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So last night I go out with my GF and we get really fucking drunk off Cap. Mo (not as bad as Dknight, but pretty close). We must've drank like 75% of the bottle ( the big kind you buy for like 25$)
Anyways I get up this morning and I remember that I left my keys in my GF car and that she parked far and we got a ride home cause we were drunk. I however parked close to her house but she only has the keys to her car. lol this has nothing to do with my story hahah.
Ok so my mom picks comes drops off the spare key and I follow her home and I get out of the car and shes like "can you mow the lawn today?" I say "sure" even though its mid summer and it doesn't need to be mowed because it doesn't barely even grow in this California summer heat. Whatever It'll take me 5 minutes, I could use the sun, and It'll keep my mom and my gramma off my back for awhile.
I go out there to start the mower where I normally start it and I start to push when I see this little chunk of iron/steel right in front of the mower. So I'm like 'wtf that was close', and turn it off to pick it up and see that its some old valve from the garage which we recently cleaned out.
So I go to start the mower again and push it forward a little bit and out rolls this little gem..
A FULLY LOADED 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN SHELL CASING.
ITS A SETUP!
edit- ITS A TRAP!
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QUICK! STOP IDLING AND MICRO!
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On August 10 2007 07:41 Eniram wrote:
Its a trap!
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Your mom hates you; there is no other explanation.
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Seriously though This motherfucker would have blown off my leg, Then I would have to get into competitive wheel chair racing or something.
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one time i ran over a box of 20 gauge shotgun shells with the lawn mower...none of them went off for some odd reason
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On August 10 2007 07:43 PanoRaMa wrote:
LOL KARMA.
nono, I am ok... for now.. ;-_____-a
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I suggest killing your mother before she try's any more stunts like this.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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You should've seen yourself Saturday night/Sunday morning.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
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Austin10833 Posts
At dinner, slam the shell down on the table and scream NICE TRY SUCCUBUS right before you knock her out.
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The question you should be asking yourself... Is where are the REST of the shells
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On August 10 2007 07:51 Woyn wrote:
The question you should be asking yourself... Is where are the REST of the shells
!! Oh no!
Well, think of it this way. Maybe she's just preparing against a zombie invasion.
An invasion of home-decorating zombies.
Yeah, that's it.
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