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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
June 02 2010 01:57 GMT
#1
Disclaimer: I'm not a girl or gay.
[image loading]

Story to this picture- I recently finished my spring semester at college (if you want to call it finishing). Given the free time at my house, and with the recent tragedy I experienced, my eyes became opened. I saw the world through my own eyes for once. My own wants. Seeing as how I had no friends "IRL", my time was spent doing online activities, all which were very unproductive. Finally it came to me. Just like the movies, people have a time in their life where they need to soul search. They need to find themselves and their purpose in life. And this is something I needed more than ever. Sitting day in and day out at my computer while doing nothing, and talking to less people than fingers on my one hand. I was secluded, sad, and rather depressed.

The one thing that always fascinated me was being feminine. I loved wearing skirts, girl clothes, make-up, and everything that entailed. Some Teamliquiders know my obsession with transexuals as well. If you ever watched my stream, you were probably bombarded with what seemed to be a cute girl in between my games. But let me tell you something, it was a guy. Okay? I don't have pictures of females on my computer. Anyways, so this self-growth period and finding myself all led to growing my nails and hair out. I wanted to experience happiness as I saw it. Not as society saw it, not as my parents saw it, and certainly not how my future job employers may see it. But something that is genuinely and exclusively important to me. And what I discovered horrified me.

You. Can't. Play. SC2. With. Long. Fingernails.

The end. It isn't disputable. I've been a high level platinum player in almost every reset. I've mutilated top names before. Hell, I even took people who have won monetary tournaments in ladder games. You may not believe me, and if you were to see me play at this moment it certainly wouldn't look like it, but what you don't realize is - is that faggots and bitches can't fucking play this game. When I make an SCV, I'm not just pressing "S". I'm pressing "S" + "W". When I'm making a marine, I'm not just pressing "A". I'm pressing "A" + "Q". Do you see my problem here?

The problem is every fucking time I want to build an advanced building my SCV automatically wants to make a Factory. The problem is every fucking time I want to repair something with an SCV, I see my 4th hotkeyed selection instead.

This game is too clicking intensive and Blizzard should do something about it. I don't know how they will ever expect to produce a "competitive game" when they put such a disability on two groups of people. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

By the way, how do I get this sharpie off my fucking hands?

***
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
June 02 2010 02:00 GMT
#2
....
._.''
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
June 02 2010 02:02 GMT
#3
5/5

I'm not sure how much of this is "for real" but any way, it's funny.
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
June 02 2010 02:02 GMT
#4
I'm so confused....

5/5
"So come right up and let me squash your creativity with my iron fist of conservative play."--Nony
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
June 02 2010 02:02 GMT
#5
humm..
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
June 02 2010 02:03 GMT
#6
Huh... do you think this is the reason that girls don't play that much starcraft? I don't think Blizzards main consumer base is "faggots and bitches"
Airsick
Profile Joined March 2010
United States134 Posts
June 02 2010 02:04 GMT
#7
On June 02 2010 11:02 BrodiaQ wrote:
I'm so confused....

5/5

JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
June 02 2010 02:04 GMT
#8
you know what else you cant do with long fingernails?

finger some tight clunge
HEY MEYT
SoManyDeadLings
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada255 Posts
June 02 2010 02:06 GMT
#9
You're the cutest and worst troll ever.

5/5.
wsrgry
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
June 02 2010 02:06 GMT
#10
im confused, how can you be a tranny without being gay?id say just clip your nails. sc is more important than sexual expression imo

or you could hook an xbox controller to your pc.. that could work
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
June 02 2010 02:06 GMT
#11
I think you just need to practice playing SC for a week with nails like these: [image loading]
And then when you revert back to your non-fake long nails, gaming will be a breeze.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 02 2010 02:07 GMT
#12
Man, the kicker should have been all the way at the end IMO.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
June 02 2010 02:12 GMT
#13
then it would be computer makers, not blizzard who are discriminatory
more weight
a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
June 02 2010 02:15 GMT
#14
pro tip

cut your nails
starleague forever
Razii
Profile Joined October 2008
United States88 Posts
June 02 2010 02:15 GMT
#15
So that's why TossGirl sucks?
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
June 02 2010 02:17 GMT
#16
i have longer fingernails than you
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 02 2010 02:19 GMT
#17
I'm not sure what to say about this.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
June 02 2010 02:22 GMT
#18
I love you faust
SCC-Caliban
Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
June 02 2010 02:22 GMT
#19
play starcraft 1 with only your elbows (ur opponent must also) makes even ur noobest friends fun to play against :D
k.taeyang
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Peru145 Posts
June 02 2010 02:23 GMT
#20
Epic troll
If it's not why won't you cut your nails, and use fake nails instead. Put them off when you play SC and wore them again when you want to use it (lol)
노력은 절대 배신 하지 않다 - 이제동 Hardwork never betrays - Lee Jae Dong
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