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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 19:05 GMT
#21
On June 30 2011 03:50 ComaDose wrote:
i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!


My soul patch is fine, I think. I just get it at the...uh...corners, I guess. Like if you drew a line from the corner of your lip, straight down, that's where all my reddish/brown is.

Thankfully it's more like auburn and not Manifesto red, then it'd stick out even more. :p

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
June 29 2011 19:06 GMT
#22
The way you described it it actually sounds freaking awesome.
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
June 29 2011 19:12 GMT
#23
If I grow my beard for more than a week it turns ginger, fuck! Which is strange because I don't have any ginger hairs on the rest of my body... Have been trimming it like once a week for years, but I'm thinking about growing a longass beard this summer, just for the hell of it. It might even look cool if I'm lucky. Otherwise the ginger hair has gotta go :-D
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
June 29 2011 19:14 GMT
#24
On June 30 2011 03:50 ComaDose wrote:
i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!

That's exactly the same as me! I wonder how common this is.... We might be distantly related :-D
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 19:18 GMT
#25
I may have just discovered my family tree's missing link on the forums.

Long lost brothers with brown hair and red facial hair, unite!!


Maybe we're all just vikings and when the time comes, our red colored beards will grow at an alarmingly quick rate, grow down to our bellies and twist themselves into epic braids, and we will all be drawn to a Dragon Ship where we will take over our native Nordic lands together and plunder the northern seas.

[image loading]

BURN THE VILLAGES! SALT THE FIELDS!

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
June 29 2011 19:19 GMT
#26
Hahaha
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
June 29 2011 19:21 GMT
#27
On June 30 2011 04:18 Torenhire wrote:
I may have just discovered my family tree's missing link on the forums.

Long lost brothers with brown hair and red facial hair, unite!!


Maybe we're all just vikings and when the time comes, our red colored beards will grow at an alarmingly quick rate, grow down to our bellies and twist themselves into epic braids, and we will all be drawn to a Dragon Ship where we will take over our native Nordic lands together and plunder the northern seas.

[image loading]

BURN THE VILLAGES! SALT THE FIELDS!



Ever read 'The Long Ships' by Frans G. Bengtsson?

The main character almost magically sprouts a beard when he becomes an oar slave.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
June 29 2011 19:23 GMT
#28
On June 30 2011 04:18 Torenhire wrote:
I may have just discovered my family tree's missing link on the forums.

Long lost brothers with brown hair and red facial hair, unite!!


Maybe we're all just vikings and when the time comes, our red colored beards will grow at an alarmingly quick rate, grow down to our bellies and twist themselves into epic braids, and we will all be drawn to a Dragon Ship where we will take over our native Nordic lands together and plunder the northern seas.

[image loading]

BURN THE VILLAGES! SALT THE FIELDS!


This is awesome. Random red beards unite!
ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
June 29 2011 19:26 GMT
#29
I remember at korean bbq ur beard almost caught on fire
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 19:31 GMT
#30
That's happened three times now, illusion.

Also when you change your name to VileIllusion, everyone is gonna be confused because everyone thinks your name is a play on "Revolution" and doesn't know that rev was your tag.

I'm starting to think I'm not destined for facial hair.. Zlasher tried to catch it on fire once, then the korean lady at the BBQ place...then on top of that it's like "Fuck it I'm gonna be whatever color I want, YOU CANT CONTROL ME, DAD."

SHUT UP HAIR I GREW YOU.


Seriously, when I look in the mirror, I start singing...

Bearded rainbow all the way acrossss my ffaaaaaaace. YEAH YEAAAAH ITS A BEARDED RAINBOW.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
RageOverdose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States690 Posts
June 29 2011 19:32 GMT
#31
My beard does the same shit, it will have some hint of red in it after some growth. I think it has to do with the sun, but I really wouldn't know. I wish it matched the hair on my head more when it does that.

However, there is a severe lack of beard pictures, so I will supplant one of my most recent ones.

At my school's LAN party (of which I am the tournament organizer):
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Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
June 29 2011 19:43 GMT
#32
One of the reasons I always shave is because my facial hair turns blond from black randomly around the chin area, it's annoying. I don't complain too much though as I think I look better without facial hair anyways.
I <3 Plexa.
Yung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States727 Posts
June 29 2011 19:43 GMT
#33
My hair is brown but all my other hair is black, so people think I dye my hair which I don't.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
June 29 2011 19:44 GMT
#34
On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =(


Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.

I wish my beard would go away
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RedJustice
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1004 Posts
June 29 2011 19:44 GMT
#35
Must be you are only half magically awesome. Terribly disappointing isn't it?
SaYyId
Profile Joined August 2010
Portugal277 Posts
June 29 2011 19:46 GMT
#36
FFS tell me about it. I have this ANNOYING AS FUCK LITTLE MOUSTACHE on my lower abdomen. I shave and shave and shave, and it won't leave me alone. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! Facial hair is pretty faint, but still visible. I'm black so: it grows black, gets black and falls off black xD
No Strings. No attachments.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 19:50 GMT
#37
On June 30 2011 04:46 SaYyId wrote:
I have this ANNOYING AS FUCK LITTLE MOUSTACHE on my lower abdomen.


Ew a pube mustache..hahahaha.

Red </3. After everything I've done for you (nothing), you're gonna go and say something like that!


I'm thankful I don't have the blonde/black issue, though. :p

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
June 29 2011 19:54 GMT
#38
I'm keeping my axe sharp for when the dragon ship comes just in case.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Bambipwnsu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada698 Posts
June 29 2011 20:00 GMT
#39
On June 30 2011 03:45 Torenhire wrote:

Unless you're asian. I always crack up when Gilette commercials show up on Proleague's TV stations, I've never seen an asian male with a beard.



Actually I think in ancient china pretty much everyone influential wore a beard and I believe if you didn't, it was sorta frowned upon same as if a businessman wore a scruff to work. Not entirely sure though.

oblig pic:
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hot img i found why searching for oblig pic?
[image loading]

why do i find this hot?



LoL @ NA: bambipwnsu
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 20:02 GMT
#40
Battle Axe*

I've found my true calling, thanks to my rant blog.

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SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
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