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Kim Jong Tassadar
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States44 Posts
February 06 2010 05:56 GMT
#1
In my last blog that everyone hated I asked about cheese/rush strategies or strategies toward the end of acquiring lulz that I could do in order to have some fun with vastly inferior competition. Well, it turned out sort of how I expected.

The first game was a 4v4 that quickly turned into a 3v4 because the guy who set the LAN up somehow failed to network his own computer or something like that. I didn't understand it. But anyway this was on literally the worst map ever made. It was a 256x256 where the main was shared between all players and lacked gas. That's right. You had to expand to make your gas. Anyway, after mind controlling workers and thus controlling all three races, I decided the game had gone on too long and betrayed my team with infested terrans. w00t.

I got to play a 2v2 with my friend next. It was lulz. He double expanded and I built tanks, which ended in a kickass medic/ultralisk combo. Turns out that if you have medics healing ultralisks, they're practically impossible to take down. Who knew?

Next was a UMS called "Get to the Choppa" which was lulz but also fail. Finally my friend played a game against them on the blizzard map "Wheel of War" and with only 8 mutalisks managed to kill every worker on their side of play because none of them had ever seen mutalisk micro before. That was lulz too.

Then they wanted to play more 4v4 and stuff that was boring so I left and now am getting drunk.

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Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
February 06 2010 06:00 GMT
#2
Believe it or not, I played a game today on Wheel of War with my brother. He's only 10 though and he thinks it's an awesome map.
Legends never gg
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 06 2010 06:07 GMT
#3
I love Wheel of War. You all are some haters.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24777 Posts
February 06 2010 06:44 GMT
#4
Lol I can't believe there's a map "get to the choppa"
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 06 2010 07:08 GMT
#5
The thread title is called starcraft LAN lulz but I'm not laughing.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
February 06 2010 07:22 GMT
#6
remind me of me playing with my friends at lans
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
February 06 2010 07:25 GMT
#7
On February 06 2010 15:44 micronesia wrote:
Lol I can't believe there's a map "get to the choppa"

iCCup removed a bunch of unknown maps from their mappack and one of them was called texcoco
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
February 06 2010 12:57 GMT
#8
get to the choppa is the greatest map ever
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
February 06 2010 14:52 GMT
#9
Sounds pretty fun. You should play 2v6 vs them
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