looking out for me. I asked him if he thought I would go to heaven, and he said, "I think so." I told him good, because I really want to see him there. He asked me if I wanted to be his girl friend, so I was like yes! He got really happy, and truly did love me, but he didn't know that I had another boyfriend from Texas on Broodwar.

I ended up pressuring both of them into believing that I thought they were cheating on me. I ended up requiring them to write a long detailed diary about their days, and I said that I would write one about my day too, so it would be special for if we ever got married.

The Texas guy wrote about how much he could lift, and his position on the football team, and how all the girls would talk about how hot he was. The guy from Philly would draw out the maps he was making for UMS, and would tell me about his special "I love you! <3" code. He ended up writing over 100 pages in a notebook just about UMS map creation, and micro/macro builds (He improved significantly over this time too). The football player guy only wrote about 20 pages, but it was over just 15 days. I thought the guy from Philly was joking about writing that much.

When I received the notebooks from the 2 guys, I ended up mailing the two guys each others notebook. The really religious guy was extremely impressed by how much he thought I worked out, and how fast and strong I was. Then from other clan members, they started telling me that this guy was talking a ton about me, and that they were curious if I could really squat 400 lbs. I was like yeah, I do it everyday. I had no clue what I could squat, probably because I had never lifted weights in my life.

This caused a lot of drama, in which one guy called me a liar, and then the guy from Philly ended up cursing at him, which was the only time I had ever seen him curse on the game, or talk in all caps. Then they showed him on youtube, that if i could really squat that much, then I would be like a professional, and he asked me why I lied. I said I meant 40 lbs, but then he asked me if I could really bench 300 lbs. I was like yeah why? That's when he found out I had been lying to him, and I had to go in front of this clan trial thing for lying like that.

I ended up telling the story about how I switched the notebooks, and that he actually had a crush with the guy from Texas. He ended up sending me a picture of him crying, and it really broke my heart. I felt so bad for lying to him.




Pretty harsh. "Dating" through internet computer games is pretty much setting yourself up to fail though.
Legalize it!
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
August 02 2012 05:02 GMT
#23
On August 02 2012 13:50 Nymphaceae wrote:
Have any of you taken part in some form of cyber bullying, in which most people wouldn't really consider it cyber bullying? I feel kind of bad about this, but when I first started playing Broodwar, Pokemon was still kind of hot. I had this friend in my clan who I played UMS with a lot. He was from Philly, and was a christian extremist. He didn't believe in Pokemon, because of the evolution, and would get really mad at me for playing it. I told him that I quit the game, and that I was really happy that he was looking out for me. I asked him if he thought I would go to heaven, and he said, "I think so." I told him good, because I really want to see him there. He asked me if I wanted to be his girl friend, so I was like yes! He got really happy, and truly did love me, but he didn't know that I had another boyfriend from Texas on Broodwar.

I ended up pressuring both of them into believing that I thought they were cheating on me. I ended up requiring them to write a long detailed diary about their days, and I said that I would write one about my day too, so it would be special for if we ever got married.

The Texas guy wrote about how much he could lift, and his position on the football team, and how all the girls would talk about how hot he was. The guy from Philly would draw out the maps he was making for UMS, and would tell me about his special "I love you! <3" code. He ended up writing over 100 pages in a notebook just about UMS map creation, and micro/macro builds (He improved significantly over this time too). The football player guy only wrote about 20 pages, but it was over just 15 days. I thought the guy from Philly was joking about writing that much.

When I received the notebooks from the 2 guys, I ended up mailing the two guys each others notebook. The really religious guy was extremely impressed by how much he thought I worked out, and how fast and strong I was. Then from other clan members, they started telling me that this guy was talking a ton about me, and that they were curious if I could really squat 400 lbs. I was like yeah, I do it everyday. I had no clue what I could squat, probably because I had never lifted weights in my life.

