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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 06:02:29
May 24 2010 05:19 GMT
#1
I understand it's late. Even though you stay open till like 4am, your workers are still tired. I mean come one, who wouldn't be? You guys are only human.

I realize things aren't working out the way you planned. When you were a kid you sure as hell didn't tell the other boys and girls that you wanted to be a Taco Bell employee when you grew up, you had other plans, like being an astronaut or a fireman, then when you got older you threw away those childhood obsessions and picked something you loved like being a singer or an engineer. But things have been more difficult than you thought they would be.

Now you work at Taco Bell, and it's embarrassing. You try to play it off like you're fine with it, but really every minute that passes by while you're behind the register eats away at your heart. When you have family gatherings around the holidays, and your uncles and aunts ask you where you're working, you have to say Taco Bell. You give it your best shot to sound enthused, but you just can't utter the tone, and you feel even worse when you're relatives try to sound encouraging, but you can feel the patronization dripping from their tongues as they look awkwardly at your parents, who can only turn their heads in shame.

I understand that.

I really do.

+ Show Spoiler +
BUT WHEN I SAY NO ONIONS ON MY FUCKING BURRITO I DO NOT MEAN CHOP UP A WHOLE FUCKING VIDALIA WANNABE AND SHOVE IT IN MY FOOD!!!! >___<


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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
May 24 2010 05:19 GMT
#2
haha

Taco Bell is so awesome..BAJA BLAST!!!!
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
May 24 2010 05:20 GMT
#3
If you don't like onions, it might not be taco bell that has problems.
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 24 2010 05:21 GMT
#4
i fuckin love onions. also, it's kinda ironic that you don't lol
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
May 24 2010 05:22 GMT
#5
mOnion eat them

they are good
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Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
May 24 2010 05:24 GMT
#6
what are you talking about night shifts are the best!

so relaxing, and you're always prepped since you never get rushes
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 05:25:48
May 24 2010 05:24 GMT
#7
i do not like raw onions. it is gross bitter shit.

grilled onions are fine because the sugars caramelize. raw onions are shit.

On May 24 2010 14:24 Terrakin wrote:
what are you talking about night shifts are the best!

so relaxing, and you're always prepped since you never get rushes


YOU dont live in a college town. when we go to get TB after a party, anywhere b/w 2 and 4am there is a line all the way around the back of all 3 TB's in town
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Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
May 24 2010 05:24 GMT
#8
LMAO sooooo true and funny omg great work!
:)
kcaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada387 Posts
May 24 2010 05:27 GMT
#9
thats fucking hilarious, I worked at mcdonalds and its 100% true being behind the register eats away at your sanity, and you cant even play it off like you dont care that you work there
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 05:36:50
May 24 2010 05:36 GMT
#10
So Ironic that your name is mOnion but you hate Onions :D

raw Onions to be exact
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 24 2010 05:37 GMT
#11
hahahah
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 24 2010 05:37 GMT
#12
If that spoiler was not there at the end I would not have been satisfied. Taco Bell got 99 problems and your onions aren't one.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
May 24 2010 05:40 GMT
#13
If they put Vidalias in there, you shouldn't be complaining. Considering you're in Texas, however, I strongly doubt they put in Vidalias. Most likely a version of the Texas Sweets, which are based on the Vidalia but not the same and definitely aren't as bad as a generic white or yellow onion, but certainly are no Vidalia.

I typically hate raw onions, too, but I'd munch a real Vidalia like an apple, man, those things are good.
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FuJi
Profile Joined January 2008
United States104 Posts
May 24 2010 05:40 GMT
#14
On May 24 2010 14:21 ieatkids5 wrote:
i fuckin love onions. also, it's kinda ironic that you don't lol

do you like onion with your kids? :D
"The basic problem with RTS is that you can build units in real-time."
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 05:44 GMT
#15
On May 24 2010 14:40 maareek wrote:
If they put Vidalias in there, you shouldn't be complaining. Considering you're in Texas, however, I strongly doubt they put in Vidalias. Most likely a version of the Texas Sweets, which are based on the Vidalia but not the same and definitely aren't as bad as a generic white or yellow onion, but certainly are no Vidalia.

I typically hate raw onions, too, but I'd munch a real Vidalia like an apple, man, those things are good.


i agree I know how good vidalia's are, but i dont think theyre in season right now

i had to use the term vidalia's because in the comic formula the second iteration of a synonym should be at least a different word, preferably more complex.
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phyren
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1067 Posts
May 24 2010 05:47 GMT
#16
Dude, forget taco bell. IHOP is the place to be when you're drunk/high in college station. IHOP or Taco C or occasionally Whataburger. You'll run into people you haven't seen in months who are also drunk/high and going for fast food.
Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
May 24 2010 05:48 GMT
#17
I really want taco bell now
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 05:49 GMT
#18
On May 24 2010 14:47 phyren wrote:
Dude, forget taco bell. IHOP is the place to be when you're drunk/high in college station. IHOP or Taco C or occasionally Whataburger. You'll run into people you haven't seen in months who are also drunk/high and going for fast food.


holy crap how do you know this? are you here?
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maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
May 24 2010 05:52 GMT
#19
On May 24 2010 14:44 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2010 14:40 maareek wrote:
If they put Vidalias in there, you shouldn't be complaining. Considering you're in Texas, however, I strongly doubt they put in Vidalias. Most likely a version of the Texas Sweets, which are based on the Vidalia but not the same and definitely aren't as bad as a generic white or yellow onion, but certainly are no Vidalia.

I typically hate raw onions, too, but I'd munch a real Vidalia like an apple, man, those things are good.


i agree I know how good vidalia's are, but i dont think theyre in season right now

i had to use the term vidalia's because in the comic formula the second iteration of a synonym should be at least a different word, preferably more complex.


They're fairly early into their season (I have some green ones in the fridge; dried ones are just getting to be plentiful around here now).

"Bulb" should have sufficed, btw, and wouldn't have served as defamatory to an amazing foodstuff!
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
May 24 2010 05:52 GMT
#20
why haven't i seen a single monion joke
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
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