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Sup guys,
in SC2 and E-Sports in general I'm pretty unremarkable, just your average joe diamond random dude.
My real life profession, however is a little more prestigeous.
So you basically think:
Wizard, meh, big deal. The entirety of Britain seems full of them...
But in my field of profession I'm somewhat special.
Without wanting to boast, I have some sweet records under my belt.
I was amongst the first people who thrice defied the dark lord.
I was the first who defied him four times. And five times. And six times.
And a couple of times more.
Also, I was known as the only person to survive the killing curse.
Guess what, bitches. Now I'm known as the only person to survive it twice.
So yeah, I'm kinda a big deal, so AMA.
 
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Since your blog broke the layout I guess you really are a wizard.
So ah, how did a famous bloke like you let Hermione slip away?
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Is this on your forehead?
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On November 18 2011 20:36 Newbistic wrote:
So ah, how did a famous bloke like you let Hermione slip away?
I'm so powerful, I friendzoned her.
If that doesn't prove I'm a wizard, what else does?
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What happens when you and Chuck Norris are in the same room??
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On November 18 2011 20:37 Stratos wrote:Is this on your forehead?
Not anymore. When I got rid of the soul fragment, I lost my scar as well.
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A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin?
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On November 18 2011 20:45 valaki wrote:
A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin?
It's the other way round.
If a wizard is a virgin at the age of 30, he becomes a programmer.
It's a horrid curse to promote promiscuity.
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On November 18 2011 20:47 meowmeow- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 18 2011 20:45 valaki wrote:
A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin? It's the other way round. If a wizard is a virgin at the age of 30, he becomes a programmer. It's a horrid curse to promote promiscuity.
That doesn't make any sense though...once he becomes a progamer then there is no way he can beat off all of the ladies coming for him. Fact.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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United States6225 Posts
But can you analyze situations to make unbiased decisions on important topics?
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On November 18 2011 21:08 flamewheel wrote:
Progamer =/= programmer
Damn! I hate that. I am always seeing one and thinking the other! Oh well, I think programmers also get all the ladies. Fact. =)
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How many leprechauns to the moon?
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I gave you a 5/5. If you're a real wizard, you'll make this a 6/5.
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Estonia4644 Posts
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On November 18 2011 21:08 flamewheel wrote:
Progamer =/= programmer
Now if I could only figure out where the mysterious "programer" fits in... maybe it's a programming progamer or a progaming programmer?
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On November 18 2011 22:37 iaretehnoob wrote:Now if I could only figure out where the mysterious "programer" fits in... maybe it's a programming progamer or a progaming programmer?
There can only be one "programer."
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Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
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On November 18 2011 23:15 Chef wrote:
Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
Fuck they probably want legacy.
I'll just pretend that all of my family graduated from Gryffindor.
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On November 18 2011 23:15 Chef wrote:
Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
It's pretty elitist. Far less than 1% of 10-year-olds in the UK get into it.
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If wizards need wands to cast spells how exactly did you get that snake out of the cage when visiting the zoo when you were young?
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You don't need a wand to cast magic, only to focus it.
Most young wizards cast the occasional unintentional spell before they ever use a wand.
I myself made my hair regrow and jumped on my primary school's roof way before I even knew who (what) I was.
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So your best friend's sister was taken into the chamber of secrets, you knew where the entrance was and what was inside it. Why the hell did you wait around a whole day doing nothing, then go to fucking Lockhart of all people? Like, what the fuck?
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Thanks, captain hindsight...
We suspected Lockheart being a phony, but we didn't really know how useless he was before we confronted him in Moaning Mirtle's bathroom. At that point, we still thought he was pretty powerful and not just pretty.
So yeah, get off of my back, I was 12...
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Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot?
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On November 19 2011 00:39 meowmeow- wrote:
You don't need a wand to cast magic, only to focus it.
Most young wizards cast the occasional unintentional spell before they ever use a wand.
