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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-09 22:46:27
August 09 2007 22:39 GMT
#1
So last night I go out with my GF and we get really fucking drunk off Cap. Mo (not as bad as Dknight, but pretty close). We must've drank like 75% of the bottle ( the big kind you buy for like 25$)

Anyways I get up this morning and I remember that I left my keys in my GF car and that she parked far and we got a ride home cause we were drunk. I however parked close to her house but she only has the keys to her car. lol this has nothing to do with my story hahah.

Ok so my mom picks comes drops off the spare key and I follow her home and I get out of the car and shes like "can you mow the lawn today?" I say "sure" even though its mid summer and it doesn't need to be mowed because it doesn't barely even grow in this California summer heat. Whatever It'll take me 5 minutes, I could use the sun, and It'll keep my mom and my gramma off my back for awhile.

I go out there to start the mower where I normally start it and I start to push when I see this little chunk of iron/steel right in front of the mower. So I'm like 'wtf that was close', and turn it off to pick it up and see that its some old valve from the garage which we recently cleaned out.
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So I go to start the mower again and push it forward a little bit and out rolls this little gem..


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A FULLY LOADED 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN SHELL CASING.

ITS A SETUP!

edit- ITS A TRAP!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
August 09 2007 22:40 GMT
#2
QUICK! STOP IDLING AND MICRO!
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
August 09 2007 22:41 GMT
#3
Its a trap!
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
August 09 2007 22:42 GMT
#4
On August 10 2007 07:41 Eniram wrote:
Its a trap!
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
August 09 2007 22:42 GMT
#5
Your mom hates you; there is no other explanation.
Ranger)
Profile Joined April 2006
Chile105 Posts
August 09 2007 22:43 GMT
#6
ITS A TRAP
Win or lose but always fight
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
August 09 2007 22:43 GMT
#7
Seriously though This motherfucker would have blown off my leg, Then I would have to get into competitive wheel chair racing or something.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
August 09 2007 22:43 GMT
#8
LOL KARMA.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
August 09 2007 22:44 GMT
#9
one time i ran over a box of 20 gauge shotgun shells with the lawn mower...none of them went off for some odd reason
SCC-Caliban
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-10 04:30:19
August 09 2007 22:44 GMT
#10
On August 10 2007 07:43 PanoRaMa wrote:
LOL KARMA.


nono, I am ok... for now.. ;-_____-a
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-09 22:45:34
August 09 2007 22:45 GMT
#11
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
August 09 2007 22:45 GMT
#12
I suggest killing your mother before she try's any more stunts like this.
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 09 2007 22:47 GMT
#13
hahahahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
August 09 2007 22:48 GMT
#14
You should've seen yourself Saturday night/Sunday morning.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
August 09 2007 22:48 GMT
#15
oh wow.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 09 2007 22:48 GMT
#16
On August 10 2007 07:42 Woyn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2007 07:41 Eniram wrote:
Its a trap!


http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=54128

its a trap
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
August 09 2007 22:48 GMT
#17
At dinner, slam the shell down on the table and scream NICE TRY SUCCUBUS right before you knock her out.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
August 09 2007 22:48 GMT
#18
stick it in her pooper
Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
August 09 2007 22:51 GMT
#19
The question you should be asking yourself... Is where are the REST of the shells
Sudyn
Profile Joined May 2007
United States744 Posts
August 09 2007 22:58 GMT
#20
On August 10 2007 07:51 Woyn wrote:
The question you should be asking yourself... Is where are the REST of the shells


!! Oh no!

Well, think of it this way. Maybe she's just preparing against a zombie invasion.

An invasion of home-decorating zombies.

Yeah, that's it.
Gaetele banned?
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