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Box.N.Straw
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada55 Posts
July 28 2010 20:15 GMT
#81
Well...if you really want tips on hugging...

1) Don't get too excited and hug her too hard. Boobies are sensitive, and it's extremely painful if you squish 'em hard. :3
2) When hugging, most girls will reach up and put both arms around your neck so all you really gotta do is wrap your arms around her middle/lower back.

Shouldn't be so worried about screwing up "hugs" and whatnot though. If you do something stupid, just laugh it off and if she's got a sense of humor, she'll do the same.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.
GiftPflanZe
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Germany623 Posts
July 28 2010 20:27 GMT
#82
On July 27 2010 23:31 YPang wrote:
man who cares about being socially acceptable... it's too overated and im not exaggerating or sarcastic. As long as you don't do anything retarded to PURPOSELY seek attention to yourself doesn't bother me (ca'nt speak for others).

i mean seriously think about it. "okay im socially accepted, i got a few friends and its all because i put on a retarded memorized act to get it". I can't speak for you but i don't personally feel accomplished nor feel close to the friends i've made that way.

There are people that actually like those that break social norms, me for example, because they're just so much more fun to be around. I do'nt want all my friends to be some mindless normal boy that just follows the social bible about how to act. Be yourself and say whatever you want that comes to your mind. If anyone has the balls to do that in front of people just because its the way they are, my respect for them sky rockets.

But becareful not to over do it to the point where you PURPOSELY drag attention on youreslf, in that case its just annoying.

Just be honest about everything, why don't you admit your problems to a female or osmeone in real life, im' sure they'll respect you for having the balls to admit it in public in front of people. And if they diss you on it, fuck them, they do'nt worth your time anyways.

I didnt read it all,but Its the best post in this thread so far.listen to him!
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ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 28 2010 20:32 GMT
#83
On July 29 2010 05:15 Box.N.Straw wrote:
Well...if you really want tips on hugging...




Your first post shows much promise. Welcome.
Each day gets better : )
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
July 28 2010 21:05 GMT
#84
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.
Moderator
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 28 2010 21:08 GMT
#85
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


But papa Chill! You can't hate your children!

+ Show Spoiler +
But really this shit is hilarious
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
July 28 2010 21:14 GMT
#86
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


Ahahahaha, speechless, just speechless.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-28 21:57:59
July 28 2010 21:56 GMT
#87
Algorithms belong in computers and other logic interfaces. Relationships (and interpersonal contact for that matter) aren't logical - they're emotional. Emotion is NOT logical.

There's a scene in 'The Last Samurai' where Ton Cruise is trying to learn how to sword fight. A mentor approaches him and says this, which is also my advice to you:

"Too many mind. No Mind."

Meaning: Stop thinking so much!

Don't think about the hug, just hug her. Unplanned, impromptu embracing. And kissing? As long as you brush your teeth regularly you'll be fine, mouths don't really taste like much. Just do it! Logically breaking down your moves will make you seem robotic and I can't imagine any 'smokin hot' women will think that's a turn-on.

And if you're a troll, I'm sorry to myself for wasting my own time!

RAUS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
210 Posts
July 28 2010 22:01 GMT
#88
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


chill, you seem to really get into these relationship blogs. dare i say, emotionally invested? perhaps you should explain your affinity for relationship blogs, in a blog about affinity for relationship blogs
recognize me?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
July 28 2010 23:10 GMT
#89
On July 29 2010 07:01 derpaderp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


chill, you seem to really get into these relationship blogs. dare i say, emotionally invested? perhaps you should explain your affinity for relationship blogs, in a blog about affinity for relationship blogs

I really want people to be happy.
Moderator
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 28 2010 23:12 GMT
#90
On July 29 2010 07:01 derpaderp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


chill, you seem to really get into these relationship blogs. dare i say, emotionally invested? perhaps you should explain your affinity for relationship blogs, in a blog about affinity for relationship blogs


They probably don't have many soap operas in Canada..so this is his outlet.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
PUPATREE
Profile Joined August 2009
340 Posts
July 28 2010 23:28 GMT
#91
I have a different attack plan for you. You're awkward and inexperienced, and nearly everyone that actually offered advice just told you to chill out and discard your planned responses. It's not that the advice is bad, I'd just find it difficult to jump from "oh god what do I do she's so close to me I can hear her breathe I hope my boner goes away soon" to acting smoothly and 'being yourself,' whatever the fuck that means. I've been at similar levels of social ineptitude, and here's what I'd suggest.

