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Disclaimer: I'm not a girl or gay.
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/ptu71.png)
Story to this picture- I recently finished my spring semester at college (if you want to call it finishing). Given the free time at my house, and with the recent tragedy I experienced, my eyes became opened. I saw the world through my own eyes for once. My own wants. Seeing as how I had no friends "IRL", my time was spent doing online activities, all which were very unproductive. Finally it came to me. Just like the movies, people have a time in their life where they need to soul search. They need to find themselves and their purpose in life. And this is something I needed more than ever. Sitting day in and day out at my computer while doing nothing, and talking to less people than fingers on my one hand. I was secluded, sad, and rather depressed.
The one thing that always fascinated me was being feminine. I loved wearing skirts, girl clothes, make-up, and everything that entailed. Some Teamliquiders know my obsession with transexuals as well. If you ever watched my stream, you were probably bombarded with what seemed to be a cute girl in between my games. But let me tell you something, it was a guy. Okay? I don't have pictures of females on my computer. Anyways, so this self-growth period and finding myself all led to growing my nails and hair out. I wanted to experience happiness as I saw it. Not as society saw it, not as my parents saw it, and certainly not how my future job employers may see it. But something that is genuinely and exclusively important to me. And what I discovered horrified me.
You. Can't. Play. SC2. With. Long. Fingernails.
The end. It isn't disputable. I've been a high level platinum player in almost every reset. I've mutilated top names before. Hell, I even took people who have won monetary tournaments in ladder games. You may not believe me, and if you were to see me play at this moment it certainly wouldn't look like it, but what you don't realize is - is that faggots and bitches can't fucking play this game. When I make an SCV, I'm not just pressing "S". I'm pressing "S" + "W". When I'm making a marine, I'm not just pressing "A". I'm pressing "A" + "Q". Do you see my problem here?
The problem is every fucking time I want to build an advanced building my SCV automatically wants to make a Factory. The problem is every fucking time I want to repair something with an SCV, I see my 4th hotkeyed selection instead.
This game is too clicking intensive and Blizzard should do something about it. I don't know how they will ever expect to produce a "competitive game" when they put such a disability on two groups of people. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
By the way, how do I get this sharpie off my fucking hands?
 
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I'm not sure how much of this is "for real" but any way, it's funny.
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Huh... do you think this is the reason that girls don't play that much starcraft? I don't think Blizzards main consumer base is "faggots and bitches"
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On June 02 2010 11:02 BrodiaQ wrote:
I'm so confused....
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you know what else you cant do with long fingernails?
finger some tight clunge
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You're the cutest and worst troll ever.
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im confused, how can you be a tranny without being gay?id say just clip your nails. sc is more important than sexual expression imo
or you could hook an xbox controller to your pc.. that could work
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I think you just need to practice playing SC for a week with nails like these: ![[image loading]](http://www.femtalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/japanese-lolita-nail-art.jpg)
And then when you revert back to your non-fake long nails, gaming will be a breeze.
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Man, the kicker should have been all the way at the end IMO.
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then it would be computer makers, not blizzard who are discriminatory
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So that's why TossGirl sucks? 
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i have longer fingernails than you
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
I'm not sure what to say about this.
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play starcraft 1 with only your elbows (ur opponent must also) makes even ur noobest friends fun to play against :D
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Epic troll
If it's not why won't you cut your nails, and use fake nails instead. Put them off when you play SC and wore them again when you want to use it (lol)
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On June 02 2010 11:06 madnessman wrote:I think you just need to practice playing SC for a week with nails like these: And then when you revert back to your non-fake long nails, gaming will be a breeze.
I don't know what's wrong with me but in my mind somehow this picture associates with vagina...
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LOL It's not blizzard who are discriminating! It's the people who manufacture the keyboards! They should space out their keys more for the accessibility of gays/girls! This is your calling, this is your chance to make a difference in the world!
FAUST! FAUST! FAUST!
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Blizzard is also a white supremacist. When was the last time you saw an asian or black marine? The only black units are slave SCVs? I mean, and what the fuck is up with everyone speaking English? The white human race is also the most dominant? Racist pigs.
Blizzard is also trying to destroy humanity by making reproduction impossible. How else would you explain the horror and evil that is WoW? I was on to how much they hated humanity when they canceled Starcraft: Ghost.
