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Hi all, I'm sure you've known my contributions to the community (namely, zero) and i was wondering just one very simple question to you peoples.
Suppose you have a group of kids. There is a standardized test tomorrow and you want them all to do well. Using legal incentives (i.e. no child beating) how do you get them to do better? Money is the most common one but I would prefer if you used a different incentive.
I should probably mention that these kids are the ones you would find in the worst public school districts and they couldn't care about this test at all (especially because it has no implications on their grade or future)
   
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trip to favorite restaurant, party, strippers
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Tell them they will have no future otherwise.
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You offer them something fun. Something where when they're taking the test and they get to that point where you're just like "5 more pages? eff this" they stop, dwell on it, its fun, they keep taking the test
what kind of setting? are you a teacher/parent/tutor or what?
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Says in profile your birth date is 1990, so I'm not quite sure who this question is directed towards.
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Sounds like your a student tutor or helper. Free food? Candy? Pizza?
edit: Our teachers back then will always try to bribe us with "Pizza parties". Everyone likes pizza.
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Why do you want them to care about something that has no implication on their future...
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On April 16 2010 05:41 Disregard wrote:edit: Our teachers back then will always try to bribe us with "Pizza parties". Everyone likes pizza.  Probably the most effective/overused bribe teachers would use for their students 
Edit: Ice cream parties have the same effect just about.
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Just tell them you know me on any resume and you'll instantly get the job.
back on topic, oh hai caller
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candy and food is always the best bet
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I would suggest some sort of results based party related thing, like if you get 60%+ then you get ice cream, 70%+ ice cream and pizza, 80%+ ice cream, pizza and a movie, ect. It all depends on how soon you get the results back. But ya, candy, food parties, ect are probably best motivation (depending on the age).
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On April 16 2010 05:46 n.DieJokes wrote: Why do you want them to care about something that has no implication on their future...
this.
it's not like even if you offer them pizza they'll give a damn about whatever the hell they're learning. hell no, they're just doing it for the pizza.
come to think of it, if it were me i just wouldn't even bother writing the test. if it has no implication on grade or future or basically anything, then who gives a crap? now i'm confused, what kind of test is this?
the best way to get someone to care about something is to show them its worth caring about.
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If a christian family, let them skip church forever if they pass it.
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Does the promise of future benefits (IE increased income) count? Obviously, if better results lead to a better future income, this would be the closest thing my sick and under-slept mind can think of in 30 seconds. Of course, it would be difficult to incorporate this (barring a restructure of society, ie having employers strongly consider test scores over other important qualities). If there was an easy way to find out what the students would spend the money on, giving them that is always a good alternative. However, i'm sure thats the reason you created this thread in the first place :|. Perhaps, since they are from low income families, and therefore are likely to not value education as much as other people (especially since their quality of education is below that of high income students), they value free time (as compared to time spent in school) greater, you could give days off of school based on how well they did on the test...but i'm not buying this last argument very much. I'm going to go sleep more.
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If the test is tomorrow, it's too late. They should be cramming.
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FuDDx
United States5007 Posts
Get a balloon twister to do balloons for the kids if they do well!!!
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I should clarify things hmm
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study. b) This is a purely diagnostic test administered through the computer. This has no effect on their futures. c) These kids are in one of the worst school districts in America. And they are 9th/10th grade. Many of them do not come to class and few care about school, let alone this test. I also suspect that they care less about pizza and ice cream than they do about looking cool.
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Osaka27130 Posts
Tell them that if they all score over 80% you will teach them how to use a slim jim to unlock car doors.
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Cold hard cash.
I work at Far Rockaway Queens and I know kids like your kids.
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Offer them all hugs if they do well.
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Just get them all SC2 if they do well
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teach them how to cook meth if they pass if you dont know how start learning now
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On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote: I should clarify things hmm
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study.
:-/ not sure you deserve a resume boost...
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If this is a test that is diagnostic, why would you want to give the false impression that these kids are doing well?
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On April 16 2010 06:36 Manifesto7 wrote: Tell them that if they all score over 80% you will teach them how to use a slim jim to unlock car doors. looool. but seriously ~
ask them to try their best. their scores will reflect on how hard they tried if you tried hard then you'll have no regrets
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reinforce studying with something they want. give them days off school after the test. this has a double effect in that you get them to do well on the test and when they return some might actually do better in school in general.
