EPTThis news has inspired motivation
With my key raised high and tears in my eyes
It is time for a beta invitation
Waiting and defeated, my soul near depleted
This once splinter of a man now completed
With news of release my struggle has ceased
And the furor of battle will be heated
I'll play every day, every nerd shall I slay
My name will be known, my power will have grown
The rot of my enemies will ring like a shot in the breeze
Fear of my prowess will spread like fire, nay disease
You shall do your best, but you'll lack the zest
To defeat my might, I'll win every fight
To denounce the evils of truth and love (lol wut?)
My reign of dominance will fit my hand like a glove
Cowering in the depths of my vast controlled breadth
I'll devour your being, and force others into fleeing
The edge of my sword, will be your new lord
And without a doubt, you'll scream and shout "spare me another beating"
It is time for a challenge of blood and revenge
I crave a killing spree, a purging binge
You're task is set forth, no time to meander
Your mark is mine, and my name is Kleander
~Kleander