Watch people interact. That's it. You claim you have superior intellect? Well here's a good use for it. Any time you're in a social environment, make observations. See what works for people, and see what doesn't. Get rid of your checklist? Fuck no, you turn it up. Construct a mental web of switches, documenting responses, smiles, body language, pauses - everything. Don't only focus on the words a guy's using, but notice the underlying logic and strategy of his build order too. What does he do to make her laugh, when does he lightly touch her arm, how often is he being serious, what is doing in order to put her in the mood and state of mind that she's in - all things to look at.

If you're eating some strange cuisine, and you don't know what utencils to use, what order to eat things in, or what goes with what, how do you proceed? You can exclaim that you have no idea what's going on, face slight embarrassment, and get help. You could instead go in headfirst, thinking about your actions, what your available options are, and proceeding while thinking on your feet. Or you could just sit back, wait for other people to start first, and do what they do. Different people approach the same situation, whether it's girls, food, or whatever, in their own ways. Know where your strengths and weaknesses lie, and do what will work for you.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 28 2010 23:28 GMT
#92
did chill just use a ???

omg, this guy is actually onto something
why so 진지해?
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 02:11:11
July 29 2010 02:01 GMT
#93
On July 29 2010 05:15 Box.N.Straw wrote:
Well...if you really want tips on hugging...
[...]
2) When hugging, most girls will reach up and put both arms around your neck so all you really gotta do is wrap your arms around her middle/lower back.
[...] If you do something stupid, just laugh it off and if she's got a sense of humor, she'll do the same.


This is really good advice. Thanks! So that's pretty much what I had gathered. What about for girls my height or taller?

On July 29 2010 08:10 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 07:01 derpaderp wrote:
On July 29 2010 06:05 Chill wrote:
On July 29 2010 01:44 alffla wrote:
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4

WAIT THATS YOU?

Oh mother of Christ, I hate teamliquid.


chill, you seem to really get into these relationship blogs. dare i say, emotionally invested? perhaps you should explain your affinity for relationship blogs, in a blog about affinity for relationship blogs

I really want people to be happy.


I'm sorry Chill, for disappointing you T_T Did I cause you to hate teamliquid by some bizarre combination of my stupidity and my bad blogging? I can't do much about my stupidity, but I assure you I put in a lot of effort for my poetry blogs! Maybe reading some forced iambic tetrameter will restore your faith in TL? :D
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 29 2010 03:33 GMT
#94
i mean when you say

FYI, not trolling here, I'm ridiculously good-looking, funny, and smart.


then you ask the most elementary obviously awkward retarded girl questions

how do you expect people to react?

lol
why so 진지해?
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 29 2010 06:13 GMT
#95
--- Nuked ---
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-29 08:36:03
July 29 2010 08:31 GMT
#96
This blog made me laugh so much I don't even know how to describe it in English - I voted 5/5
...and then the other blog killed my mood

Hmm I connected Chill's happy smiley to bolded parts in the other blog and laughed again x]
and I can see damn google ads advertising Polish site for singles o_O
wwww
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 29 2010 15:04 GMT
#97
On July 29 2010 17:31 beetlelisk wrote:
This blog made me laugh so much I don't even know how to describe it in English - I voted 5/5
...and then the other blog killed my mood

Hmm I connected Chill's happy smiley to bolded parts in the other blog and laughed again x]
and I can see damn google ads advertising Polish site for singles o_O

Why did the other blog kill your mood?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
July 30 2010 01:50 GMT
#98
Like Rek said it was strange to read what you think about yourself after reading this one, I just don't know if you are for real in this one or not so I may be just completely misunderstanding everything.
Now that I think about it I have a really hard time to describe it, tbh I think my lonelyness just kicked in so my reaction wasn't caused just by what I've read :/ my confusion was amplified way too much.
wwww
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 30 2010 02:51 GMT
#99
I'm sorry. I love poland BTW. I hear the springtime over there is super pretty (and so are the girls)!
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-30 04:32:37
July 30 2010 04:32 GMT
#100
hhaa love the over confidence in the other blog and the total noobness and lack of confidence in this one...
consistency in blogs its hard to get are you sure this is not a troll?
in The Kong line forever
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