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On February 28 2011 10:08 GHOSTCLAW wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2011 06:30 Torte de Lini wrote:On February 28 2011 06:27 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:On February 28 2011 04:10 Torte de Lini wrote:On February 28 2011 04:06 Meapak_Ziphh wrote: Dear Sir,
I am concerned by some of the content in this blog. I am afraid that my good name is being egregiously slandered. The locations that have sparked my concern are paragraph two and photograph two. I request a retract of your false and appalling statements about my character or I will be forced to challenge you to a duel. You would do well to acquiesce to my demands; need I remind you that I won our first confrontation.
Furthermore I am most dissapointed that we were unable to move past our differences and build a true amity. I was quite enjoying your company via PM and I had been hoping to continue our burgeoning camaraderie over IRC. Alas you have shunned my proffered palm of peace and have responded with the closed fist of war. I am saddened by this and feel more than a little betrayed.
I reiterate my demands; remove the slanderous material or face my wrath.
Your sworn enemy,
Meapak_Ziphh. Dear sir, We at the Torte de Lini factory of thoughts are deeply appreciative and thankful for your response. At the moment, our conscience departement is currently unavailable for comment. Due to this problematic situation, we have provided a diversified list of responses that we find will be suited to your liking. Please select one of the following: [1] no u [2] Go to Hell! [3] What good name? [4] You have a name? [5] no u multiplied by infinity Many thanks and yours truly, Oscar Meyer, The Weenie Mobile On February 28 2011 04:10 elmizzt wrote:Welcome back, Torte! I'm glad to see you held it together (somewhat) over your trip to disneyland. Hilarious blog, much <3 to you ^^ Thanks! Dear Sir, We at Meapk_Inc. are very disurbed by your refusal to deal promptly with our complaint. You are making it very hard to find a peaceful solution to this problem. The blatant disrespect shown by the Torte de Lini Factory towards our request is seen as a grievous insult and we demand an apology for this behavior. We also urge you one last time to remove or modify the offending content or we will follow through on our threat and challenge you to a duel. Yours truly, Meapak_Ziphh Dear Sir at some imaginary corporation: As descriptive and verbal as always, Torte de Weenie P.S: I only do verbal duels, kthx Grudge Match! Grudge Match! YEEEEESSSSSS! There's something about grudge matches that just gets my engine revving, you know? Don't deny it -- I know you feel it, too.
I'd kill to have Day[9] do one that rivals the infamous CombatEx one (which, as a total n00b, I made sure to go back and watch the whole thing of shortly after joining TL last year).
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On February 28 2011 06:30 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2011 06:27 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:On February 28 2011 04:10 Torte de Lini wrote:On February 28 2011 04:06 Meapak_Ziphh wrote: Dear Sir,
I am concerned by some of the content in this blog. I am afraid that my good name is being egregiously slandered. The locations that have sparked my concern are paragraph two and photograph two. I request a retract of your false and appalling statements about my character or I will be forced to challenge you to a duel. You would do well to acquiesce to my demands; need I remind you that I won our first confrontation.
Furthermore I am most dissapointed that we were unable to move past our differences and build a true amity. I was quite enjoying your company via PM and I had been hoping to continue our burgeoning camaraderie over IRC. Alas you have shunned my proffered palm of peace and have responded with the closed fist of war. I am saddened by this and feel more than a little betrayed.
I reiterate my demands; remove the slanderous material or face my wrath.
Your sworn enemy,
Meapak_Ziphh. Dear sir, We at the Torte de Lini factory of thoughts are deeply appreciative and thankful for your response. At the moment, our conscience departement is currently unavailable for comment. Due to this problematic situation, we have provided a diversified list of responses that we find will be suited to your liking. Please select one of the following: [1] no u [2] Go to Hell! [3] What good name? [4] You have a name? [5] no u multiplied by infinity Many thanks and yours truly, Oscar Meyer, The Weenie Mobile On February 28 2011 04:10 elmizzt wrote:Welcome back, Torte! I'm glad to see you held it together (somewhat) over your trip to disneyland. Hilarious blog, much <3 to you ^^ Thanks! Dear Sir, We at Meapk_Inc. are very disurbed by your refusal to deal promptly with our complaint. You are making it very hard to find a peaceful solution to this problem. The blatant disrespect shown by the Torte de Lini Factory towards our request is seen as a grievous insult and we demand an apology for this behavior. We also urge you one last time to remove or modify the offending content or we will follow through on our threat and challenge you to a duel. Yours truly, Meapak_Ziphh Dear Sir at some imaginary corporation: As descriptive and verbal as always, Torte de Weenie P.S: I only do verbal duels, kthx Dear Sir,
You have neglected to edit out your offending content, refused to apologize and now you respond with an image macro. You have impugned my honor for the last time Torte de Lini This means war. I hereby challenge you to a game of Starcraft: Broodwar. To be played on the ICCup abyss servers. The time shall be set after I finish my finals in a week and a half. The format shall be best of five and the stakes will be a Two week ban from teamliquid.net. I ask that the good mod GHOSTCLAW observe these games for posterity.
