Its better to talk from a preplanned list than not speak at all!!

Just try it enough, tweak around to make it better, like you would with a RTS buildorder... Eventually it'll get really good and you'll be able to pwn any girl

love1another

United States1844 Posts

July 27 2010 15:27 GMT

#44

On July 28 2010 00:18 alffla wrote:
ermmmmm i dunno 14 or 15 or something. O_O

Well, I would say that's a poor guess, seeing as my sig sort of implies I'm in college.

Chill

Calgary25987 Posts

July 27 2010 15:50 GMT

#45

Smash them fuckin' titties. You are a stallion.

alffla

Hong Kong20321 Posts

July 27 2010 15:53 GMT

#46

On July 28 2010 00:27 love1another wrote:

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Well, I would say that's a poor guess, seeing as my sig sort of implies I'm in college.

lolol oops sorry my bad no offence intended

haha

]343[

United States10328 Posts

July 27 2010 16:02 GMT

#47

roflrofl you are pretty funny sir

ella_guru

Canada1741 Posts

July 27 2010 16:27 GMT

#48

This gives me the same feeling of when I had 2 pet ducks and they couldnt quite make it up the step.

It's really cute but at the same time you know in their lives all they want is to be up that step....

RedSword

Canada53 Posts

July 27 2010 17:17 GMT

#49

While many people are gifted with an instinct for social situations, I must, instead, rely on my stunning intellect to keep me afloat.

You might be Asperger at a certain level. Check that on wikipedia.

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IMO being nervous and tensed might be a problem. Try relaxing, and if a girl tries to hug you, hug her back gently (tighten a bit your arm-surround if you like her). That can mean a lot.

meteorskunk

Canada546 Posts

July 27 2010 17:25 GMT

#50

"I must, instead, rely on my stunning intellect to keep me afloat"

haha this might be the wrong attitude man! I think all you need is the courage to step out of whatever perona it is you've made for yourself.

The only way to learn is to have the balls to do what feels natural, and then the balls to actually face what went wrong. There's no algorithm

LSB

United States5171 Posts

July 27 2010 17:45 GMT

#51

And if you ever need help not staring.
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It works really well!

Rinrun

Canada3509 Posts

July 27 2010 17:48 GMT

#52

On July 28 2010 00:50 Chill wrote:
Smash them fuckin' titties. You are a stallion.

One of the most quotable posts of all time.
Now I don't know what the thread is about cause this is all I think of now (when I am in this thread).

kidd

United States2848 Posts

July 27 2010 23:39 GMT

#53

This blog is so completely awkward. People who are successful with girls go in without a preconceived game plan because they can just go with the flow and seem like a normal person. If you go in with this type of algorithmic gameplan then you are proabably going to fail or get laughed at... alot.

You mentioned that you have many friends that are girls, so you basically know how to talk to a girl. The only main difference is that you make sure your intentions are known quite early that you are into the girl and want to take her out to get to know her better.

This doesn't mean you walk up to a girl and say hey i'm in to you wanna fuck? But you can instead just talk to a girl and say to her, "listen you seem like a really cool person would you like to get some food with me?" If she says yes, your in, if no then you just brush it off as a friendly request.

Girls are a numbers game, some will say yes some will say no. Even some girls who might be interested still might say no (which is using because of timing) but yeah I guess what I'm really trying to say is just hug a girl man. Show her that you can caress her breasts with your smooth and strong pectorals.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

July 28 2010 00:07 GMT

#54

seriously what the fuck

Kyuukyuu

Canada6263 Posts

July 28 2010 00:13 GMT

#55

wait wait wait this was a serious post?!

noooooooo

JohannesH

Finland1364 Posts

July 28 2010 00:18 GMT

#56

On July 28 2010 09:13 Kyuukyuu wrote:
wait wait wait this was a serious post?!

noooooooo

It was? I don't know if I should laugh or cry

Skvid

Lithuania751 Posts

July 28 2010 00:22 GMT

#57

On July 28 2010 09:18 JohannesH wrote:

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It was? I don't know if I should laugh or cry

I don't know either, man. I think ill just go to sleep and hope i dont remember seeing this blog once i wake up.

DivinO

United States4796 Posts

July 28 2010 00:29 GMT

#58

If a girl is your height and she's and she goes in for a hug just relax and gently hug and slowly increase pressure for a split second before you back off.

eLiE

Canada1039 Posts

July 28 2010 00:30 GMT

#59

lol, if you can't even hug a girl properly, good luck snagging a girl of your own one day. practice on your mom, and go from there. if a girl wants to hug you, it means she doesn't care about squishing her boobs on you, so don't go making it awkward for everyone.

on a serious note, girls (and everyone else) like physical contact in general. if you want to seem normal, you have to be able make the normal social contact that you make with everyone else.