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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:02:10
August 18 2008 20:47 GMT
#1
I've recently been addicted to Yahoo! Answers.

"Yahoo Answers has become the second most popular Internet reference site after Wikipedia, according to Comscore. In June, Yahoo Answers attracted 12.3 million unique visitors, a 35 percent spike from the previous month. (For comparison, media sensation YouTube had 13.4 million visitors in June.)"

The website is made up of 80% Evangelical Christians who love McCain and call Obama a wife beater and women hater.

15% is made up of Atheists.
4% is made up of unstable retards.
1% is made up of trolls.

I've been so addicted to this website that I've actually made multiple accounts just for when my other accounts get banned or run out of the posting limit for that day.

Post some humorous/retarded/ridiculous/awesome Yahoo! Answers questions/answers. I'll have a lot coming. Some of them aren't really that funny unless your smashed, but they still have a "WTF" factor to them.

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*****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
August 18 2008 20:53 GMT
#2
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there
Resistance ain't futile
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
August 18 2008 20:59 GMT
#3
On August 19 2008 05:53 Yank31 wrote:
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there


2nded.

Anyway, those people are quite a bit spasticated. Set their boyfriend on fire? Has an elephant? I can only say wow.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 18 2008 21:02 GMT
#4
Edited six more in.

My sig was a joke by Machine when everyone was criticizing 88).
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 18 2008 21:05 GMT
#5
hahaa, what's the song that goes like doo do dooo? hahaha
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
August 18 2008 21:08 GMT
#6
i hate it when i get a pain in my nutsack, then it spreads to my other nustsack.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
August 18 2008 21:17 GMT
#7
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
August 18 2008 21:17 GMT
#8
Can you link to the actual questions? Want to see the answers/discussions
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 18 2008 21:30 GMT
#9
only one i lol'ed at is the pom chika pow wow one. and thats probably cuz one of my friends use to always say it when he was high
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
August 18 2008 21:41 GMT
#10
On August 19 2008 06:17 micronesia wrote:
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...


The internet is not the place for you, friend.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 18 2008 21:47 GMT
#11
The best thing about Yahoo! Answers is that people actually post homework and people will do it for you!
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
August 18 2008 21:53 GMT
#12
most of those look like trolls
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:55:20
August 18 2008 21:54 GMT
#13
On August 19 2008 05:53 Yank31 wrote:
That's a really fucked up sig you have right there

OH NOES, another over-sensitive dude who's gonna think its racist.


as for the OP; try putting some links below or on top of those questions, i'd like to answer a few.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 21:58:15
August 18 2008 21:58 GMT
#14
Wow, great compilation. Now if you'd excuse me I have pain my second nutsack, so I'll be on Yahoo Answers if you need me.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
August 18 2008 21:59 GMT
#15
some of those questions are quite clever
blabberrrrr
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
August 18 2008 22:03 GMT
#16
On August 19 2008 06:05 Superiorwolf wrote:
hahaa, what's the song that goes like doo do dooo? hahaha

Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
August 18 2008 22:23 GMT
#17
On August 19 2008 06:41 heyoka wrote:
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On August 19 2008 06:17 micronesia wrote:
I have trouble appreciating complete idiocy...


The internet is not the place for you, friend.

No, you just have to cherry-pick. You'll frequently find me complaining that something wasn't funny... because it mostly appeals to immature/young people... and I expect that to happen. But there's plenty of good stuff on the internet that I appreciate.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
RoC)Ninjah
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States238 Posts
August 18 2008 22:26 GMT
#18
Sounds like lupis ):
Much will win a title before his hair turns grey.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-18 22:30:18
August 18 2008 22:29 GMT
#19
Here is an example of the 80% of Evangelical Christians who bash Obama 24/7:

Even if it is a troll, this is pretty much how they all act on Yahoo!.

"Who do you think Obama's handlers are?
It's obvious that he doesn't think for himself."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiMweDZ_yKWL66ncQyONMllJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080818152522AA9EABK
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
August 18 2008 22:35 GMT
#20
HAAHHHAhAHAHHaahahhAHaahhAHaahahahHAahahAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHHSHAHAHAAHAHSFHADFHFHAHAHFHFADHADHHAHAHAHAHAHFHFHDHHHAHAHFHGHGHGHAHHDHADHDFHAHHAHADFHDHGHGHAGHDHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHDFHADGHDGHHRHAHRHRHDFHADHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


lmfao how come there are holes in the cats fur for eyes

no dum answers, learn how to spell dumbass.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 18 2008 22:41 GMT
#21
Holy crap did you have a stroke dude?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
August 18 2008 22:46 GMT
#22
the last one about the chorus made me rofl.
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
August 18 2008 23:11 GMT
#23
Faust, you are amazing :o
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
August 18 2008 23:11 GMT
#24
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgGA_ADVbsbN8z2VbMe9xP5JxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080818160835AAHnkxK
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
August 18 2008 23:18 GMT
#25
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgTPaIllzt5CI4UY21AY4yfpy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080818160619AA8Q50x
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 21 2008 04:26 GMT
#26
On August 19 2008 05:47 SCC-Faust wrote:
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But the answer is the best part:
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 21 2008 05:11 GMT
#27
omfg, some of those are hilarious

the cats eyes one, and the 2 nutsacks ones, LOL
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
August 28 2008 01:45 GMT
#28
The elephant one was posted 1 second ago. YOU lost your elephant, didn't you Faust??
I put the fu in fun
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
August 28 2008 02:34 GMT
#29
I didn't really find these as funny. Why would you post questions like these? >_>


Even if it is a troll, this is pretty much how they all act on Yahoo!.


Haha are you serious? Then I guess yahoo is a gathering of trolls D:
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 28 2008 02:36 GMT
#30
lol who bumped this thread?
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 28 2008 03:33 GMT
#31
lmao i thought u wrote these questions at first and thought u were the most genius troll of all time
Clan Lzuruha
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 28 2008 05:01 GMT
#32
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
hahahahahaha omfg these are amazing
Umbrella
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Taiwan936 Posts
August 28 2008 05:34 GMT
#33
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkvP2KRNWli9SeNo8AP5o1gjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080318184155AAF3nO2

lol
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
August 28 2008 17:00 GMT
#34
heh
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kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 28 2008 17:03 GMT
#35
LMAO
Clan Lzuruha
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
August 28 2008 17:06 GMT
#36
It's disturbingly similar to /b/.
No I'm never serious.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
August 28 2008 17:14 GMT
#37
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5/5
Moderator<:3-/-<
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
August 28 2008 18:03 GMT
#38
OMG! I missed this the first time around. LOL!!!
Moderator
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
August 28 2008 18:04 GMT
#39
more like
10% real questions
40% retards
50% trolls
dats racist
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
August 28 2008 19:25 GMT
#40
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