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Radfield
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada2720 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-14 00:00:26
April 13 2010 23:52 GMT
#21
On April 14 2010 08:09 IcMp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?



Uh oh.... hate to be the one to break it to you, but you don't need to take out a tampon to pee. Urine doesn't come out the vagina....


EDIT: but I can sympathise, there was a time when this was news to me as well.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 13 2010 23:52 GMT
#22
She is 100% lying.

There is zero chance that she has gone through 19 years of life ANYWHERE in the world and not know about masturbation/sex unless she was in complete isolation and had no communication with anyone her age while growing up. If she went to public school she at least knows about sex and where babies come from (i.e. sex education). But I really doubt she was being serious.

On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

This is believable only because you either are or aren't properly educated on how to use a tampon. She probably didn't know things like this could happen and didn't think it was a big deal to keep it there for three months.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
April 13 2010 23:57 GMT
#23
IcMP lolololo

I think it's pretty outrageous not to know what masturbation is :/
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
April 14 2010 01:05 GMT
#24
I am a male, and I didn't know what jacking off was until someone made the hand motion sometime in highschool (must've been 16/17 at the time).
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
April 14 2010 01:14 GMT
#25
Its very possible Sometimes parents/schools dont do proper sex ed.

But she's probably masturbated in some form anyway, just didnt know what it was called haha.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-14 01:25:08
April 14 2010 01:24 GMT
#26
On April 14 2010 08:09 IcMp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?


LOL.

I think it's outrageous. Even 3rd graders know what it is nowadays.
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ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
April 14 2010 01:26 GMT
#27
i learned what jacking off was at a young age thanks to baldurs gate 2. i pick pocketd some guy or something and ran upstairs to tell my dad of my great achievment. "dad i just jacked this guy off so hard!" he's like WHAT?! i'm like lols yeah!
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
April 14 2010 01:27 GMT
#28
True story, one of my ex's best friends didn't know that females could have orgasms. She thought it only felt good for her with nothing at the end. She was 18 at the time.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 14 2010 01:52 GMT
#29
On April 14 2010 10:27 MaReK wrote:
True story, one of my ex's best friends didn't know that females could have orgasms. She thought it only felt good for her with nothing at the end. She was 18 at the time.

To be fair, not all women have such an easy time of getting an orgasm as any given man. For some I hear it is impossible without elaborate masturbation.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
April 14 2010 01:59 GMT
#30
On April 14 2010 10:26 ulszz wrote:
i learned what jacking off was at a young age thanks to baldurs gate 2. i pick pocketd some guy or something and ran upstairs to tell my dad of my great achievment. "dad i just jacked this guy off so hard!" he's like WHAT?! i'm like lols yeah!

Loooooooooool
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
April 14 2010 02:17 GMT
#31
there's also the possibility that she was lying. a lot of girls still think it isn't lady like to discuss those things, so this particular girl could have went further and denied its very existence!
Lebesgue
Profile Joined October 2008
4542 Posts
April 14 2010 02:50 GMT
#32
On April 14 2010 10:26 ulszz wrote:
i learned what jacking off was at a young age thanks to baldurs gate 2. i pick pocketd some guy or something and ran upstairs to tell my dad of my great achievment. "dad i just jacked this guy off so hard!" he's like WHAT?! i'm like lols yeah!


ROFL
Best post I read today.

But going back to the topic it can happen. Some girls are really prudish... They are very rare but they do exists.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
April 14 2010 02:51 GMT
#33
On April 14 2010 10:24 l10f wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2010 08:09 IcMp wrote:
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?


LOL.

I think it's outrageous. Even 3rd graders know what it is nowadays.

You serious? I didnt even know what a tampon was until like last year. Fuck i remember when i interrupted a conversation at church when i was in sixth grade asking what a lesbian was because i kept on hearing the term.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-14 02:58:01
April 14 2010 02:57 GMT
#34
LoL OP can't really believe she doesn't know what masturbation is. She was lying so no one knew she was nauuuuughty...
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
April 14 2010 02:58 GMT
#35
On April 14 2010 11:51 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2010 10:24 l10f wrote:
On April 14 2010 08:09 IcMp wrote:
On April 14 2010 08:07 Kennigit wrote:
Not outrageous. In military i met a girl who left a tampon inside herself for 3 months and it got infected and she had to have surgery. Some people are just fucked up (ps, was she asian? Because if your girl was asian we can draw all sorts of fantastic conclusions)

.... How did she not take it out? What did she not use the bathroom for 3 months?


LOL.

I think it's outrageous. Even 3rd graders know what it is nowadays.

You serious? I didnt even know what a tampon was until like last year. Fuck i remember when i interrupted a conversation at church when i was in sixth grade asking what a lesbian was because i kept on hearing the term.



there is your problem
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
April 14 2010 02:59 GMT
#36
church yes the source of all problems in this world
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 14 2010 12:08 GMT
#37
Lets not go there, but they do do a fantastic job of pretending sex doesn't exist.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
April 14 2010 12:55 GMT
#38
Yea, she's obviously lying, trying to keep a good-girl image going. Don't worry, girls like this usually build up some crazy sexual frustration, and grow up to be awesome sluts. If she's hot, tap that ass like there's no tomorrow.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
MourningWould
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States110 Posts
April 14 2010 13:42 GMT
#39
On April 14 2010 21:55 plated.rawr wrote:
Yea, she's obviously lying, trying to keep a good-girl image going. Don't worry, girls like this usually build up some crazy sexual frustration, and grow up to be awesome sluts. If she's hot, tap that ass like there's no tomorrow.


Even worse. It seems like an attention whore imo. "OOOH WTF, you don't know bout masturbation????"

and you totally played into it by making this thread.
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
April 14 2010 13:51 GMT
#40
On April 14 2010 10:26 ulszz wrote:
i learned what jacking off was at a young age thanks to baldurs gate 2. i pick pocketd some guy or something and ran upstairs to tell my dad of my great achievment. "dad i just jacked this guy off so hard!" he's like WHAT?! i'm like lols yeah!


lol! cute
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