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Dandy4
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States493 Posts
July 28 2010 00:41 GMT
#61
this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.
Who let the dogs out?
dyren
Profile Joined December 2009
United States260 Posts
July 28 2010 00:44 GMT
#62
Chill and Rekrul you make the Blogs section worth reading. <3 you guys...

@ OP Work on your self-esteem. Try things like eating healthy, working out, dressing nicely, wearing decent cologne and of course antiperspirants. And like other have mentioned, don't get discouraged if you don't have immediate success. The more people you meet the more likely it is that you'll find someone interesting, attractive, worth your time, and who's interested in you.

Cheers
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 28 2010 01:41 GMT
#63
Chill and Rekrul you make the Blogs section worth reading. <3 you guys...

lol, the most obvious ass kissing ever.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 28 2010 01:44 GMT
#64
Once I read the business card bit I lost it..this is just lame man..
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-28 01:54:27
July 28 2010 01:52 GMT
#65
Wow... this thread sort of evolved from
1.) misunderstanding
2.) brief attempts to help mixed with "lol"s.
3.) people realizing that I wasn't trolling.
4.) polite attempts at pity
5.) unabashed remarks pointing out my lameness
6.) me feeling terribly regretful and embarrassed that I started this blog.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
July 28 2010 01:56 GMT
#66
On July 28 2010 00:50 Chill wrote:
Smash them fuckin' titties. You are a stallion.

I think the point of this is that he wants to motorboat them, not smash them.....

Just sayin.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 28 2010 02:35 GMT
#67
On July 28 2010 10:56 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 00:50 Chill wrote:
Smash them fuckin' titties. You are a stallion.

I think the point of this is that he wants to motorboat them, not smash them.....

Just sayin.....

You make me feel quite strange inside
I think my pancreas just died.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
July 28 2010 02:41 GMT
#68
Sounds steak sauce dude. Gonna try some of these myself.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
July 28 2010 02:44 GMT
#69
On July 28 2010 10:52 love1another wrote:

6.) me feeling terribly regretful and embarrassed that I started this blog.


why? atleast now you're not as ignorant...maybe
why so 진지해?
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4222 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-28 02:46:31
July 28 2010 02:45 GMT
#70
On July 28 2010 11:35 love1another wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 10:56 Impervious wrote:
On July 28 2010 00:50 Chill wrote:
Smash them fuckin' titties. You are a stallion.

I think the point of this is that he wants to motorboat them, not smash them.....

Just sayin.....

You make me feel quite strange inside
I think my pancreas just died.

Huh? Really? Just stick your face in there and do this:



You'll feel way better after.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
RAUS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
210 Posts
July 28 2010 02:47 GMT
#71
if a girl asks if you're serious, you should probably just go for the kiss
recognize me?
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 28 2010 02:54 GMT
#72
On July 28 2010 11:47 derpaderp wrote:
if a girl asks if you're serious, you should probably just go for the kiss

Thanks! :D This is actually really helpful advice.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
RAUS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
210 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-28 03:04:56
July 28 2010 03:04 GMT
#73
On July 28 2010 11:54 love1another wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 11:47 derpaderp wrote:
if a girl asks if you're serious, you should probably just go for the kiss

Thanks! :D This is actually really helpful advice.


do understand why. if you ask it in a joking enough way, then girls who aren't down are just going to think you're funny. girls who are considering it will ask if you're serious, because they hope you are. girls who think ur ugly know you arent.


if you arent sufficiently funny, then girls will ask if you're serious because they think you're a creep. at this point, you have nothing left to lose, so go for the kiss. perhaps you will earn a few points for being ballsy

edit: you also have aspergers
recognize me?
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 28 2010 03:14 GMT
#74
On July 28 2010 12:04 derpaderp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2010 11:54 love1another wrote:
On July 28 2010 11:47 derpaderp wrote:
if a girl asks if you're serious, you should probably just go for the kiss

Thanks! :D This is actually really helpful advice.


do understand why. if you ask it in a joking enough way, then girls who aren't down are just going to think you're funny. girls who are considering it will ask if you're serious, because they hope you are. girls who think ur ugly know you arent.


if you arent sufficiently funny, then girls will ask if you're serious because they think you're a creep. at this point, you have nothing left to lose, so go for the kiss. perhaps you will earn a few points for being ballsy

edit: you also have aspergers

Well I just looked up aspergers, and I definitely don't have that I think my lack of instinct in this regard is because I was raised on cheesy romance movies/soap operas where the kiss is only saved for the very end!

And plus, aspergers sounds like "ass burgers." xD I might actually have that in the sense that my buns of steel are scrump-dilly-umptious.

Oh, I might be bipolar.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-28 04:10:43
July 28 2010 04:09 GMT
#75
On July 28 2010 12:14 love1another wrote:
And plus, aspergers sounds like "ass burgers." xD I might actually have that in the sense that my buns of steel are scrump-dilly-umptious.


Do you watch Community? Pretty funny show, you should watch it... They made this joke there...

But yeah, do people actually use pick-up lines? I always just thought they were some obsolete phenomenon of the 90s that people on the internet still talk about for some reason. It's ridiculous to think that you can just get with a girl by using a single, rehearsed sentence that has an awful mix of vague, sexual innuendo and a failed attempt at comedy.


... No seriously, can you?!? I've never tried to use a pick-up line
._.
안지호
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 28 2010 04:13 GMT
#76
I'm pretty sure pickup lines are just jokes.... but why do they always work in the movies?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 28 2010 04:15 GMT
#77
On July 28 2010 13:13 love1another wrote:
I'm pretty sure pickup lines are just jokes.... but why do they always work in the movies?

the same reason why all the geeks gets the chicks and all the happy endings appear in movies.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
July 28 2010 04:47 GMT
#78
Are you saying that irl, geeks don't get the chicks and all the happy endings aren't true? T_T
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 28 2010 04:55 GMT
#79
On July 28 2010 13:47 love1another wrote:
Are you saying that irl, geeks don't get the chicks and all the happy endings aren't true? T_T

xD nono but in the movies good endings in reality is exaggerated x 10.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 28 2010 16:44 GMT
#80
sorry but lol

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132462&currentpage=4
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