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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:02:10
August 18 2008 20:47 GMT
#1
I've recently been addicted to Yahoo! Answers.

"Yahoo Answers has become the second most popular Internet reference site after Wikipedia, according to Comscore. In June, Yahoo Answers attracted 12.3 million unique visitors, a 35 percent spike from the previous month. (For comparison, media sensation YouTube had 13.4 million visitors in June.)"

The website is made up of 80% Evangelical Christians who love McCain and call Obama a wife beater and women hater.

15% is made up of Atheists.
4% is made up of unstable retards.
1% is made up of trolls.

I've been so addicted to this website that I've actually made multiple accounts just for when my other accounts get banned or run out of the posting limit for that day.

Post some humorous/retarded/ridiculous/awesome Yahoo! Answers questions/answers. I'll have a lot coming. Some of them aren't really that funny unless your smashed, but they still have a "WTF" factor to them.

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*****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
August 18 2008 20:53 GMT
#2
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there
Resistance ain't futile
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
August 18 2008 20:59 GMT
#3
On August 19 2008 05:53 Yank31 wrote:
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there


2nded.

Anyway, those people are quite a bit spasticated. Set their boyfriend on fire? Has an elephant? I can only say wow.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 18 2008 21:02 GMT
#4
Edited six more in.

My sig was a joke by Machine when everyone was criticizing 88).
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 18 2008 21:05 GMT
#5
hahaa, what's the song that goes like doo do dooo? hahaha
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 18 2008 21:08 GMT
#6
i hate it when i get a pain in my nutsack, then it spreads to my other nustsack.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24752 Posts
August 18 2008 21:17 GMT
#7
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
August 18 2008 21:17 GMT
#8
Can you link to the actual questions? Want to see the answers/discussions
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 18 2008 21:30 GMT
#9
only one i lol'ed at is the pom chika pow wow one. and thats probably cuz one of my friends use to always say it when he was high
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
August 18 2008 21:41 GMT
#10
On August 19 2008 06:17 micronesia wrote:
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...


The internet is not the place for you, friend.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 18 2008 21:47 GMT
#11
The best thing about Yahoo! Answers is that people actually post homework and people will do it for you!
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
August 18 2008 21:53 GMT
#12
most of those look like trolls
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:55:20
August 18 2008 21:54 GMT
#13
On August 19 2008 05:53 Yank31 wrote:
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there

OH NOES, another over-sensitive dude who's gonna think its racist.


as for the OP; try putting some links below or on top of those questions, i'd like to answer a few.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:58:15
August 18 2008 21:58 GMT
#14
Wow, great compilation. Now if you'd excuse me I have pain my second nutsack, so I'll be on Yahoo Answers if you need me.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
August 18 2008 21:59 GMT
#15
some of those questions are quite clever
blabberrrrr
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 18 2008 22:03 GMT
#16
On August 19 2008 06:05 Superiorwolf wrote:
hahaa, what's the song that goes like doo do dooo? hahaha

Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24752 Posts
August 18 2008 22:23 GMT
#17
On August 19 2008 06:41 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2008 06:17 micronesia wrote:
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...


The internet is not the place for you, friend.

No, you just have to cherry-pick. You'll frequently find me complaining that something wasn't funny... because it mostly appeals to immature/young people... and I expect that to happen. But there's plenty of good stuff on the internet that I appreciate.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
RoC)Ninjah
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States238 Posts
August 18 2008 22:26 GMT
#18
Sounds like lupis ):
Much will win a title before his hair turns grey.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 22:30:18
August 18 2008 22:29 GMT
#19
Here is an example of the 80% of Evangelical Christians who bash Obama 24/7:

Even if it is a troll, this is pretty much how they all act on Yahoo!.

"Who do you think Obama's handlers are?
It's obvious that he doesn't think for himself."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiMweDZ_yKWL66ncQyONMllJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080818152522AA9EABK
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
August 18 2008 22:35 GMT
#20
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lmfao how come there are holes in the cats fur for eyes

no dum answers, learn how to spell dumbass.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
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