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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
April 23 2010 03:17 GMT
#1
Jousting in Toys "R" Us
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm the guy that got raped.



+ Show Spoiler [interview here] +
jodogohoo, “ I lost control of my bike and horrible things happened.”


Q: That was pretty retarded of you. How do you feel?
A: To be honest, it was actually really fun. I know I probably shouldn't be riding bikes around in Toys "R" Us, but we all have our guilty pleasures.

Q: How the hell did this happen?
A: My friend told me about some of the stupid shit he was doing in Toys "R" Us and I thought this would be a good idea. lol

Q: You got raped.
A: I actually planned on winning, and this wasn't staged at all. But when his ninja sword™ hit me I lost control of my bike and horrible things happened.

Q: What are you plans for the future?
A: I'm probably going to chill for awhile. I had a lot of fun, but recently most of my friends went on a trip to Nelson. I was pretty freaking lonely today at lunch, but I managed to find a random asian lying around and I going to make him my apprentice. Except that to be my next adventure!


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SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
April 23 2010 03:23 GMT
#2
wtf looool are u in vancouver?
that looks like a toys r us in van
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
April 23 2010 03:23 GMT
#3
should've added in nerf weapons; those were one of the best toys when i was young.
C'est la vie...
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-23 03:26:32
April 23 2010 03:26 GMT
#4
I did that high and got banned from Walmart back in 11th grade. except we did it from one end of the store to the other in legit bikes
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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
April 23 2010 03:29 GMT
#5
On April 23 2010 12:23 SanguineToss wrote:
wtf looool are u in vancouver?
that looks like a toys r us in van

lolol metro

On April 23 2010 12:23 Faronel wrote:
should've added in nerf weapons; those were one of the best toys when i was young.

not sure we got nerf weapons lying around in the shop dude.

On April 23 2010 12:26 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I did that high and got banned from Walmart back in 11th grade. except we did it from one end of the store to the other in legit bikes

haha dude, we did this completely clean. we are some fucked up kids
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
April 23 2010 03:38 GMT
#6
do you work there? or does (did?) your friend?
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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-23 03:44:08
April 23 2010 03:43 GMT
#7
On April 23 2010 12:38 CaucasianAsian wrote:
do you work there? or does (did?) your friend?

no man. we just walked in like nothing was going on
dyren
Profile Joined December 2009
United States260 Posts
April 23 2010 03:52 GMT
#8
To be honest, after reading the "interview" I was expecting a lot more mischievousness and public annoyance as well as damage, terrible terri... yeah... damage. I wanted to see that rack of bikes fall on your head. Son, I am disappoint.

1/5
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-23 03:53:02
April 23 2010 03:52 GMT
#9
On April 23 2010 12:52 dyren wrote:
To be honest, after reading the "interview" I was expecting a lot more mischievousness and public annoyance as well as damage, terrible terri... yeah... damage. I wanted to see that rack of bikes fall on your head. Son, I am disappoint.

1/5

bro, this is real life. Not the fucking movies, grow up man.

lol irony
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
April 23 2010 03:54 GMT
#10
I've been in that store, lol.
You made better use of it than I did though
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
April 23 2010 03:59 GMT
#11
On April 23 2010 12:26 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I did that high and got banned from Walmart back in 11th grade. except we did it from one end of the store to the other in legit bikes


throw the plastic balls over the food isles. they catch on pretty quick lol
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Eben
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States769 Posts
April 23 2010 04:18 GMT
#12
I work at a toys R us.

this has yet to happen at my store.
dyren
Profile Joined December 2009
United States260 Posts
April 23 2010 07:58 GMT
#13
On April 23 2010 12:52 jodogohoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2010 12:52 dyren wrote:
To be honest, after reading the "interview" I was expecting a lot more mischievousness and public annoyance as well as damage, terrible terri... yeah... damage. I wanted to see that rack of bikes fall on your head. Son, I am disappoint.

1/5

bro, this is real life. Not the fucking movies, grow up man.

lol irony

Grow up? People do stupid shit like making a mess in a public store... it's not that far fetched..
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
April 23 2010 09:10 GMT
#14
What is the background song title? I've been trying to find it forever.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
April 23 2010 09:20 GMT
#15
5/5

hahaha
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