I can't fucking believe this blog post, it's like twilight zone but I don't know for sure as I didn't really watch that show. It's like paranormal zone today, when the stuff that makes your day suddenly appears on mediums you don't have any control over, like television and internets. I took my busted hair trimmer made in china and I've let my 15 day beard rape it.. it took me 10 minutes. That was about 5 o clock in the afternoon. At about 2pm I went to eat something and then to the barber to cut my hair. The conversation topic was of course my beard. The lady thought it's weard that my hair is dark brown while my beard is red, could be something genetically inherited she said. Then she asks 'You know who has this kind of beard?' I say no, she says 'the jews'. I say well not really, vikings had red beards too, you know about Eric der Rote.. and she's like yeah, yeah bla bla. She messed up my haircut so bad and I tipped her anyway.. should have remembered what Mr. Pink had to say about tipping, he's right it shouldn't be automatic. On the long way home walking with a limp as my ankle still isn't fit.. everybody fucking stares at me. I hate that shit so I did what I had to do and took the beard off. My brother has a red beard too and some guy I know also .. he's a male nurse so I guess not everybody with a red beard is worth uniting with. But that's just the exception so !Red Beards unite!

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

June 29 2011 20:14 GMT

#42

On June 30 2011 05:00 Bambipwnsu wrote:

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Actually I think in ancient china pretty much everyone influential wore a beard and I believe if you didn't, it was sorta frowned upon same as if a businessman wore a scruff to work. Not entirely sure though.

Oh god, touche. Ancient China. Fu Manchu!

Elegy

United States1629 Posts

June 29 2011 20:18 GMT

#43

Surely every beard aficionado has seen this beauty of a beard

I feel you must attempt such a beard, lest your beard be called womanly.

dakalro

Romania525 Posts

June 29 2011 20:38 GMT

#44

Haha, mine's blonde -> dark brown -> blonde and grey, kinda got used to it by now. If only it also grew on my left side of the face as it does on the right side (yeah, really asymmetric) I would never shave. This way it's off every 6-12 months, randomly, when I am not lazy, I hate shaving.

fusefuse

Estonia4644 Posts

June 29 2011 20:40 GMT

#45

i have light/medium brown hair and when i dont shave for a couple days, the color of the stubble actually matches my hair... any longer and it turns blonde O_O
weirds me out every time so i eventually just say fuck it and shave it all off :|

dANiELcanuck

Canada217 Posts

June 29 2011 20:41 GMT

#46

Run with it OP, embrace your manly beard and accept it for what it is.

Seide

United States831 Posts

June 29 2011 20:54 GMT

#47

On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:

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Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.

god this is so true.

I remember how much i wanted a killer beard in high school, now I long for those days where my goddamn facial hair would just leave me the hell alone.

Skyze

Canada2324 Posts

June 29 2011 20:59 GMT

#48

I get really white at my "soul patch" area, greyish blonde under the chin and like black on the sides..

its so weird. but I kinda like it.

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

June 29 2011 21:47 GMT

#49

Also my kitchen is really dark in the background. My camera is bad but apparently the red doesn't really show. But the blonde and the dark brown / black are easy to see :p

I don't think I've seen anyone out and about with different colored facial hair, but the waves of people that are in my blog are reassuring me that I'm not a freak of nature.

Or at least I'm not alone in being a freak of nature. <3

HornyHerring

Papua New Guinea1058 Posts

June 29 2011 21:56 GMT

#50

Hah! That's one unique beard. You should take care of it a bit more tho, coz it looks like you don't take care of it enough.

Bibdy

United States3481 Posts

June 29 2011 21:57 GMT

#51

I have little ginger patches that sprout up on the sides of my chin, for no good reason. Fucking genetics.

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

June 29 2011 21:58 GMT

#52

On June 30 2011 06:56 HornyHerring wrote:
Hah! That's one unique beard. You should take care of it a bit more tho, coz it looks like you don't take care of it enough.

I am no beard enthusiast.

In fact, I don't take care of it because my beard doesn't take care of me by growing in so many different colors!!

Yeah, that's why! >_>

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Or it could just be that I'm lazy. Naaahhh.

Semtext

Germany287 Posts

June 29 2011 23:03 GMT

#53

Seems like you did draw some short straw somewhere, because most people have some blonde, black, or red hair in their otherwise usually dark brown/black beard. though only marginally so, so unless you go in there with a magnifying glass you probably won't notice.

my girlfriend of once was eytremely curious on the subject of different colored beard hair(i have some very lonely blonde and red specimens in mine) and even managed to find a completely transparent one on me some time ago, while she was rummaging through it while i was occupied watching tv...she went on to pull it out with tweezers in order to preserve it for science, which wasnt completely pleasant tbh.

Gnial

Canada907 Posts

June 29 2011 23:34 GMT

#54

Oh man, you're a calico.

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

June 30 2011 00:12 GMT

#55

On June 30 2011 08:34 Gnial wrote:
Oh man, you're a calico.

vikings > cats

Ergo, I am a viking, not a cat

FourFace

701 Posts

June 30 2011 09:20 GMT

#56

Deleted User 101379

4849 Posts

June 30 2011 09:42 GMT

#57

+1 for beards, eventhough i'm not a fan of your beard style.
Wear your haircolored rainbow with pride :p

My beard tends to turn more to the red when i let it grow longer, usually it's more of a light brown. I even have a completely white spot directly under the lip (though luckily it's very small)

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