EPTGirls: Mental Checklist - Page 7
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Xiphos
Canada7507 Posts
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PUPATREE
340 Posts
On August 01 2010 00:38 Raysalis wrote: Approaching girls is a bit like playing starcraft, all you need to do is practice until it becomes natural. The mental checklist might be a good idea when you are at a supernoob stage, but your sucess rate is going to be low, just like a beginner starcraft player have to think constantly to do the basic things. You want to be a pro where everything has been internalised and done subconciously. The quickest way to improve at starcraft is to play a lot; the quickest way to get better at approaching girls is to approach more girls. In starcraft, thinking about the game might help you a litlle but its all means jack if you don't play enough to gain experience; you get the idea  Like starcraft, you can join one of those social hug clubs and get a practice partner; get a Day9 type councillor who can help you; randomly hug your family members (a bit like spamming apm) All im saaaying is you need to relax and stop thinking to much . Everyone make mistake in starcraft and everyone make mistake when approaching girls. You are not going to win every game of starcraft and not all your approach with girls is going to work well... If it helps, just think of them as one of your pals or something. The human race is still around, you have 2 million years of evolution and instinct on your side..Nice. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On August 02 2010 07:36 Meeran wrote: Ehm... Reading through this makes me feel well I dno.. Bad for you I guess... So I'll give you some female back up for this. Just be yourself around girls, either they like you or don't. No need to pretend you're something else. And if she dosen't like you then she don't and don't spend more time on her. Easiest way to get in a conversation is just like talking about intrests or fun facts and mostly about stuff she likes to. If you seems intrested in stuff she likes or if you both actually find something you have incommon, there's easier to get on with a good conversation. And about the hugs, I doubt any girl hugs a random guy on their first meet, unless it's a date. And srsly about the squizzyboobs thingy... How the fuck do you hug her?! Like, her boobs should be against your chest so how could you possible squize them? O.o You dont want to hug her to death so I doubt her boobs will get hurt. And I bet you're taller than most of the girls so just put your arms over hers, since you dont want to seem desperate for her ass by putting arms under hers. And dude, don't go for girls outside your league. Go for girls you know you're capable to get. And rather go for a cute,kind, smart girl than the blond big tits bitch. Unless you just want pussy. GL with the girl hunt! Yay more girls on TL! Welcome to realposting you lurker! :p I can't believe this thread has gotten to be this long. This is like ridiculously embarrassing. Is there some way I can close a blog? | ||
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Ventil
Sweden414 Posts
Hope it helps! Good luck! | ||
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zenMaster
Canada761 Posts
On August 03 2010 00:55 Obbeskrutt wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzouzhXSRzY&feature=player_embedded Hope it helps! Good luck! This kid don't know what he is talking about. Being hyper and ridiculous is a great way to get attention from the opposite sex. nvm, he is just full of shit. | ||
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Dance.
United States389 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4200 Posts
On August 02 2010 10:09 love1another wrote: Yay more girls on TL! Welcome to realposting you lurker! :p I can't believe this thread has gotten to be this long. This is like ridiculously embarrassing. Is there some way I can close a blog? You wrote it..... | ||
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YoureFired
United States822 Posts
TL;DR Don't follow longass checklists, but having a few general rules CAN help (don't go too fast, never insult them, make sure they don't have an insane murderous Russian boyfriend [woops]). | ||
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BoRo
58 Posts
I am a girl and have worked around nothing but men for as long as I can remember, and in the video game industry so I have seen some awkwardness for sure. Let me see if i can help make sense of the women thought process in the situations, you thought out. (Situations not taking into account the Bat poop crazy ladies) New Sensations! Condition: You spot an attractive lady and say "Hi". Girl thought/response: nothing, people say hi all the time, she replies "Hi" Condition: Girl responds to "Hi!" with a friendly demeanor. Response: you say "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met. Can I have your phone number?" Girl thought/response: (how the man looks does not matter) girl thought = "And so it begins how do i get out of this?" She proceeds to walk away with an awkward chuckle, or rolls eyes and books it. And looks back a couple time to make sure you are not following her. Condition: Girl responds to "Hi!" with a hostile demeanor. Girl thought: I am in no mood, I need my coffee and my vagina