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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-30 00:12:44
June 29 2011 18:37 GMT
#1
This rant blog will be short and sweet (unlike anything else I ever write).

I like my facial hair. I hate shaving it off cause I like the look. My hair is a darker brown color. When my beard is short and stubbly, it grows in the same color.

When my beard grows beyond the 5 o'clock shadow style, it turns red. What the fuck. Then other parts of it grow like a sandy blonde.

My beard grows in like a fucking hairy rainbow, except without all the nice colors and only hair colors.

God dammit.


Edit: yes I know, lack of pictures. I'm at work, and will be sure and update when I get home. Then we can all share in different-color-facial-hair misery together.

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Bam

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SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
June 29 2011 18:39 GMT
#2
Yea my beard grows blond and then turns black. I don't know why. It's annoying.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 29 2011 18:40 GMT
#3
My hair color is black. So is my facial hair. I like it.
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Laerties
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States361 Posts
June 29 2011 18:42 GMT
#4
I wish I could grow a beard =(
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 29 2011 18:44 GMT
#5
On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =(


Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
June 29 2011 18:44 GMT
#6
Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard?
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 18:46:43
June 29 2011 18:45 GMT
#7
On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =(


Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.


Unless you're asian. I always crack up when Gilette commercials show up on Proleague's TV stations, I've never seen an asian male with a beard.

I'll take a picture when I get home, as I've not shaved my SWEET NECKBEARD YO for a few days and it's all colorful.



One of the girls I know is like "lol, just color it"

I'm not fucking dying my beard, god damnit. Why would you ruin something so manly with hair dye.

On June 30 2011 03:44 Elegy wrote:
Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard?


lol, I almost beat someone asking for pics! Curses.

Definitely a blog where you could put "thread is useless without pics" and be 100% right.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 29 2011 18:47 GMT
#8
WTF No pictures/

2/5. No pics. I would love to see this phenomenon.
Whenever my beard grows, it has this swirly pattern on my cheek, really fucking annoying.

lol @ blond then black.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 29 2011 18:48 GMT
#9
On June 30 2011 03:45 Torenhire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:
On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =(


Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.


Unless you're asian. I always crack up when Gilette commercials show up on Proleague's TV stations, I've never seen an asian male with a beard.

I'll take a picture when I get home, as I've not shaved my SWEET NECKBEARD YO for a few days and it's all colorful.



One of the girls I know is like "lol, just color it"

I'm not fucking dying my beard, god damnit. Why would you ruin something so manly with hair dye.

Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 03:44 Elegy wrote:
Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard?


lol, I almost beat someone asking for pics! Curses.

Definitely a blog where you could put "thread is useless without pics" and be 100% right.


Heh, I thought about the asian thing but wanted to be safe and not offend. :D

I've seen Bisu have a little something growing before!
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
June 29 2011 18:50 GMT
#10
I love my beard, it isn't over bearing and fits my face nicely.

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How can they not have pictures, what kind of thread is this?!
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
June 29 2011 18:50 GMT
#11
i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Madoga
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands471 Posts
June 29 2011 18:51 GMT
#12
You would've made an awesome pirate. Next to blackbeard, rainbowbeard!
Demonace34
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2493 Posts
June 29 2011 18:52 GMT
#13
On June 30 2011 03:39 Chill wrote:
Yea my beard grows blond and then turns black. I don't know why. It's annoying.


Same... and on top of that patches of facial hair grow in lighter or are missing. My genes suck.
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AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2574 Posts
June 29 2011 18:55 GMT
#14
I have brown hair and when I grow my beard out for a couple weeks it turns reddish. I like it that way.
rolfe
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1266 Posts
June 29 2011 18:57 GMT
#15
i have the issue that whenever i grow a beard the mustache area grows at like a quarter the pace of the rest of the face. still one time i'll be patient enough to let that grow too before i shave it all off
life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously but there it is. Life finds a way
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 29 2011 19:00 GMT
#16
On June 30 2011 03:51 Madoga wrote:
You would've made an awesome pirate. Next to blackbeard, rainbowbeard!


Bahahahaha. That made me crack up.

The reason there are no pictures is because work is fucking SLOOOOOOOOW and will be until August - I can't just start taking pictures, I'm supposed to be looking like I'm busy.



oh wow as I type that my boss walks in. Hahaha.

I'll edit some in when I get home in a few hours.

Now that Chill has posted his dilemma, I can live with dark brown w/ reddish beard. His, I would be even more distraught over.

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
June 29 2011 19:01 GMT
#17
Pirates don't keep a mirror around.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
June 29 2011 19:01 GMT
#18
On June 30 2011 03:50 ComaDose wrote:
i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!


omg this is exactly what happens to me lol. but my mother is a red head so it explains a bit.
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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 29 2011 19:03 GMT
#19
"My beard is a fucking hairy rainbow" I'll save that one for a special occasion.

Thanks for the post!
memes are a dish best served dank
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
June 29 2011 19:04 GMT
#20
Dude Beards are so fucking cool it doesn't matter what color they are. I Just hate my Moustache, it like an anti-toothbrush it doesn't grow in the middle...
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