make a loud bang sound next to your lawn mower. when she comes out, pretend like your leg is hurt and show her the [fake] scratches and blood on it. then harass her for money and what not because you got injured. a week later, be like "haha, bitch i was just joking but i'll keep your money. oh ya, and you better give me more if you don't want me to black mail you."

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

August 10 2007 05:51 GMT

#45

great a hundred fucking image macros

StripedBlueCrow

United States506 Posts

August 10 2007 06:02 GMT

#46

Do a barrel roll!

Reflex

Canada703 Posts

August 10 2007 06:24 GMT

#47

(Sorry, Steve)

Just thought this would be appropriate.

MoNKeYSpanKeR

United States2869 Posts

August 10 2007 06:48 GMT

#48

On August 10 2007 07:44 statix wrote:
one time i ran over a box of 20 gauge shotgun shells with the lawn mower...none of them went off for some odd reason

Attempted suicide?

NarutO

Germany18839 Posts

August 10 2007 06:51 GMT

#49

Kill her!

zizou21

United States3683 Posts

August 10 2007 06:51 GMT

#50

On August 10 2007 07:48 BroOd wrote:
At dinner, slam the shell down on the table and scream NICE TRY SUCCUBUS right before you knock her out.

LOL

x_woof_x

United States659 Posts

August 10 2007 07:00 GMT

#51

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

August 10 2007 08:49 GMT

#52

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On August 10 2007 15:24 Reflex] wrote:
(Sorry, Steve)

Just thought this would be appropriate.

Holy Fuck... That picture... Is... God.

micronesia

United States24674 Posts

August 10 2007 09:00 GMT

#53

On August 10 2007 15:48 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:

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Attempted suicide?

I think that's actually a very poor way to try to commit suicide. It's not really as easy to set off ammo as some people think. The pin generally needs to strike it just right. Don't try it at home though.

mel_ee

2448 Posts

August 10 2007 09:03 GMT

#54

omgosh that soap bar picture is win.

QuanticHawk

United States32051 Posts

August 10 2007 15:41 GMT

#55

On August 10 2007 08:14 skindzer wrote:

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ROFL i just bursted out laughing at work cuz of this.

Id go with broods suggestion charlie.

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

August 10 2007 15:49 GMT

#56

On August 10 2007 07:48 BroOd wrote:
At dinner, slam the shell down on the table and scream NICE TRY SUCCUBUS right before you knock her out.

better yet, he could drive over her head with the lawnmower misery-style

Jonoman92

United States9103 Posts

August 10 2007 16:00 GMT

#57

haha, you're lucky man. I wish I had cool stuff like that lying around in my yard.

PePe QuiCoSE

Argentina1204 Posts

August 10 2007 17:09 GMT

#58

hey, could anyone blame her?

Jayson X

Switzerland2431 Posts

August 10 2007 18:09 GMT

#59

On August 10 2007 07:48 BroOd wrote:
At dinner, slam the shell down on the table and scream NICE TRY SUCCUBUS right before you knock her out.

Haha i just can't stop laughing!!
Gold pure gold.

AngryLlama

United States1227 Posts

August 10 2007 18:23 GMT

#60

for all we know, as he was typing this on his computer his mother was waiting behind him so dont be surprised if we never hear from sir CharlieMurphy ever again