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Disclaimer: I'm only a casual 1.13-platinum player, so my mechanics are bad even when sober
With the many MANY features battlenet 2.0 has (I mean, facebook!) has, I find myself missing one very important one: The Drunk Button.
I woke up this morning and wanted to watch some Zerg replays, when I suddenly noticed 3 games in my replay list which I did not recognize...
I seem to have made my way home last night quite fully loaded. Seeing as I like Starcraft, I must have thought I would play a game. It was NOT my finest play.
http://www.mediafire.com/?zzxjqjmzdtt
http://www.mediafire.com/?12ntntftf1j
After these I seem to have played a random 2V2 which I absolutely rocked. Why the "é#§'" did I first play 2 ladder game at 2 o'clock in the morning? Because I like 1V1 better than anything else. Then it hit me: The Drunk Button. It's like a fast custom game, but against other drunk people. Must make for some great games/replays. I'd click it!
So I thought: Why not ask the community for help. What do you do/play when you come home drunk and feel like playing some Starcraft? If you couldn't find "The Drunk Button" of course 
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gah, had a similar experience with weed earlier this week. 16-0 turned into 16-5. the worst part about it is losing when you know exactly how you would play if you were in a state of mind that didnt make you so slow.
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United States1719 Posts
but then you'd have all the people that aren't drunk taking advantage of the drunk ppl... just like IRL
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I have this exact same problem, except with herb not alcohol.
Starcraft seems SO cool when I'm stoney, so I will often open it up and lose a couple of games with 0 multitask and terrible macro off of anything more than 2 bases. 
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Becuase when you are shitfaced you won't remember to click the button but think "hey I can easily take the scrubs on the ladder - npnpnp my triple robo off 1 base is going to rape him!"
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I have such a solid mental block against not laddering if I am at any sort of disadvantage, like I'll never play if I'm tired, hungry, expecting a phone call etc. so my drunk mind is never tempted by Starcraft.
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Belgium6753 Posts
I actually play better when high
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United States2652 Posts
This happens to me from time to time. I'll be in a game and think I'm macroing like a beast when all of a sudden the other guy just explodes my entire army because he was like twice the supply of me. Then I tell myself I should probably stop. Then I enter another match.
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This idea is the best idea of improving Battle.net 2.0 so far. I am very said that this won't actually happen.
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EPT