This caused a lot of drama, in which one guy called me a liar, and then the guy from Philly ended up cursing at him, which was the only time I had ever seen him curse on the game, or talk in all caps. Then they showed him on youtube, that if i could really squat that much, then I would be like a professional, and he asked me why I lied. I said I meant 40 lbs, but then he asked me if I could really bench 300 lbs. I was like yeah why? That's when he found out I had been lying to him, and I had to go in front of this clan trial thing for lying like that.

I ended up telling the story about how I switched the notebooks, and that he actually had a crush with the guy from Texas. He ended up sending me a picture of him crying, and it really broke my heart. I felt so bad for lying to him.


the fuck? this sounds so fake how would the philly guy not realise that you were a dude when he saw that you played football and having the girls talk about how hot you are, since you sent him the other dudes notebook
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 02 2012 05:10 GMT
#24
Well this is an interesting thread..
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
August 02 2012 05:11 GMT
#25
This thread is fucking golden. I laughed so hard.
liftlift > tsm
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 02 2012 05:13 GMT
#26
On August 02 2012 14:02 P7GAB wrote:
the fuck? this sounds so fake how would the philly guy not realise that you were a dude when he saw that you played football and having the girls talk about how hot you are, since you sent him the other dudes notebook

He was just very gullible. Remember he was a christian extremist.
Nymphaceae
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States350 Posts
August 02 2012 05:15 GMT
#27
Has no one else on here ever cyber bullied some one, or been cyber bullied by some one, or is everyone too ashamed to tell their story.
MadNote
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lesotho75 Posts
August 02 2012 05:15 GMT
#28
I don't normally post on TL, but when I do -- I make sure it is in epic threads like this one.
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
August 02 2012 05:16 GMT
#29
this thread may go into the HOF depending on new stories. huge potential here.
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Tom Cruise
Profile Joined July 2012
Denmark482 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-02 05:19:37
August 02 2012 05:18 GMT
#30
when i was in egypt i was asked to marry some store owners daughter. was pretty cool but she had a mustache and that i didnt like, nope, that i didnt like at all. definitely not wearing my underwear.
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
August 02 2012 05:18 GMT
#31
Nice one lol. This thread is going to produce some great comments.
Administrator
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
August 02 2012 05:21 GMT
#32
10/10, color me impressed.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
August 02 2012 05:22 GMT
#33
I'm into it
get rich or die mining
TL+ Member
SevenOfNine
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Sweden48 Posts
August 02 2012 05:31 GMT
#34
Lichter I'm with you on that one, That just made my day!
Do never give up! Never surrender
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
August 02 2012 05:34 GMT
#35
How did that second post have anything to do with the first? It doesn't really matter all that much to me though because both are great. Please tell more stories.
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
August 02 2012 05:35 GMT
#36
that was my notebook...
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
wptlzkwjd
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada1240 Posts
August 02 2012 05:43 GMT
#37
so.......did you end up buying the game or did you end up farming IRL!?! the suspence is killin me........
Feel free to add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagnusAskeland/
DYEAlabaster
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada1009 Posts
August 02 2012 05:44 GMT
#38
On August 02 2012 14:35 Mattchew wrote:
that was my notebook...


I would do anything for this to be actually true.

On topic- Cyber bullying is a weird thing. When I was younger I guess I used to "cyber" bully a lot, but not in your typical way. I was huge into War3 for the longest time, and I always tried to be very very manner, but in doing so, I would often chat during games (even with no reply), as if I was having a conversation with nobody. I understand that could be considered really really rude, but I did it anyway. I got a lot of hate from it but attributed it all to internet trolling (and my own over-entitled sense of self ).
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
August 02 2012 05:45 GMT
#39
ROFL, great thread, would read again.
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
beesinyoface
Profile Joined May 2012
2450 Posts
August 02 2012 05:48 GMT
#40
There are no words to describe what I am feeling. I thought your story of getting recruited to be a SW gold farmer couldn't be topped. However, hearing about you going up against the clan trail knocked the story out of the park.

Thank you so much.
aaaaa
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