So I had a dream regarding StarCraft, and I thought I'd share it here at TL where people can actually appreciate it!
I was at an auditorium/theater type place and they had all the SC progamers sitting up at the front. There were going to be exhibition games, and they wanted the crowd to pick who would play. I started yelling "BoxeR!! BoxeR!!" because, well, he's a BOSS. Deep down I wanted BoxeR vs. Jaedong, even though I was pretty sure JD would win, just for an amazing game. However, it ended up being Boxer vs some random Terran player no one cares about. It was good and all, but hardly as good as the idea I had envisioned.
After there was an intermission, and then they asked us for another matchup, and so I at least suggested Jaedong (who doesn't like to watch him play?). They chose JD and some other guy who I can't remember anything about right now, but I know it was someone that was pretty commonly known, and it was not a Z. (seen wayyyy too many ZvZs for me to be excited about it) I was going to sit down again when I noticed all the progamers weren't there anymore, and that I was actually about to sit where they were sitting. I realized they'd come back so I sat somewhere else. The game started, but only a few minutes into it the game was stopped.
I had no idea what was going on but the event was over and everyone was leaving, and I had no idea why. I went up into the projectionist booth. I don't know how I actually got there. It was a very small room, almost a closet, the inside all plywood. I found this little laminated sheet of paper that listed the maps currently being used on GOMTV: A Garden of GOD, A Ridge of Heartbreak, and Outsider. It was written just like that, so I understood why Tasteless calls the maps that instead of simply GOD's Garden and Heartbreak Ridge. It also listed all the details and information about the maps, but I didn't read them. I went back down to where I was sitting and somehow I found out that the reason the event ended early was because people were leaving early. People who didn't really care to watch left in the middle of the first match, and as a result, the progamers felt that it was disrespectful and were insulted, and so they left. I felt very disappointed at the whole situation...
...and then I woke up.