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After many years of my life pondering and going nuts trying to figure out what the hell I am going to do with the rest of my life, I finally figured out what my destiny and fate would be. It took me 21 long years to come to my enlightenment and realization how exactly I want to live my life and in what order. And alias, I know exactly what I want to do now to start my life's purpose and goal, all I need to is follow this guideline. Without further ado, I will share and reveal my life's worth of master plan to all of you:
1. First I graduate college in a degree with Broadcast Journalism.
2. I enter the news industry at a middle of nowhere (probably down south) as an entry level reporter for reporting news in middle of nowhere.
3. Few years down the line, I upgrade myself to "anchor" class in middle of nowhere news.
4. Then another few years later, I upgrade to "city class" reporting news in a bigger city such as Chicago, LA, NYC.
5. Suddenly, people in South Korea will notice this first known MALE Korean-American reporting the news in US News and Korean media companies will invite me to Korea for an episode of my career/life in one of their talk shows for that type of program.
6. I create a new boom of popularity of my identity in Korea that allows me to be invited to appear in various talk shows and even variety shows (where Korean celerities attend with all random programs, some silly, some cool, etc).
7. I get offers to appear in Korean dramas or soap operas, which is a huge big deal in Korea as ratings are from a huge chunk of Koreans thus making it one of the biggest forms of entertainment in Korea.
8. I become an official Korean celebrity with popularity that has many fans and followers appearing on TV left and right in different forms such as talk show host, MC, etc.
9. I attend a SC BW proleague/OSL/MSL match as a Korean celebrity and gain lots of attention and fans from the rabid fangirls.
9.5. I become a guest caster for proleague/OSL/MSL and perhaps do something similar to what Hyungjoon did with his show TIMES 10!
10. Suddenly news break out and I get married to a hot cute nice chick hot cute nice KPOP star! Fame drops intensively as when a Korean male celebrity gets married, they are automatically no longer popular.
11. I go "oh yea? screw you Korea" and move back to US and start my own talk show after years of experience in Korea and fame rises in US enough to be known by typical average Americans.
12. I gain status as an "international" star because I become famous in more than one country.
13. I write a book in various languages and become a best seller instantly because people buy the book because I'm well known, not for quality or exactly the details inside it.
14. Amass a lot of fortune by this time and have my own network with my name on it and its CEO.
15. By this time, first half my life is done and I begin phase 2 of my destiny.............. start an all out total war with all the other rich folks, especially the bad and corrupt one for survival of the fittest using various alias and hidden cards that will put me at advantage.
16. I reveal to the world (and to TeamLiquid), I am QuickStriker!!!!
Disclaimer: At some point of my life between phase 4 and 15, I, QuickStriker, will need a sex scandal to increase my popularity much more to further increase success of my life and job.
Disclaimer #2: As suggested, there should and will be a time where everything seems all over for me and having to lose everything at my hand and will, I become dirt poor who's living in the slums finding this "mysterious" chocolate in the dumpster that allows me to regain my strength and power and become the man I am destined to be!
Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions? Will you cheer and root for me to follow and see this happen or will you become a sadist to outright laugh and deny my abilities to make this happen?
 
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Doubtful of 4-6 happening. But if it does, then you got this lol
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I'm not going to lie to you... that shit sounds bulletproof.
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On March 31 2011 11:54 Zim23 wrote:
I'm not going to lie to you... that shit sounds bulletproof.
So is that a yes for success??? ^_^
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Quickstriker blogs always deliver.
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On March 31 2011 12:01 Megaliskuu wrote:
Quickstriker blogs always deliver.
Indeed, indeed.
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On March 31 2011 12:04 Z3kk wrote:Indeed, indeed.
Especially the emo ones about leaving TL after someone calls him names in stream chat HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
<3 u QS
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You should do this but drag my fat ass to the top with you! Also then you can yell ESPORTSSSSSSSS on every show you do or be like "teamliquid.net" ninja shoutout.
Or you could just do this and continue to deliver good blogs.
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QS gogogo! You'll be #winning in no time!
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Thank you thank you! I'm sure at several points of the way, I'll slowly give random references and shoutouts to TeamLiquid at several steps in the way and it's up to recognize that happening!! ^_^
On March 31 2011 12:07 Megaliskuu wrote:Show nested quote +On March 31 2011 12:04 Z3kk wrote:On March 31 2011 12:01 Megaliskuu wrote:
Quickstriker blogs always deliver. Indeed, indeed. Especially the emo ones about leaving TL after someone calls him names in stream chat HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! <3 u QS
<3 u 2!
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Missing step 8.5:
Use celebrity status to marry Kpop star, inadvertently increasing your own popularity.
every time I see a Korean male on the news, I'll assume its you.
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Masters @ Brooklyn College? 
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That plan sounds just about as bulletproof as the lives of all journalism majors
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But, I already know who you are QuickStriker, thus step 16 is useless for me. You forgot that you will join the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition, and that this will be a duel to the death.
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On March 31 2011 11:52 QuickStriker wrote:
14. Amass a lot of fortune by this time and have my own network with my name on it and its CEO.
15. By this time, first half my life is done and I begin phase 2 of my destiny.............. start an all out total war with all the other rich folks
Cannibal?
I'm liking the plan, but you need a point in your life where you are dirt poor living in the slums and eating "mysterious" chocolate that you found out back by the dumpster. It makes your book twice as good.
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You forgot to put in "Be a guest caster for proleague/OSL/MSL".
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On March 31 2011 12:47 hacklebeast wrote:
Missing step 8.5:
Use celebrity status to marry Kpop star, inadvertently increasing your own popularity.
But that directly conflicts with phase #10, unless I do marry a Kpop star there which is possible. But either way, it's actually the opposite, being a single male Korean celebrity and getting married is such a big downfall for the celebrities that you would usually lose all the popularity and fame you gained to almost nothing.... you'll still be a celebrity but you'll barely get good offers and the netizens will like you next and move on to the big hip thing that's popular to them....
On March 31 2011 12:49 Disregard wrote:Masters @ Brooklyn College?
No Masters... or at least not at Brooklyn College, if anything I'll get one of those honorary degrees that celebrities get and have that as my "masters" and "PhD"
On March 31 2011 12:57 Froadac wrote:That plan sounds just about as bulletproof as the lives of all journalism majors
I'm more than just a typical journalism student, I'm a male Korean journalism student in America! I'm a rare species!
On March 31 2011 13:12 Phelix wrote:
But, I already know who you are QuickStriker, thus step 16 is useless for me. You forgot that you will join the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition, and that this will be a duel to the death.
Oh, do you really know me? Are you sure sure? That might be my proxy alias who appear before you... And I do not need to join the hot dog eating competition when I can just settle it for Korean BBQ eating competition!
On March 31 2011 13:24 Chimpalimp wrote:
I'm liking the plan, but you need a point in your life where you are dirt poor living in the slums and eating "mysterious" chocolate that you found out back by the dumpster. It makes your book twice as good.
I like your idea! I should squeeze that somewhere in the middle along with my sex scandal. Hell, maybe that's how I can my scandal!
On March 31 2011 13:35 Nazza wrote:
You forgot to put in "Be a guest caster for proleague/OSL/MSL".
OMG, even better suggestion! I will definitely add this!
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oops, totally missed steps 10-11, withdrawn.
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lol i like your plan, you have them all numbered, they must work!!
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Put this on your website (make one if you aint got one), put up some banner with horsies, include a countdown timer. when timer runs to 0, dreams become reality :D
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Good build order, if I played journalism race I'd definately try it out.
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