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pestilenz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Denmark379 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-08 08:24:49
May 07 2012 22:40 GMT
#1
FUCK this shit!



Fucking this fucking shit so fucking much that the amount of fucks here, only describes 3% of how much fuck this is. This day has been shit!



I fucking hate browsers (Opera) that choose to fuck with the format of youtube videos. Fucking retarded shitbreaks! Why did you guys have to get me started?! Now I am also wasting my time on a fucking shit blog, because people apparently don't get how frustrating things can be when idiots run the show!

Look at this fucking thing!:

[image loading]

What is this!?!?!? WHERE IS MY FULL SCREEN!??! GIVE IT BACK TO ME IDIOTS!!!


But not only the full screen has to be fucked, everything has to be fucking idiotic!

[image loading][image loading]


See the difference? - If not then start spending some fucking time observing what you are doing when you do something! (Opera is fucked and explore actually works)



Besides the above, of course the godlike addition to cooking, soy sauce, also had to start fucking with me. Or at least when pouring. Poorly designed bottle mouths. Yeah. Why does a soy sauce bottle always have to either only pour 1 fucking drop at a time, or splash half the bottle out so you have it fucking everywhere!??!?!? Who the fuck is it that deserves to be fucked for this idiocy! My little sister could form a bottle of clay and stone, and it would be a thousand times more useful than the shit that is produced - she is 8 - so fuck you fucking bottle designers!



And now I am at it........ ¤&%/#()=?!!!!!!!!



I also hate people walking when they should run. This is something I never thought about until a friend told me about it about a month ago, and I just recently figured out how much I fucking hate it!

"Herpaderp~~ I ran 50 meters and just made the bus, now that the bus has stopped and is waiting, and I only have 5-10 meters to the door, I guess I can walk from here"

NO YOU FUCKING CANNOT!!!!

Do you have a death wish or something!? Selfish retarded bastard. Thinking you own everything and that people always should wait for you, but you know what? When your life depends on you getting on a vehicle I drive, and you stop running just 5 meters before arriving at the doors, I WILL FUCKING LEAVE YOU!!


[image loading]

Yeah, you better not stop running!



Ohh yeah... And the structure of Bureaucracy.....
Bureaucracies with never ending applications and formulas, I fucking hate it. Do the people behind it think we have a lifetime to apply for a year studying overseas?! The person who invented this should be %&/#(#% WHFR/()"(=)#

And the people who think it is nice idea to have fucking 24 pieces of paper instead of 3, should reconsider their values in life, because something clearly went wrong.


[image loading]

Do you see!?!?!?!?



Other things like the following just annoy me like shit...

- people who swear, but write "f'ing" or something equally stupid - they should be shot

- people who try to appear tough but have no guts - they should be hanged

- Pineapples (edited) - I hate when people take pineapple at a salad bar, and spill the pineapple juice all over the place and makes everything taste like pineapple. That it fucking annoying - hanged and shot it is

- people who don't respect waiting in lines - should be axed to death

- fuck people who on purpose talk like they are children or anime characters - they should reevaluate their lives and then after realizing they suck, get shot

- Regarding animated cartoons (or whatever it is called in English) - plz start hiring people who can actually draw, or someone to shot you if you don't think it is a good idea



And I fucking also hate people who disagree with shit that is obviously annoying.. Fuckers, get your fucking minds on the right spot.



(this is an extremely exaggerated version of my opinions, I just felt like raging a bit after Opera and soy sauce took away two hours of my evening - so I decided ranting about it should take away another hour )

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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
May 07 2012 22:43 GMT
#2
zoomed in sunny hill > not zoomed in sunny hill

however


- Pineapples (they fucking suck) - people who eat them should be shot and hanged


that just seems mean!
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
DuB phool
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1003 Posts
May 07 2012 22:51 GMT
#3
Hey... pineapples are delicious and I will have nobody tell me otherwise. I am willing to be "shot and hanged" for my beliefs.
The first ever pineapple martyr.
"overwatch is jesus" - motbob 2016
goldendwarf
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada170 Posts
May 07 2012 22:55 GMT
#4
I agree with everything except this:


- Pineapples (they fucking suck) - people who eat them should be shot and hanged



Taktik
Profile Joined January 2011
Poland680 Posts
May 07 2012 22:59 GMT
#5
Wow I didnt know there were people who hate pineapples.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
May 07 2012 23:01 GMT
#6
XKCD Although pineapples are difficult, they are still tasty.
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-07 23:07:27
May 07 2012 23:05 GMT
#7
rightclick the "pseudo-fullscreen" player, you should be able to find your way to a button that disables your participation in youtubes html5 player beta. Once you have disabled said beta, all videos you watch will be played back through the normal flash player which fullscreens to your whole screen.

Alternatively, you can f11 your browser window to fullscreen and then fullscreen the html5 video player inside your browser window, resulting in your whole screen being used for video playback just the same.

the reason it "works" in internet explorer is because it doesn't work in internet explorer. That browser doesn't have any html5 support, so the flash player is always used regardless of your beta participation status. It's not operas fault for "fucking with youtube formats", it's youtube's fault for putting you in beta participation without telling you and making both players basically look 100% identical except for very minor differences.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
ecstatica
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States542 Posts
May 07 2012 23:06 GMT
#8
He couldve been hating tomatoes or another veg.

Fuck these idiots that pick a helpless food and hate on it while 99.9% of the world loves it. Sometimes I feel like stuffing all the onions they picked off a pizza into their oversized, deformed whiny mouth
NeMeSiS3, Portlandian, Reason,
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
May 07 2012 23:06 GMT
#9
On May 08 2012 08:01 jrkirby wrote:
XKCD Although pineapples are difficult, they are still tasty.


I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who thinks eating bananas is harder than eating cherries/plums.
11 years and counting- TL #680
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 07 2012 23:08 GMT
#10
woah, that's extreme.
DuB phool
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1003 Posts
May 07 2012 23:10 GMT
#11
On May 08 2012 08:06 Monsen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 08 2012 08:01 jrkirby wrote:
XKCD Although pineapples are difficult, they are still tasty.


I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who thinks eating bananas is harder than eating cherries/plums.

I don't see the problem, as long as you buy seedless. Bananas have to peeled and all that.
"overwatch is jesus" - motbob 2016
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
May 07 2012 23:24 GMT
#12
Oh yeah, that soy sauce thing killed me a few times. I swear, it's like the soy sauce makers have a conspiracy going where the bottle design makes you overuse the sauce so much that you are forced to buy more bottles of the stuff more often.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
May 07 2012 23:25 GMT
#13
Pineapples have some wanted side effects sometimes.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-07 23:28:11
May 07 2012 23:27 GMT
#14
This is f`ing stupid and you should be shot.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 07 2012 23:32 GMT
#15
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Leth0
Profile Joined February 2012
856 Posts
May 07 2012 23:32 GMT
#16
Peache's are the best fruit.
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
May 07 2012 23:36 GMT
#17
I don't.... understand.. o_o
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 07 2012 23:41 GMT
#18
Mafia, SK, and policy lynch rolled into one

##Vote pestilenz
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
May 07 2012 23:44 GMT
#19
I agree, Volbeat is pretty good.
Always smile~
nekoconeco
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia359 Posts
May 08 2012 00:06 GMT
#20
If you don't like pineapple you should try durian.
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