I myself made my hair regrow and jumped on my primary school's roof way before I even knew who (what) I was.
Really?
Hmm so why is it that later on no wizzard is able to cast a spell without a wand, in fact I think taking of a wand pretty much is game over in a wizard duel?
I would think with those additional years of practice your need for a wand would disapear all together and you could say escape a jail cell without the need of help from a house elf.
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Alright hotshot, let's see how good you REALLY are
Swamp. Dark Ritual, Dark ritual, Ad Nasuem.
Your move.
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On November 19 2011 00:51 iaguz wrote:
Alright hotshot, let's see how good you REALLY are
Swamp. Dark Ritual, Dark ritual, Ad Nasuem.
Your move.
If only mana burn still applied.
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On November 19 2011 00:51 iaguz wrote:
Alright hotshot, let's see how good you REALLY are
Swamp. Dark Ritual, Dark ritual, Ad Nasuem.
Your move.
White Bishop on A5
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Hermione>>>>Weasleys sis imo...
Sorry but deal wit it.
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What class of magic do you specialize in?
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Huh, that's a damn good move.
5/5 man. Genuine Wizzard.
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On November 19 2011 00:58 FractalsOnFire wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 00:51 iaguz wrote:
Alright hotshot, let's see how good you REALLY are
Swamp. Dark Ritual, Dark ritual, Ad Nasuem.
Your move. If only mana burn still applied.
Have those damned wizards of the coast really developed a cure to mana burn? I tell you in my day a plainswalker had to learn about responsible spending! Not like today's wasteful youth, tossing mana this way and that all willy nilly...
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5/5, I love TL.
On November 19 2011 00:47 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot?
I am curious as well. Answer us, chosen one!
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Unless the wizard at hand is Fistandantilus I don't care.
I'm hipster like that.
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On November 19 2011 03:09 OpticalShot wrote:5/5, I love TL. Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 00:47 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot? I am curious as well. Answer us, chosen one!
Evidence indicates that that he was under the imperius-curse and thus isn't responsible for his actions.
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What's the deal with Hufflepuff? Is it, like, the special ed house of Hogwarts?
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Germany2896 Posts
On November 19 2011 01:25 turamn wrote:
Has the price been paid?
Thus is our treaty written; thus is agreement made.
Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades.
What was asked is given. The price is paid.
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On November 19 2011 03:57 bonifaceviii wrote:
What's the deal with Hufflepuff? Is it, like, the special ed house of Hogwarts?
Well, if I'm being brutally honest, yeah, they are all pretty retarded.
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On November 19 2011 03:52 meowmeow- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 03:09 OpticalShot wrote:5/5, I love TL. On November 19 2011 00:47 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot? I am curious as well. Answer us, chosen one! Evidence indicates that that he was under the imperius-curse and thus isn't responsible for his actions.
Hmmm... that's not what the borderline genius lawyer said and he's borderline genius. You must be mistaken.
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On November 19 2011 06:15 Fuhrmaaj wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 03:52 meowmeow- wrote:On November 19 2011 03:09 OpticalShot wrote:5/5, I love TL. On November 19 2011 00:47 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot? I am curious as well. Answer us, chosen one! Evidence indicates that that he was under the imperius-curse and thus isn't responsible for his actions. Hmmm... that's now what the borderline genius lawyer said and he's borderline genius. You must be mistaken.
Obviously a confundus charm
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On November 19 2011 06:15 Fuhrmaaj wrote:Show nested quote +On November 19 2011 03:52 meowmeow- wrote:On November 19 2011 03:09 OpticalShot wrote:5/5, I love TL. On November 19 2011 00:47 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
Was Slayers Coca bound by his contract to lose his Code S spot? I am curious as well. Answer us, chosen one! Evidence indicates that that he was under the imperius-curse and thus isn't responsible for his actions. Hmmm... that's not what the borderline genius lawyer said and he's borderline genius. You must be mistaken.
Genius or not, if he is a muggle, he is ultimately oblivious.
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