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Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
May 24 2010 05:55 GMT
#21
Dude if I worked at taco bell I would be as incompetent as possible just to see what I could get away with without being fired. It would be fun.
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
May 24 2010 05:56 GMT
#22
I kept looking around for the "but" statement. I kept semi-conciously noticing that spoiler tag and wondering what was in it. I almost left the blog thinking you would leave it on a positive sentiment. Then in passing i saw the red all-caps text, and was like "oh."
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
May 24 2010 05:58 GMT
#23
vidalia? yeah, right.

i bet the onion doesn't even have a varietal name attached to it.
it's just "onion."
JL13
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1384 Posts
May 24 2010 06:01 GMT
#24
This makes me so happy that I live in San Diego. We have awesome 24/7 mexican food.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 06:03 GMT
#25
my mexican food could kick your mexican food's ass.

mexico is literally right there o.o
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Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
May 24 2010 06:06 GMT
#26
loooooooooool
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 24 2010 06:10 GMT
#27
lol great read.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
May 24 2010 06:11 GMT
#28
Made me lol at 2 in the morning. For that, you have my thanks.
JL13
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1384 Posts
May 24 2010 06:22 GMT
#29
On May 24 2010 15:03 mOnion wrote:
my mexican food could kick your mexican food's ass.

mexico is literally right there o.o


haha, and yet you go to Taco Bell =). But to be fair, I haven't been to Texas.
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
May 24 2010 06:31 GMT
#30
On May 24 2010 15:22 JL13 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2010 15:03 mOnion wrote:
my mexican food could kick your mexican food's ass.

mexico is literally right there o.o


haha, and yet you go to Taco Bell =). But to be fair, I haven't been to Texas.


college budget ;_;
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
May 24 2010 06:33 GMT
#31
mmm...... onions....
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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
May 24 2010 06:39 GMT
#32
I thought this would be a bet about Taco Bell vs. IHOP or something
crumunch
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States54 Posts
May 24 2010 06:53 GMT
#33
At least you got food. Showed up once and the people go, "Just so you know, we're out of beef, chicken, and nacho cheese."

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
May 24 2010 06:55 GMT
#34
mOnion don't like Onion.

Weird. =(
God Bless
jindo29
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States29 Posts
May 24 2010 06:59 GMT
#35
mOnion, the comic genius of tl
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17052 Posts
May 24 2010 07:09 GMT
#36
On May 24 2010 15:31 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2010 15:22 JL13 wrote:
On May 24 2010 15:03 mOnion wrote:
my mexican food could kick your mexican food's ass.

mexico is literally right there o.o


haha, and yet you go to Taco Bell =). But to be fair, I haven't been to Texas.


college budget ;_;


Here's one of my college staples that is cheaper per serving, much more healthy, and only requires minimal assembly (not even cooking!):

Ingredients (not exact measures, play around with it to your liking):

Croissant
Canned, drained Tuna (college budget, haha)
Sesame oil
Salt/Pepper
Celery

1. Dice celery into small pieces.
2. Drain the tuna.
3. Assemble everything
4. Put it on a croissant.

If you have a friend with Costco membership, you can buy decent croissants by the dozen for fairly cheap. Canned tuna is great on sale and tastes good, celery is cheap as fuck, you can steal salt/pepper from your food court, and sesame oil is a few dollars for a bottle (and you use maybe 1/100 of an entire bottle per sandwich).

It's also decently low in fat (croissant adds the most), but has a lot of protein and decent vitamins/minerals from the tuna. Celery is just for taste...I suppose it adds a negligible amount of fiber?

Seriously, this takes like 2 minutes to assemble, is much tastier than anything at Taco Bell, and is much better for you as well.

If you want more cheap college kid recipes, just ask. I have tons (lots of them involve sandwich presses and ingredients you can steal from food courts rofl).
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 24 2010 07:16 GMT
#37
LOL Empyrean^

but please, share more ;]
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 07:18:15
May 24 2010 07:16 GMT
#38
On May 24 2010 14:52 FragKrag wrote:
why haven't i seen a single monion joke

maybe you can't read?

I always hate those who asks for a special treatment for cheap fastfood. Fast food chains are not doing those tacos or burgers one by one for each individual customer. They are doing them in masses so if you dont want onion go to a proper restaurant and ask for your fucking taco there.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-24 07:20:23
May 24 2010 07:19 GMT
#39
ehh maybe where you live. If I go to even McDonalds where I live if you order a burger they ask "pickles and onions?" half of the time. FagKrag could use a few reading lessons though lol
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17052 Posts
May 24 2010 07:21 GMT
#40
On May 24 2010 16:16 Grobyc wrote:
LOL Empyrean^

but please, share more ;]


Hmm, if you can make the investment in one of those sandwich presses (the kind that are like grills...like a panini press. They're not that expensive), you can steal bread from food courts, vegetable ingredients from the salad bar, and just have to buy some freshly sliced cheese from a store (good sandwich cheeses are smoky ones such as Gouda or Havarti) and make yourself a great panini:

It only costs a few dollars because of the cheese.

Ingredients:

Stolen whole-grain sliced bread of some sort (breakfast area)
Stolen spinach or mesclun mix (salad bar)
Stolen cherry tomatoes (cut these in half yourself...salad bar)
Stolen cut zucchini (salad bar)
Stolen mushrooms (salad bar)
Stolen cut peppers (salad bar)
Good cheese (buy this, rofl).
Butter (might be able to steal this if your food court has those little butter pats).

1. Butter the outside of the bread, and assemble ingredients into the inside of the sandwich.
2. If you can't figure this out you're fucking stupid.

Yeah a lot of these involve stolen food and basic assembly skills.

If you're paying $50k a year you sure as hell better get something out of school (besides a network and a degree).
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