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Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
October 07 2010 15:13 GMT
#1
Hallo chaps. Just a random bit of tomfoolery that was floating through my head and I typed out. This is in no way an attack on the social skills of gamers; I’m sure most of this board has an active social life. It’s just making fun of a stereotype and, I suppose, combining two fascinating (to me at least) sets of mechanics and guidelines.


Today we cover some very basic terms.

GPM: Girls Per Month is a hotly debated topic. One school of thought (i.e. those who have high GPMs themselves, or admire the stratospheric GMP of pros or both) contends that GPM is very much a measure of skill, and that only Gold-league and below n00bs would possibly think otherwise. The other school (almost exclusively those with low GPMs) contend that what you do with the GPM is far more important than how high it is. Generally, people giving sincere advice to newer playas tend to say that a high GPM will arise naturally out of a solid play style and they shouldn’t be worrying about it at all.

Whichever school we fall into, between us guys, we know secretly that we’d love to have a higher GPM, regardless of whether it implies skill or spamming, because it’s undeniably awesome to brag about.

Macro: This is far and away the most important aspect of play-style, well above memorizing builds and micro. Micro gets you out of bad situations and improves good situations, but good macro ensures that you’re always in a great position. Always be building yourself up, whether in terms of body, economy, hairstyle or fashion sense. The best micro in the world won’t save you if, when the time comes, you look like something the cat ate, vomited up and then dragged in, or can’t get a table at Chez Swish without bankrupting yourself.

Builds/openings: you’ll need to try a lot of these and get good at them and not mind failing at first, because each situation (and a players personal taste) rewards something different. Which map are you playing? If you’re playing on College Party or Happening Club and the drinks and E are flowing, a simple “Hello there my name’s X, buy you a drink? -> progressively closer dancing -> isn’t it warm in here, feel like taking a walk?” build can work wonders. Players may extemporize by substituting the walk for a cigarette or cigar outside.

It would be madness, however, to try this at The Office. A slower macro oriented game is better rewarded here, like going “Teasing + compliments” to buy yourself time to expand and eventually overwhelm.

Whatever you do, don’t harass.
Micro: It is very possible, though unlikely, to have great macro and still mess it up because in the moment you freeze up and can’t micro at all. Everybody knows to think up of good ways to act and speak, but what separates the good and bad players is the smoothness of execution and the naturalness of their actions, particular during tense, game-changing moments. Practice, practice, practice.

Cheese

Certain players, often looked down upon though they use a perfectly valid strategy, choose to Cheese. They go for a very quick “put-down -> praise up” rush to get inexperienced girls to pin their self-worth to the chap in question. Also known as the “jerkass method”, it is espoused by pros such as Mystery


You can argue with the method, but possibly not with the results. Beware: This method will net you a lot of wins until you reach a certain level, and then will get put down hard.


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TekKpriest
Profile Joined March 2010
308 Posts
October 07 2010 15:20 GMT
#2
8 movies
10 dinner
12 harass

;o
A Man chooses, a slave obeys
Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
October 07 2010 15:23 GMT
#3
@ Tekk: lulz, hadn't thought of that...

But shouldn't refinement drop at 13?
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19188 Posts
October 07 2010 15:24 GMT
#4
21 expand

WAIT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Mazer
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada1086 Posts
October 07 2010 15:43 GMT
#5
Need more build orders pls
Happy.fairytail
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
October 07 2010 15:45 GMT
#6
On October 08 2010 00:20 TekKpriest wrote:
8 movies
10 dinner
12 harass

;o


Then a dirty DT drop, finished with an aggressive tank push into her main?
DreamScaR
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada2127 Posts
October 07 2010 15:51 GMT
#7
If things aren't going well, don't attempt the backdoor.
~ Aka ItsWoodrow on Twitter
gillon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1578 Posts
October 07 2010 15:54 GMT
#8
I just listened thru the whole pseudo science bullshit the guy in the video was going on about. I can't believe he actually get paid to hold lectures.
www.teamproperty.net | "You should hate losing, but you should never fear defeat." - 이윤열
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
October 07 2010 15:55 GMT
#9
Be sure to keep ovies all over the map, or she may just drop your natural..
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
October 07 2010 15:57 GMT
#10
Lame compared to http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=104631

OP is a newbie - 1/5
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
October 07 2010 16:02 GMT
#11
@ Dream: Very few maps have a backdoor. Be careful.

@ Mortician: noooo I'm already considered the HDStarcraft of this? And you're linking them to, I dunno, Tasteless?
Mortician
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Bulgaria2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 16:04:57
October 07 2010 16:04 GMT
#12
On October 08 2010 01:02 Autofire2 wrote:
@ Mortician: noooo I'm already considered the HDStarcraft of this? And you're linking them to, I dunno, Tasteless?


More like Day[9]+Chill combo
"If anything, the skill cap in sc2 is higher [than sc1] because there are a lot more things you can do at one given time. " darmousseh
Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
October 07 2010 16:05 GMT
#13
@ Mazer: Those were very standard build orders. But some experimental souls do mix it up with stuff like

7 Flowers/drink
8 Compliment
10 Intro.

By dropping the Intro so late, you'll have almost no resources to speak of. You better hope the initial rush is good.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
October 07 2010 16:06 GMT
#14
Man, I usually think these girl-to-starcraft posts are bad. This one is no different.
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Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
October 07 2010 16:12 GMT
#15
My word. Put down by chill himself. *raises glass*

Cheers mate. But remember, not everyone has the natural advantage of honey hazel eyes. That there is what we call OP.
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
October 07 2010 16:50 GMT
#16
i think 4 pool would work the best here
Aka XephyR/Shaneyesss
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
October 07 2010 17:09 GMT
#17
lol i like this Mystery method guy, he's funny and his content is mostly true. The SC2 analogy was a little bit forced, but I did like the youtube link :D.
ThE.SparkZ
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States381 Posts
October 07 2010 17:11 GMT
#18
BiggerT does not approve of this blog.. but i think it's cool :D
A battle between gods is just so damn beautiful
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
October 07 2010 17:30 GMT
#19
yawn
If you have to ask, you don't know.
NuttyCheese
Profile Joined July 2010
2 Posts
October 07 2010 17:32 GMT
#20
King is my girl
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
October 07 2010 17:34 GMT
#21
heh, I found this to be kind of a nice read. Too bad Chill didn't like it, though. =(
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