So last night I go out with my GF and we get really fucking drunk off Cap. Mo (not as bad as Dknight, but pretty close). We must've drank like 75% of the bottle ( the big kind you buy for like 25$)
Anyways I get up this morning and I remember that I left my keys in my GF car and that she parked far and we got a ride home cause we were drunk. I however parked close to her house but she only has the keys to her car. lol this has nothing to do with my story hahah.
Ok so my mom picks comes drops off the spare key and I follow her home and I get out of the car and shes like "can you mow the lawn today?" I say "sure" even though its mid summer and it doesn't need to be mowed because it doesn't barely even grow in this California summer heat. Whatever It'll take me 5 minutes, I could use the sun, and It'll keep my mom and my gramma off my back for awhile.
I go out there to start the mower where I normally start it and I start to push when I see this little chunk of iron/steel right in front of the mower. So I'm like 'wtf that was close', and turn it off to pick it up and see that its some old valve from the garage which we recently cleaned out.
So I go to start the mower again and push it forward a little bit and out rolls this little gem..
make a loud bang sound next to your lawn mower. when she comes out, pretend like your leg is hurt and show her the [fake] scratches and blood on it. then harass her for money and what not because you got injured. a week later, be like "haha, bitch i was just joking but i'll keep your money. oh ya, and you better give me more if you don't want me to black mail you."
On August 10 2007 07:44 statix wrote: one time i ran over a box of 20 gauge shotgun shells with the lawn mower...none of them went off for some odd reason
On August 10 2007 07:44 statix wrote: one time i ran over a box of 20 gauge shotgun shells with the lawn mower...none of them went off for some odd reason
Attempted suicide?
I think that's actually a very poor way to try to commit suicide. It's not really as easy to set off ammo as some people think. The pin generally needs to strike it just right. Don't try it at home though.
for all we know, as he was typing this on his computer his mother was waiting behind him so dont be surprised if we never hear from sir CharlieMurphy ever again
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That's crazy 
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