I will make an official blog to alert you of when I am ready to play.
Meapak_Ziphh
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Dear antagonizing madam (I assume you are a woman due to your incessant need to be offended /stereotypical view that does not reflect my sociological understanding of two genders),
I decline your provocation to a war on the basis of the following: - Bold letters are intimidating
- My Brood War knowledge and usage of that knowledge is the equivalency of shoelaces with Velcro shoes
- I don't want to write a 2-week long story of my days banned on TL
- I don't feel like drawing GHOSTCLAW all over again
- You let school get in the way of your emotions
Many apologies, Torte de [Very BIG] Weenie
P.S: Call me babyface <3333
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But look here, Torte: Issues between users of this forum are traditionally settled through games of Starcraft. This is a good tradition that keeps people on their toes and provides a lot of great entertainment for the masses. And if you'r not good enough you just have to take the humiliation of being called a noob. We are all noobs in life, anyway. :-)
The glove has been thrown by Meapak_Ziphh and it is now your duty as a honour bound gentleman to pick it up, regardless of the nerd-smacking you'll get. Idea: since Meapak_Ziphh is the challenger it would be more standard if you were to decide what weapons you would be duelling with (and please don't say words). Maybe Starcraft II could be your weapon-of-choice?
Now, if people agree with me, please speak up. Both Torte and Meapak are interesting characters on TL and it would be fun watching them grudge it out.
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Baa?21242 Posts
Just make alts and post on those like all the cool kids do.
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Monsignor Torte de Lini, I, too, suffered the cruel fate of a two-day ban. Like you, I spent most of that time crawling these forums, lamenting my banishment. You are truly an inspiration to me.
Please enjoy this artwork which I commissioned in your honor.
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On February 28 2011 23:07 Dieoxhide wrote: But look here, Torte: Issues between users of this forum are traditionally settled through games of Starcraft. This is a good tradition that keeps people on their toes and provides a lot of great entertainment for the masses. And if you'r not good enough you just have to take the humiliation of being called a noob. We are all noobs in life, anyway. :-)
The glove has been thrown by Meapak_Ziphh and it is now your duty as a honour bound gentleman to pick it up, regardless of the nerd-smacking you'll get. Idea: since Meapak_Ziphh is the challenger it would be more standard if you were to decide what weapons you would be duelling with (and please don't say words). Maybe Starcraft II could be your weapon-of-choice?
Now, if people agree with me, please speak up. Both Torte and Meapak are interesting characters on TL and it would be fun watching them grudge it out.
Okay, I'll decide the arena...
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Words
It's my best weapon ;D
On March 01 2011 03:35 iGrok wrote:Monsignor Torte de Lini, I, too, suffered the cruel fate of a two-day ban. Like you, I spent most of that time crawling these forums, lamenting my banishment. You are truly an inspiration to me. Please enjoy this artwork which I commissioned in your honor.
BWAHAHA, BEST FUCKING IMG EVER, MVP RIGHT HUR!
On March 01 2011 02:50 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: Just make alts and post on those like all the cool kids do.
I'm setting a new standard D:<
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I'm such a helpful person ;D!
I also help with streams because I canceled my cable and just watch shows on TL now O:
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Trying to confirm the canadian stereotype of the lovely helpful neighbor he? :D
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On March 01 2011 03:59 Kleinmuuhg wrote: Trying to confirm the canadian stereotype of the lovely helpful neighbor he? :D
I could be the stereotype of a Catholic loving thy neighbor (or something to those lines). Problem with is that I'm a Born-American living in Canada, but also lives in the United States too :3 :3 :3
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Highly enjoyable read, thank you.