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explain to them the meaning of "timing window" in both starcraft and in their studies
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On April 16 2010 07:16 Gliche wrote: reinforce studying with something they want. give them days off school after the test. this has a double effect in that you get them to do well on the test and when they return some might actually do better in school in general.
On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote: I should clarify things hmm
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study. b) This is a purely diagnostic test administered through the computer. This has no effect on their futures. c) These kids are in one of the worst school districts in America. And they are 9th/10th grade. Many of them do not come to class and few care about school, let alone this test. I also suspect that they care less about pizza and ice cream than they do about looking cool.
Umm I don't think they'll come back to school O_O;
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On April 16 2010 07:05 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:Show nested quote +On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote: I should clarify things hmm
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study.
:-/ not sure you deserve a resume boost...
For things like state standardized tests, its usually not worth the time to study tbh.
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Make them compete! The top-scorer receives [insert fabulous prize]. Even if they don't give a shit about the test, being better than peers will mean something to them.
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Yeah he only really gives a shit because it will make him look like a good teacher. If you wanted to get paid more, how about you take responsibility for your job and allow more competitive schools eh?
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On April 16 2010 08:29 Romantic wrote: Yeah he only really gives a shit because it will make him look like a good teacher. If you wanted to get paid more, how about you take responsibility for your job and allow more competitive schools eh? you have no idea how ironic this statement is
seeing as what I meant by resume material is I may be able to get into a economics paper regarding how to provide incentives for students to improve in bad public schools
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United States12607 Posts
make the test into a competition (with enticing prizes?)
Edit: yep what XinRan said haha, kids are very competitive.
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Lie to them... offer things that would seem possible for you to get but you totally won't. You said this is a one time thing... so lieing seems like a plausible course of action.
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Tell them standardized tests are insanely easy and if they score badly you will make fun of them the rest of the year for being retards
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On April 16 2010 10:13 UmmTheHobo wrote: Tell them standardized tests are insanely easy and if they score badly you will make fun of them the rest of the year for being retards This. Nobody likes to get called a retard.
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On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote: I should clarify things hmm
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study.
Praaaaaactice test through the night.
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What about sending a letter to the parents saying (and actually doing it) that if their kid does well on the test we send the family $20?
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On April 16 2010 15:37 Caller wrote: What about sending a letter to the parents saying (and actually doing it) that if their kid does well on the test we send the family $20? Doesn't that violate your rule of not giving them money XD (although its technically not the same). Obviously, cash transfers are always the most ideal form of subsidization for utility maximization. (I think D
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give a really fucking kickass speech right before the test about how a family member died and thats why you're becoming what you are and make them feel like if they do well on the test then they'll be a part of something bigger
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On April 16 2010 15:25 love1another wrote:Show nested quote +On April 16 2010 10:13 UmmTheHobo wrote: Tell them standardized tests are insanely easy and if they score badly you will make fun of them the rest of the year for being retards This. Nobody likes to get called a retard. Tell them before that the lowest 20% will be classified as mentally handicapped and transferred to a special school for special people
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Alternatively reward everyone with a pizza party except the bottom 20%. Social ostracism is hugely effective in most psych studies although it might screw up the bottom 20% even more.
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Tell them you'll teach them real skills; namely: how to KS the fuck out of people in HoN.
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Just teach them mnemonics a few weeks-months before the test. It's a fun way to memorize an unbelievably large amount of information, complete complex math problems very quickly in your head, and tons of other benefits that will have them doing well on the test. They will be a lot smarter in each subject and retain information for much longer.
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Sorry man, but you can't convince a kid of anything just overnight. They aren't mature enough.
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If you get over say 85% you go automatically go into a raffle to win a certain prize(s).
Say something they will want a stereo system/I-pod/a gun... ect. 
EDIT: Just read page 2-3. I think this idea (previously) mentioned is the best by far.
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On April 17 2010 04:05 BuGzlToOnl wrote:If you get over say 85% you go automatically go into a raffle to win a certain prize(s). Say something they will want a stereo system/I-pod/ a gun... ect.  EDIT: Just read page 2-3. I think this idea (previously) mentioned is the best by far.
lol god damn
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On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote: a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study.
You must not have asian parents. jk. and fear is always a good motivational tool....
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