is bleeding Your response...step back slowly don't make direct eye contact. If she charges play dead. Condition: Girl responds to "Hi!" with an undecided demeanor. Response: Walk up close and say, "there's something in your ear!" Then pull a business card out of thin air and hand it to her. Girl thought/response: Magic tricks? My weird uncle does magic tricks. Must leave situation My thought: Make up a reason to interact, drop something on accident by her. If she picks it up and brings it to you she's a nice girl, if she doesn't she's a lamo. If the pen is brought to you say thank you, (Now she has approached YOU and gives her a feeling of control) Then after thanking her compliment her on clothes/hair pin, something small most people wouldn't notice. Now she thinks you maybe gay and is more inviting, seriously though this is a good thing. THEN she'll most likely go and to tell you where she got the item and from there the conversation starts. Don't compliment her eyes, lips, or anything physical right away. Girls hear that crap all the time. (The favorite I've gotten was, " Aye All Dat assss yo's?" and I barely have an ass) , wait 3 days of knowing said girl before physical compliments and only one a day. Until a commitment is made. Escape from the dreaded friend zone! Straight to my thought:. I personally have only dated guys I have been friends with for a few months. You want to like the person you are dating, what better way to know if you like them with out all the fuss of dating then, being friends first. So you start to Like Like your friend, just go for it, make a move. If the sparks aren't there no harm no foul. Take a break from said friend for a week or two (no hanging out, but do talk/text about what you would normally, don't go all drama queen on her "why don't you love me!") then starting hanging out again. It should be like it never happened. [b]Rounding the bases![/b] Condition: I have not seen this beautiful girl in a long time and she suddenly catches my eye in the doorway. Response: Prepare for a hug by gauging the angle formed by my shoulders and hers to the ground. Girl thought/response: No big deal if she knows you, she most likely know you are already awkward. And the only way you can squish boobs is with a super bear hug. Boobs are very pillow like they will bounce back just fine no matter how you squish them. Unless said girl is 70...then they are more like silly putty. Condition: She is tall, so I must angle upwards. Response: Hook arms upward in hopes of latching onto shoulders to avoid falling down. Girl tip: Don't hug a tall girl around the shoulders, let her hug your shoulders and then you'll get the chance of boobs in the face FOR FREE! Condition: She is roughly my height. Response: ??? (where do the arms go?) Girl tip: When in doubt just below the ribs, but not low on her waist. Condition: She is shorter, so I must angle downwards. Response: Hook my arms around her mid-back being sure not to put too much pressure. Girl tip: If you are taller always go for around the shoulders, Just don't hug her head. Condition: The hug ends up not resulting in injury. A tender moment ensues. Response: ??? Girl tip: Play off like you didn't notice the tender moment, girls love a good chase. Just don't make her chase for too long. We are also easily bored. All in all if you are a good guy you will get a good girl. It just happens when you aren't looking for it. If you want laid, tell a super hot girl her shoes are ugly and walk away, She will follow you and tell you your dumb and what not. Brush her off, she will return. Then just be mean/argumentative/brush her off all night. She will want to sleep with you just because you don't seem like you want to sleep with her...and she can't process it because "she is SOOO HOT and everyone wants her hotness". FYI This trick only works on HOT girls. Hope this helps. | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
This is alien to me.... | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On August 04 2010 15:01 BoRo wrote: If you want to get laid, tell a super hot girl her shoes are ugly and walk away, She will follow you and tell you your dumb and what not. Brush her off, she will return. Then just be mean/argumentative/brush her off all night. She will want to sleep with you just because you don't seem like you want to sleep with her...and she can't process it because "she is SOOO HOT and everyone wants her hotness". FYI This trick only works on HOT girls. The last part was super funny (and I'm hoping a joke), but the rest of this response was extremely comprehensive and well-appreciated. While I've received a lot of useful information in the course of this thread, this is by far the most direct and to-the-point. I feel like you actually read my OP before posting  You actually confirmed some of the suspicions that I had secretly held, but never really wanted to admit for fear of being made fun of by my extremely attractive male friends. Though I am but a poor college student and can't send liberal amounts of money to you, I am a believer in a certain kind of cosmic justice where somebody will stop you in the subway and bring you back the $20 you didn't even notice you dropped simply because you seem like a nice person! Thank you so much, Ms. BoRo! | ||
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