Wait a second... The blog post was 1700 and now you appear to have 1834. That's 134 posts in less than 30 hours. Lesser men would accuse you of having no life and possibly even suggest that there might be other things you could be doing with your time. I on the other commend you for your dedication and will go so far as to say that you are an inspiration to the lowly masses that are incapable of finding time to post 100 times a day.
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Very fun read! But you totally took my idea when I got banned next time
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I saw your long posts in every single thread i read, i assumed you were a re-reg of a banned user anyway... but i guess not. Seriously you should post less because not all of your posts are in any way insightful, you don't have to post in every thread you read.
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On March 01 2011 06:48 TheWarbler wrote:Very fun read! But you totally took my idea when I got banned next time
No reason why you can't do it :B?
And I got the idea from Imper.
On March 01 2011 07:58 infinity2k9 wrote: I saw your long posts in every single thread i read, i assumed you were a re-reg of a banned user anyway... but i guess not. Seriously you should post less because not all of your posts are in any way insightful, you don't have to post in every thread you read.
Show me where and I'll try to improve. Not everything I say is insightful and that's never my goal. I won't post less, but I'll change my postings if I agree with your criticisms.
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On March 01 2011 08:20 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2011 06:48 TheWarbler wrote:Very fun read! But you totally took my idea when I got banned next time No reason why you can't do it :B? And I got the idea from Imper. Show nested quote +On March 01 2011 07:58 infinity2k9 wrote: I saw your long posts in every single thread i read, i assumed you were a re-reg of a banned user anyway... but i guess not. Seriously you should post less because not all of your posts are in any way insightful, you don't have to post in every thread you read. Show me where and I'll try to improve. Not everything I say is insightful and that's never my goal. I won't post less, but I'll change my postings if I agree with your criticisms. Torte is one of the most insightful posters I've seen, infinity. You seem to think that every single poster is creating grade A posts and content, and that is simply not true. It is a dream that we all have, but, even though TL is of much higher quality than the majority of forums, even we are not perfect.
I challenge you, sir, to think about if that post added anything more than the posts you've seen of Torte's. I can tell you, from the observer's standpoint, that it certainly did not. Pot calling the kettle black, indeed.
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On March 01 2011 08:34 Char711 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2011 08:20 Torte de Lini wrote:On March 01 2011 06:48 TheWarbler wrote:Very fun read! But you totally took my idea when I got banned next time No reason why you can't do it :B? And I got the idea from Imper. On March 01 2011 07:58 infinity2k9 wrote: I saw your long posts in every single thread i read, i assumed you were a re-reg of a banned user anyway... but i guess not. Seriously you should post less because not all of your posts are in any way insightful, you don't have to post in every thread you read. Show me where and I'll try to improve. Not everything I say is insightful and that's never my goal. I won't post less, but I'll change my postings if I agree with your criticisms. Torte is one of the most insightful posters I've seen, infinity. You seem to think that every single poster is creating grade A posts and content, and that is simply not true. It is a dream that we all have, but, even though TL is of much higher quality than the majority of forums, even we are not perfect. I challenge you, sir, to think about if that post added anything more than the posts you've seen of Torte's. I can tell you, from the observer's standpoint, that it certainly did not. Pot calling the kettle black, indeed.
This is sweet of you to disagree. I was bent to disagree as well, but I'm sure he has a few examples in mind that slip mind, to which is why I asked him to show me some and I'll either explain, disagree or agree and try to improve.
To know that I am insightful to you is heartwarming though ;D
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so long.....so funny....cant....resist....not....enough...time...
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Just 2 days ago, I found myself with a ban before I even saw a warning in my PM box. I deserved it though, I was just tired of the QQ in the PTR thread.
Disneyland was overrated.
Also, I got banned by Daigomi. Odd thing is, he is a non-moderating/banling staff?
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On March 01 2011 11:30 101toss wrote: Just 2 days ago, I found myself with a ban before I even saw a warning in my PM box. I deserved it though, I was just tired of the QQ in the PTR thread.
Disneyland was overrated.
Also, I got banned by Daigomi. Odd thing is, he is a non-moderating/banling staff?
Yeah, I read that... You ever ask how he can do that?
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