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Sup guys,
in SC2 and E-Sports in general I'm pretty unremarkable, just your average joe diamond random dude.
My real life profession, however is a little more prestigeous.
So you basically think:
Wizard, meh, big deal. The entirety of Britain seems full of them...
But in my field of profession I'm somewhat special.
Without wanting to boast, I have some sweet records under my belt.
I was amongst the first people who thrice defied the dark lord.
I was the first who defied him four times. And five times. And six times.
And a couple of times more.
Also, I was known as the only person to survive the killing curse.
Guess what, bitches. Now I'm known as the only person to survive it twice.
So yeah, I'm kinda a big deal, so AMA.
 
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Since your blog broke the layout I guess you really are a wizard.
So ah, how did a famous bloke like you let Hermione slip away?
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Is this on your forehead?
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On November 18 2011 20:36 Newbistic wrote:
So ah, how did a famous bloke like you let Hermione slip away?
I'm so powerful, I friendzoned her.
If that doesn't prove I'm a wizard, what else does?
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What happens when you and Chuck Norris are in the same room??
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On November 18 2011 20:37 Stratos wrote:Is this on your forehead?
Not anymore. When I got rid of the soul fragment, I lost my scar as well.
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A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin?
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On November 18 2011 20:45 valaki wrote:
A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin?
It's the other way round.
If a wizard is a virgin at the age of 30, he becomes a programmer.
It's a horrid curse to promote promiscuity.
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On November 18 2011 20:47 meowmeow- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 18 2011 20:45 valaki wrote:
A wizard? Then you are past age 30 and still a virgin? It's the other way round. If a wizard is a virgin at the age of 30, he becomes a programmer. It's a horrid curse to promote promiscuity.
That doesn't make any sense though...once he becomes a progamer then there is no way he can beat off all of the ladies coming for him. Fact.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
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But can you analyze situations to make unbiased decisions on important topics?
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On November 18 2011 21:08 flamewheel wrote:
Progamer =/= programmer
Damn! I hate that. I am always seeing one and thinking the other! Oh well, I think programmers also get all the ladies. Fact. =)
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How many leprechauns to the moon?
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I gave you a 5/5. If you're a real wizard, you'll make this a 6/5.
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On November 18 2011 21:08 flamewheel wrote:
Progamer =/= programmer
Now if I could only figure out where the mysterious "programer" fits in... maybe it's a programming progamer or a progaming programmer?
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On November 18 2011 22:37 iaretehnoob wrote:Now if I could only figure out where the mysterious "programer" fits in... maybe it's a programming progamer or a progaming programmer?
There can only be one "programer."
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Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
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On November 18 2011 23:15 Chef wrote:
Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
Fuck they probably want legacy.
I'll just pretend that all of my family graduated from Gryffindor.
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On November 18 2011 23:15 Chef wrote:
Is Hogwarts an ivy league school?
It's pretty elitist. Far less than 1% of 10-year-olds in the UK get into it.
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