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JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-13 23:53:23
April 13 2010 23:03 GMT
#1
So I was sitting at dinner today with a group of people at college and there's this girl at the table we'll call Emily.

And so some other guy at the table starts talking about how he explained to Emily what masturbation was earlier that day.

As in, she didn't know what masturbation was (female or male) prior to that. A 19 year old girl. And she apparantly grew up in the US and went to public school and everything.

Am I the only one that finds this outrageous?

What the fuck? And she doesn't know like tons of other stuff either.
Poll: Well?

Yes, it's outrageous. (43)
 
73%

No, it isn't that outrageous. (16)
 
27%

59 total votes

Your vote: Well?

(Vote): Yes, it's outrageous.
(Vote): No, it isn't that outrageous.


Just wondering...

Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada967 Posts
April 13 2010 23:06 GMT
#2
she hot?
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 13 2010 23:06 GMT
#3
Holy shit, what I find more outrageous is how blogs/casual writers can't find good stuff to write about nowadays!

What a degradation.

On the other hand, so what? It's not like the world's ending if she doesn't know she has a vagina or not, nor does it directly affect you in any way...

... I take that back, this blog wouldn't have been here otherwise.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
April 13 2010 23:07 GMT
#4
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
April 13 2010 23:08 GMT
#5
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

Not asian.
TurboDreams
Profile Joined April 2009
United States427 Posts
April 13 2010 23:09 GMT
#6
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?
Music is the medicine of the mind || Kill a Zergling and a hundred more will take its place.
buickskylark
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada664 Posts
April 13 2010 23:09 GMT
#7
I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as…
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us.”
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
April 13 2010 23:09 GMT
#8
I had a girlfriend who was 19 and claimed never to have masturbated and didn't know what a clit is/where it's located... the most ridiculous thing was she had a boyfriend for 4 years in highschool and they did plenty of messing around.

josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
April 13 2010 23:10 GMT
#9
maybe she.. or i guess it might be.. bleh, just post a pic
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lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
April 13 2010 23:11 GMT
#10
Get on that shit if she is hot. She has no clue of what is sexually right or wrong. You could be all like, you wanna learn? And then bam. Cross some of those sexual fantasies to fulfill before you die.

Disclaimer: I have no experience in creating sex slaves.
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deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
April 13 2010 23:12 GMT
#11
On April 14 2010 08:09 IcMp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?


...


:l

:l
bongjwa
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States199 Posts
April 13 2010 23:13 GMT
#12
she was lying duh
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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 13 2010 23:20 GMT
#13
I don't think it's THAT weird. I can recall many times when I didn't know something that other people considered obvious, and the simple answer why was because everyone was so convinced everyone knew that nobody talked about it.

You may think that for example masturbation is mentioned so often in popular media etc that there is no way of not knowing about it, but then again they never talk about using your hands to rub your crotch to induce pleasure, its always subtle hints and slang, which to anyone why doesn't know could mean anything, like an inside joke.

If I didn't know about masturbation and someone on TV said something about rubbing their crotch, I'd probably just think it were a rapper.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
April 13 2010 23:20 GMT
#14
Wow...I don't even know what to say :X
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
April 13 2010 23:26 GMT
#15
I have this flatmate(female) that is 24 who is with 95% probability a virgin.
Not that she's ugly or something, rather the opposite she has a pretty face and her ass is really hot.
But she is this really stubborn individual poisoned with deep christianity.
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 13 2010 23:28 GMT
#16
On April 14 2010 08:26 LastWish wrote:
I have this flatmate(female) that is 24 who is with 95% probability a virgin.
Not that she's ugly or something, rather the opposite she has a pretty face and her ass is really hot.
But she is this really stubborn individual poisoned with deep christianity.

I totally believed you as soon as I read that last word.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43671 Posts
April 13 2010 23:40 GMT
#17
I blame the parents.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-13 23:43:20
April 13 2010 23:43 GMT
#18
I think the bitch was lying/being modest/coy/playing dumb etc. It's literally impossible to not know what it is.
So yes, you are clueless.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
April 13 2010 23:43 GMT
#19
On April 14 2010 08:40 KwarK wrote:
I blame the parents.


what!? lol

normally parents don't tell their kids what masturbation is.
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Fulgrim
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States560 Posts
April 13 2010 23:51 GMT
#20
Its outrageous, but I know somebody who is EXACTLY the same. I have no clue how she never learned anything from anywhere before hand.
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