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This rant blog will be short and sweet (unlike anything else I ever write).
I like my facial hair. I hate shaving it off cause I like the look. My hair is a darker brown color. When my beard is short and stubbly, it grows in the same color.
When my beard grows beyond the 5 o'clock shadow style, it turns red. What the fuck. Then other parts of it grow like a sandy blonde.
My beard grows in like a fucking hairy rainbow, except without all the nice colors and only hair colors.
God dammit.
Edit: yes I know, lack of pictures. I'm at work, and will be sure and update when I get home. Then we can all share in different-color-facial-hair misery together.
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Yea my beard grows blond and then turns black. I don't know why. It's annoying.
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My hair color is black. So is my facial hair. I like it.
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I wish I could grow a beard =(
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On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =(
Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.
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Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard?
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On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again.
Unless you're asian. I always crack up when Gilette commercials show up on Proleague's TV stations, I've never seen an asian male with a beard.
I'll take a picture when I get home, as I've not shaved my SWEET NECKBEARD YO for a few days and it's all colorful.
One of the girls I know is like "lol, just color it"
I'm not fucking dying my beard, god damnit. Why would you ruin something so manly with hair dye.
On June 30 2011 03:44 Elegy wrote:
Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard?
lol, I almost beat someone asking for pics! Curses.
Definitely a blog where you could put "thread is useless without pics" and be 100% right.
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WTF No pictures/
2/5. No pics. I would love to see this phenomenon.
Whenever my beard grows, it has this swirly pattern on my cheek, really fucking annoying.
lol @ blond then black.
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On June 30 2011 03:45 Torenhire wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2011 03:44 Bibbit wrote:On June 30 2011 03:42 Laerties wrote:
I wish I could grow a beard =( Thats what everybody says until a beard starts growing and it will never leave you alone again. Unless you're asian. I always crack up when Gilette commercials show up on Proleague's TV stations, I've never seen an asian male with a beard. I'll take a picture when I get home, as I've not shaved my SWEET NECKBEARD YO for a few days and it's all colorful. One of the girls I know is like "lol, just color it" I'm not fucking dying my beard, god damnit. Why would you ruin something so manly with hair dye. Show nested quote +On June 30 2011 03:44 Elegy wrote:
Surely such a blog requires pictures of the aforementioned beard? lol, I almost beat someone asking for pics! Curses. Definitely a blog where you could put "thread is useless without pics" and be 100% right.
Heh, I thought about the asian thing but wanted to be safe and not offend. :D
I've seen Bisu have a little something growing before!
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I love my beard, it isn't over bearing and fits my face nicely.
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How can they not have pictures, what kind of thread is this?!
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i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!
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You would've made an awesome pirate. Next to blackbeard, rainbowbeard!
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On June 30 2011 03:39 Chill wrote:
Yea my beard grows blond and then turns black. I don't know why. It's annoying.
Same... and on top of that patches of facial hair grow in lighter or are missing. My genes suck.
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I have brown hair and when I grow my beard out for a couple weeks it turns reddish. I like it that way.
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i have the issue that whenever i grow a beard the mustache area grows at like a quarter the pace of the rest of the face. still one time i'll be patient enough to let that grow too before i shave it all off
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On June 30 2011 03:51 Madoga wrote:
You would've made an awesome pirate. Next to blackbeard, rainbowbeard!
Bahahahaha. That made me crack up.
The reason there are no pictures is because work is fucking SLOOOOOOOOW and will be until August - I can't just start taking pictures, I'm supposed to be looking like I'm busy.
oh wow as I type that my boss walks in. Hahaha.
I'll edit some in when I get home in a few hours.
Now that Chill has posted his dilemma, I can live with dark brown w/ reddish beard. His, I would be even more distraught over.
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Pirates don't keep a mirror around.
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On June 30 2011 03:50 ComaDose wrote:
i get the red blond ones only in the middle of my chin/underlip(soul patch area?)
dark brown hair.
dark brown beard everywhere else.
random red right front and center.... wtf indeed!
omg this is exactly what happens to me lol. but my mother is a red head so it explains a bit.
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"My beard is a fucking hairy rainbow" I'll save that one for a special occasion.
Thanks for the post!
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Dude Beards are so fucking cool it doesn't matter what color they are. I Just hate my Moustache, it like an anti-toothbrush it doesn't grow in the middle...
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