Obituary:
13th of May, 2003 - 20th March 2007
IF YOU DONT THINK IM COOL THEN LEAVE THE TABLE
There is not much to be said about our friend Chibi[OWNS] that has not already been said, mostly by Chibi[OWNS] himself. Chibi was born during the early days of Team Liquid on Tuesday, 13th of May 2003. This happens to be the same birthday as Pope Innocent XIII, Cult Leader and mass murdered Jim Jones, and American musical icon Stevie Wonder. Even if you put those three together, you cannot come close to understanding the troll powers of our friend Chibi.
The beauty of Chibi's threads were the 1st page responses to many of them. They provide the essence of the enima that was Chibi. I will sprinkle some of those pearls of wisdom throughout this article, starting with this one:
On November 16 2004 10:46 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
what?
what?
While he may have been born into TL in May, the earliest post of his that I can find is from a month later. It is apt that the thread was named "Since You All Love Flaming" in which Chibi graces us with these words:
As you can see, from the beginning Chibi never had much use for spell checking or punctuation. This is a running theme through his 10598 posts. It seemed that things just needed to be said, no matter what forum, no matter what these things might actually mean...they just needed to be said. Take for example the earliest thread of Chibi's that I could find, where he graces the General Forum topic with this gem of an OP:
On July 24 2003 05:42 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
I have this strange DRUNKEDN conception that Korean girls are introvert and shy, whereas Japanese girls are totally up for it in comparison. Anyone shed some light on Korean girl-dating/cubbing culture plkease!
I have this strange DRUNKEDN conception that Korean girls are introvert and shy, whereas Japanese girls are totally up for it in comparison. Anyone shed some light on Korean girl-dating/cubbing culture plkease!
It is clear to see that not everyone was a fan of our old friend Chibi. What is also amazing is the sheer amount of Closed Threads were authored by our friend Chibi, sometimes containing almost complete conversations with himself as in this thread.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46258
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37393
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48914
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=49066
On November 09 2005 09:01 CTStalker wrote:
i'll take part only if this mass conversation takes the form of an intervention for chibi, to get him to start making sense again
i'll take part only if this mass conversation takes the form of an intervention for chibi, to get him to start making sense again
The Beginning of the End
While it is clear that Chibi may have had some issues and it is clear that Chibi was banned at least 8 times, quite often by Mani. We know that Chibi had issues with learning and trolling, but what was absolutely amazing to learn is that Chibi was the most curious person that TL has probably ever seen.
On January 12 2006 23:38 Manifesto7 wrote:
Im going to start locking the gate at night.
Im going to start locking the gate at night.
Many, in fact most of the threads by Chibi contained either an intriguing question for our fellow TLers or a poll. Some might even call Chibi the Pollmaster:
On September 07 2004 18:14 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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A poll about the FF games. I've only played 5-X1 myself. Just a general poll, feel free to add more
Poll: What do you think of the FF series?
(Vote): Haven't played them...
(Vote): Love them to bits!
(Vote): Kinda lame tbh...
Poll: What do you think of FF7?
(Vote): One of the masterpieces of the world!
(Vote): Haven't played it....
(Vote): It wasn't very good imo...
Poll: Favourite FF7 character?
(Vote): Cloud
(Vote): Tifa
(Vote): Barret
(Vote): Aeris
(Vote): Sephy
(Vote): Cid
(Vote): One of the turks..
Poll: My opinion on FF8...
(Vote): Good story, shame about everything else...
(Vote): Good ending, shame about everything else...
(Vote): Wasn't a bad RPG. Enjoyed it quite a lot.
(Vote): Thought it was pretty lame.
(Vote): Haven't played it....
Poll: What do you think of the FF series?
(Vote): Haven't played them...
(Vote): Love them to bits!
(Vote): Kinda lame tbh...
Poll: What do you think of FF7?
(Vote): One of the masterpieces of the world!
(Vote): Haven't played it....
(Vote): It wasn't very good imo...
Poll: Favourite FF7 character?
(Vote): Cloud
(Vote): Tifa
(Vote): Barret
(Vote): Aeris
(Vote): Sephy
(Vote): Cid
(Vote): One of the turks..
Poll: My opinion on FF8...
(Vote): Good story, shame about everything else...
(Vote): Good ending, shame about everything else...
(Vote): Wasn't a bad RPG. Enjoyed it quite a lot.
(Vote): Thought it was pretty lame.
(Vote): Haven't played it....
