EPTHe was at some airport in France I think, and was going through the empleyee's security check. The security officer was really an asshole, and started saying that he couldn't get through with his shoes, I think they were very suspicious or something. My friend told him that as a pilot, he could very well crash the plane with or without his shoes, so he didn't really see any problem, and it all just took a lot of time. When he finally got through security, he was so pissed that he walked straight to the cockpit of the Boeing 737 he was flying home, and removed a fire axe that was placed behind the pilot's seat. He then walked straight back through the security post with the large fire axe in his hands, and once through he turned around and attempted to get back through the metal detectors and everything. Of course, he was stopped by the same asshole of a security officer, but this time, the security officer had the problem. It turned out (my friend knew all the way), that the airplane isn't allowed to fly without a fire axe in the cockpit, but at the same time, no one is allowed to walk through security with such items. End of story was that my friend got through security once again, without the axe, while the security guard had to personally carry it to a security post outside the terminal, and from there drive it in a car to the airplane, where my friend was waiting with for it.
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iMarshall
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He was at some airport in France I think, and was going through the empleyee's security check. The security officer was really an asshole, and started saying that he couldn't get through with his shoes, I think they were very suspicious or something. My friend told him that as a pilot, he could very well crash the plane with or without his shoes, so he didn't really see any problem, and it all just took a lot of time. When he finally got through security, he was so pissed that he walked straight to the cockpit of the Boeing 737 he was flying home, and removed a fire axe that was placed behind the pilot's seat. He then walked straight back through the security post with the large fire axe in his hands, and once through he turned around and attempted to get back through the metal detectors and everything. Of course, he was stopped by the same asshole of a security officer, but this time, the security officer had the problem. It turned out (my friend knew all the way), that the airplane isn't allowed to fly without a fire axe in the cockpit, but at the same time, no one is allowed to walk through security with such items. End of story was that my friend got through security once again, without the axe, while the security guard had to personally carry it to a security post outside the terminal, and from there drive it in a car to the airplane, where my friend was waiting with for it. | ||
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On November 25 2009 08:55 liosama wrote: lol at Al Kyder and Terry Wrist lololol | ||
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United States831 Posts
On November 25 2009 09:21 aeroH wrote: #5 what level?  + Show Spoiler + There is a level in MW2 where you are disguised as a terrorist and you go into a airport terminal and shoot a bunch of civilians. | ||
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Kim Jong Tassadar
United States44 Posts
On November 25 2009 09:44 iMarshall wrote: A friend of mine is an airline pilot and actually managed to piss off the security personell severely without getting into trouble: He was at some airport in France I think, and was going through the empleyee's security check. The security officer was really an asshole, and started saying that he couldn't get through with his shoes, I think they were very suspicious or something. My friend told him that as a pilot, he could very well crash the plane with or without his shoes, so he didn't really see any problem, and it all just took a lot of time. When he finally got through security, he was so pissed that he walked straight to the cockpit of the Boeing 737 he was flying home, and removed a fire axe that was placed behind the pilot's seat. He then walked straight back through the security post with the large fire axe in his hands, and once through he turned around and attempted to get back through the metal detectors and everything. Of course, he was stopped by the same asshole of a security officer, but this time, the security officer had the problem. It turned out (my friend knew all the way), that the airplane isn't allowed to fly without a fire axe in the cockpit, but at the same time, no one is allowed to walk through security with such items. End of story was that my friend got through security once again, without the axe, while the security guard had to personally carry it to a security post outside the terminal, and from there drive it in a car to the airplane, where my friend was waiting with for it. Now this is what I was looking for when I made this Blog. I'll grant that this is much funnier than any of mine; I'm sure others of you have more good stuff. Keep it coming. | ||
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