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An update on last week's TL.net Logo Contest: Blizzard has released logo specifications for the Sandlot. Check out the Official Logo Submission thread and the SandLot TL Logo thread by Jellycat.
Again, a big thanks to IntoTheWow and Zooey aka dronebabo for their tireless and somewhat arousing help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!
Week of 08/21/06 to 08/27/06 [002]
Notable Threads
- The most compelling drama with a cliffhanger this year has not been "Prison Break" or "Lost" but rather the ongoing saga of our very own HonestTea, who braves real-life embarrassment, forum ridicule, and future restraining orders, all for the possibility of sexual intercourse. Follow his story from his initial dream, [H] Should I talk to this girl?, to his turn to the dark stalker side, [Update] I got some info about this girl, and finally his ultimate decision to talk to her, Thanks TLnet!. What will be next? [Update] Sex with this girl or [H] Girl's father chasing me with large object? Only time will tell.
- Japanese Smoking Ads by Manifesto7
A collection of random, quirky, and strangely effective Japanese anti-smoking advertisements. If the ones Mani posted aren't enough for you, find every single one of them here, at a very official looking site. Take a look at other weird yet somewhat useless products invented by the Japanese here. - Catch up on recent scientific developments in Direct Proof of Dark Matter Found! by Bill307 and pluto is such a loser by Liquid`Drone. In addition to learning something, you will also find gross minunderstanding of scientific fact and excessively nerdish arguing. Who knew TL.net could be such a hotspot for academic discussion?
- sc origami by travis
While many of you may have seen this before in a post by My_Digital_Toss, it's worth a second look.
Image of the Week
- "PuertoRican BBall" by Jathin, in Puerto Rican Basketball
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9807/puertoricanbballdr6.jpg)
Funny Post of the Week
- miNi wanted to know who the blonde white boy fan was in Foreigner on MBC Survivor. Cloud and HonestTea let him know.
+ Show Spoiler +On August 23 2006 22:23 miNi wrote:
This pic is from Hwasin vs Saint[z-zone] from Mbc Survivor Group B, 8/22
Anyone from here? Anyone know who he is?![[image loading]](http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9536/asdflq4.jpg)
On August 23 2006 22:38 Cloud wrote:
Luke skywalker
On August 24 2006 01:58 HonestTea wrote:
He's clearly there to tell Hwasin to use the force instead of relying on the interface.
"There are enough minerals"
Funny Post of the Week #2
- In Thanks TLnet!, notorious attempted to express the fickle and unpredictable nature of the TL.net General Forum masses regarding jcp's humor attempt:
+ Show Spoiler +On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police*
On August 25 2006 13:28 nortorius wrote:
Error 404: Funny Not Found
Forum Statistic of the Week
- All of these statistics are 100% true.
+ Show Spoiler +Including any current temp bans, 1384 users have been banned from TL.net since it's founding.
Banninator of the Week
- This week's honor goes to Liquid`Drone, who only banned one person this week, but that one person was NeoTheAKA, the arrogant, trash talking, self-proclaimed chess prodigy who was later discovered to be cheating. Check out Chess Challenge for Neo acting like an idiot.
LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
- Our fans seek the wisdom of the LiquiScoop staff.Dear LiquidScoop,
I've been dating this really great girl for the last 4 months, and I want to her to be mine forever. Does the LiquiScoop staff have any cool suggestions on how to propose to her?
Thank you so much!
Sincerely,
Future Proposer
LiquiScoop's Answer [NSFW]:
+ Show Spoiler +Hot_Bid: Just take your ring box and when she's not looking, throw it as hard as you can at her. She'll probably get bruised and be like "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU..." then realize its a ring box, and laugh and forgive you.
IntoTheWow: I say you go nuts about it. Instead of the typical marriage proposal, you can do something original and pierce the ring into your penis. Then you ask the girl for a blowjob, you need her to see your penis. No honey, you dont understand, you _NEED_ to give me a blowjob. And when she sees it, she wont be able to say no. Good Luck!
Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com, where no subject is taboo.
Would you like to contribute to LiquiScoop? PM Hot_Bid with any suggestions or comments.
That whole chess thing was the best of the week. I can't believe that punk got off so easy though. He shoulda been ripped waaaay harder than that. 