On August 20 2006 19:28 Drowsy wrote:
This is stupid.
This is stupid.
On October 03 2004 11:02 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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you know in adverts when a car goes past someone and its raining and the car splashes the person with water in the road? well....!
Poll: has this happened to j00 ?
(Vote): yes
(Vote): maybe
(Vote): no
it happened to me once and i just kept walking, my reaction to it was sooooo fast that i instantly decided not to give a shit :D the guy walking past me who also got drenched totally had a fit it was pretty lol
also i bought some cheese and pickle but no1 in this fucking flat has any bread
Poll: has this happened to j00 ?
(Vote): yes
(Vote): maybe
(Vote): no
it happened to me once and i just kept walking, my reaction to it was sooooo fast that i instantly decided not to give a shit :D the guy walking past me who also got drenched totally had a fit it was pretty lol
also i bought some cheese and pickle but no1 in this fucking flat has any bread
On January 15 2007 10:01 Haemonculus wrote:
I'm curious as to how many pedophile jokes will arise in this thread...
I'm curious as to how many pedophile jokes will arise in this thread...
On April 23 2005 09:08 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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if a guy in a bar threw a GLASS at your HEAD
Poll: would you
(Vote): ignore it and go back to what ur doing
(Vote): become concerned and confront him
(Vote): become concerned and leave
(Vote): leave to notify an authority/staff
just wondering ^_^
btw you can add your own polls to this thread if you want (someone should make a button for this pulease)
Poll: would you
(Vote): ignore it and go back to what ur doing
(Vote): become concerned and confront him
(Vote): become concerned and leave
(Vote): leave to notify an authority/staff
just wondering ^_^
btw you can add your own polls to this thread if you want (someone should make a button for this pulease)
On July 30 2005 10:43 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
very nice I like your picture style but your shoes are fugly
very nice I like your picture style but your shoes are fugly
On April 15 2005 08:46 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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Might be interesting to see?
Take 'I smoke' as 'I smoke tobacco at least a few times each day ie addict'.
Poll: Healthy smoker?
(Vote): I smoke and do fuckall else
(Vote): I smoke and exercise
(Vote): I smoke, exercise and eat healthy
(Vote): I don't smoke. I exercise
(Vote): I don't smoke. I eat healthy and exercise
(Vote): I don't smoke or exercise
(Vote): None of the above (????)
Take 'I smoke' as 'I smoke tobacco at least a few times each day ie addict'.
Poll: Healthy smoker?
(Vote): I smoke and do fuckall else
(Vote): I smoke and exercise
(Vote): I smoke, exercise and eat healthy
(Vote): I don't smoke. I exercise
(Vote): I don't smoke. I eat healthy and exercise
(Vote): I don't smoke or exercise
(Vote): None of the above (????)
On July 30 2005 10:56 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
Oh I see chibi got unbanned
Oh I see chibi got unbanned
On October 01 2004 11:28 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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Discworld is a series of fantasy/comedy books by the international bestselling author Terry Pratchett. There have been games, calenders, models and tv shows based on his works. Show your appreciation HERE!
Poll: Discworld...
(Vote): Love it to bits
(Vote): Heard about it, sure..
(Vote): Not really my thing..
(Vote): I dislike it!!
(Vote): I'm clueless, but will look it up right now!
(Vote): I don't really read much..
Poll: Discworld...
(Vote): Love it to bits
(Vote): Heard about it, sure..
(Vote): Not really my thing..
(Vote): I dislike it!!
(Vote): I'm clueless, but will look it up right now!
(Vote): I don't really read much..
On March 05 2005 16:38 AmazingFlash wrote:
wheres the "phuck you" option .
wheres the "phuck you" option .
While there are many more polls in close threads to choose from, this is just a small sampling. Chibi was always concerned with the health issues, homework problems, and love lives of other TL members which is glorified in this thread.
While Chibi's life with us at TL lasted many years, his contributions were hotly debated. When the hammer fell on Chibi, Manifesto7 and Saro took to the forums to provide a lengthy explanation of the many crime against TL committed by our friend.
On May 06 2005 05:05 Rekrul wrote:
you're a fucking idiot
you're a fucking idiot
The only thing we can know for certain about our dearly departed is that he loved 11 year olds greatly..
On January 23 2007 03:20 Beyonder wrote:
we should just perm ban this fucking idiot
we should just perm ban this fucking idiot
R.I.P. Chibi-san
Friends, let us come together. Please post links to your favorite Chibi memories for us all to partake in.