Blizzard also encourages animal abuse. What kind of a sick fuck of a company would make it so you can blow up an critter by continuously stabbing it? I mean, the cow level in diablo? What he fuck? When was it ok to slaughter so many innocent mammals for fun?
Blizzard are evil fucks. The truth is out. Get out while you still can.
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Straight guitar players?
P.S. blizzard suppresses women, zergs are female.
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On June 02 2010 11:24 JohnColtrane wrote:
its the colour
And the gentle wet oily fingers.. I'd instantly come into this hand if it touched me
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I'm more inclined to believe that it's your keyboard. Perhaps its hard to play with thin flat keys, maybe on one of those mechanical keyboard your problem would be fixed. Or if you weren't being serious then i got trolled.
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....this sounds like a personal problem.
Why dont you name your blog "You cant play SC2 with long nails" instead of blaming blizzard cause you cant play with long nails.
CUT YOUR NAILS and YOUR HAIR.
BE A MAN, MAN.
+ Show Spoiler +also im pretty sure all you want is attention
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On June 02 2010 11:37 lone_hydra wrote:
Blizzard is also a white supremacist. When was the last time you saw an asian or black marine? The only black units are slave SCVs? I mean, and what the fuck is up with everyone speaking English? The white human race is also the most dominant? Racist pigs.
Blizzard is also trying to destroy humanity by making reproduction impossible. How else would you explain the horror and evil that is WoW? I was on to how much they hated humanity when they canceled Starcraft: Ghost.
Blizzard also encourages animal abuse. What kind of a sick fuck of a company would make it so you can blow up an critter by continuously stabbing it? I mean, the cow level in diablo? What he fuck? When was it ok to slaughter so many innocent mammals for fun?
Blizzard are evil fucks. The truth is out. Get out while you still can.
SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST.
but if you watched the opening of SC:BW. Theres a BLACK marine shooting rockets at zerglings trying to save the white marine.
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am I the only one that finds long nails on people gross no matter what their sex?
traps are kind of cute even if they are really dudes
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I agree. Whenever I get lazy and let my nails grow out it I have to contort my fingers uncomfortably to even attempt to play Starcraft. It's the same as playing piano. But then I just take a nail clipper to my nails with great gusto. Anyone else who wants to play Starcraft or piano simply just needs to be willing to do the same.
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My nails are fairly long for a guy and I don't have any problems doing anything including sc2.
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On June 02 2010 11:19 flamewheel wrote:
I'm not sure what to say about this.
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I guess piano is also discriminatory...
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How can you not admire Mantoss ? Cut your nails and become a baller.
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On June 02 2010 11:02 BrodiaQ wrote:
I'm so confused....
so is he
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I'm amazed and surprised. Words can not express what images crossed my imagination while reading this.
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freddie krueger cant play starcraft
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On June 02 2010 21:02 Kim_Hyun_Han wrote:
freddie krueger cant play starcraft
edward scissorhands will also have a hard time 
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Cut your fingernails.
It's hygienic too.
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i would really like to make the main point of this post as a congrats of sorts for finding yourself because thats def important
but fucking lol that you rammed tranny pics on your stream and im sure a bunch of dudes had no clue
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United States11637 Posts
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5/5 Faust blog. Always thoroughly depressing!
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Dude, your right hand looks fucked up.
Also, guitars.
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I find short fingernail, typing is more comfortable. 
Ah, my hands looked better without fingernails kekeke. It is much more...smaller?
and more natural I think.
I think you should cut fingernails. I cut them all the time too. Every 2 weeks. Sometimes lazy but most of the time I try, 2 weeks.
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![[image loading]](http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8219/largekeykeyboardexample.jpg)
here is your solution!
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Um or girls can just cut there nails? I bite mine and I don't have a problem with it ^_^
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is there any reference behind this blog that im missing , or was it that bad?
5/5 anyways
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Well written but... waht?
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I thought this blog was gonna be a whine about how underpowered Protoss is.
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On June 02 2010 11:48 Count9 wrote:
Straight guitar players?
P.S. blizzard suppresses women, zergs are female.
actually, I play my guitar with the same hand i use the mouse.... in my left hand i have shorter nails, kind of long anyway, but not as much as it could jeopardize my playing
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funny blog, but you dont even play terran, mr. girlyfists
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On June 03 2010 07:23 Slow Motion wrote:
I thought this blog was gonna be a whine about how underpowered Protoss is.
*drum hit*
Nicely done.
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