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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-30 02:59:00
August 28 2006 08:07 GMT
#1
Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

An update on last week's TL.net Logo Contest: Blizzard has released logo specifications for the Sandlot. Check out the Official Logo Submission thread and the SandLot TL Logo thread by Jellycat.

Again, a big thanks to IntoTheWow and Zooey aka dronebabo for their tireless and somewhat arousing help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!

Week of 08/21/06 to 08/27/06 [002]

Notable Threads
  • The most compelling drama with a cliffhanger this year has not been "Prison Break" or "Lost" but rather the ongoing saga of our very own HonestTea, who braves real-life embarrassment, forum ridicule, and future restraining orders, all for the possibility of sexual intercourse. Follow his story from his initial dream, [H] Should I talk to this girl?, to his turn to the dark stalker side, [Update] I got some info about this girl, and finally his ultimate decision to talk to her, Thanks TLnet!. What will be next? [Update] Sex with this girl or [H] Girl's father chasing me with large object? Only time will tell.

  • Japanese Smoking Ads by Manifesto7
    A collection of random, quirky, and strangely effective Japanese anti-smoking advertisements. If the ones Mani posted aren't enough for you, find every single one of them here, at a very official looking site. Take a look at other weird yet somewhat useless products invented by the Japanese here.

  • Catch up on recent scientific developments in Direct Proof of Dark Matter Found! by Bill307 and pluto is such a loser by Liquid`Drone. In addition to learning something, you will also find gross minunderstanding of scientific fact and excessively nerdish arguing. Who knew TL.net could be such a hotspot for academic discussion?

  • sc origami by travis
    While many of you may have seen this before in a post by My_Digital_Toss, it's worth a second look.


Image of the Week
  • "PuertoRican BBall" by Jathin, in Puerto Rican Basketball
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    [image loading]


Funny Post of the Week
  • miNi wanted to know who the blonde white boy fan was in Foreigner on MBC Survivor. Cloud and HonestTea let him know.
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    On August 23 2006 22:23 miNi wrote:
    This pic is from Hwasin vs Saint[z-zone] from Mbc Survivor Group B, 8/22

    Anyone from here? Anyone know who he is?
    [image loading]


    On August 23 2006 22:38 Cloud wrote:
    Luke skywalker

    On August 24 2006 01:58 HonestTea wrote:
    He's clearly there to tell Hwasin to use the force instead of relying on the interface.

    "There are enough minerals"


Funny Post of the Week #2
  • In Thanks TLnet!, notorious attempted to express the fickle and unpredictable nature of the TL.net General Forum masses regarding jcp's humor attempt:
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    On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
    thats how its gonna go=

    Him: hi omg good eyes
    girl : eh yeah i guess
    Him: so i been watching u over a month
    girl : (scared) okay
    Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
    girl: *calls police*

    On August 25 2006 13:28 nortorius wrote:
    Error 404: Funny Not Found


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All of these statistics are 100% true.
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    Including any current temp bans, 1384 users have been banned from TL.net since it's founding.


Banninator of the Week
  • This week's honor goes to Liquid`Drone, who only banned one person this week, but that one person was NeoTheAKA, the arrogant, trash talking, self-proclaimed chess prodigy who was later discovered to be cheating. Check out Chess Challenge for Neo acting like an idiot.


LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of the LiquiScoop staff.
    Dear LiquidScoop,

    I've been dating this really great girl for the last 4 months, and I want to her to be mine forever. Does the LiquiScoop staff have any cool suggestions on how to propose to her?

    Thank you so much!

    Sincerely,
    Future Proposer

    LiquiScoop's Answer [NSFW]:
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    Hot_Bid: Just take your ring box and when she's not looking, throw it as hard as you can at her. She'll probably get bruised and be like "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU..." then realize its a ring box, and laugh and forgive you.

    IntoTheWow: I say you go nuts about it. Instead of the typical marriage proposal, you can do something original and pierce the ring into your penis. Then you ask the girl for a blowjob, you need her to see your penis. No honey, you dont understand, you _NEED_ to give me a blowjob. And when she sees it, she wont be able to say no. Good Luck!


    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com, where no subject is taboo.

Would you like to contribute to LiquiScoop? PM Hot_Bid with any suggestions or comments.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 08:16:52
August 28 2006 08:10 GMT
#2
--- Nuked ---
Piccolo
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Chile621 Posts
August 28 2006 08:17 GMT
#3
lol very nice liquid scoopes xD

i miss the incontrol's resume of the comunity opinion about Gift to a girl.
You said wc3 was simpler than SC, wc3 is 3d, SC is 2d, therefore you can counter yourself.... OVazioFrio
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
August 28 2006 08:40 GMT
#4
I love it <3
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 28 2006 08:50 GMT
#5
Eh i thnk my suncow post and "Advice on a gift" thread post shoulda gotten some credit.

Cause i love myself.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
August 28 2006 09:09 GMT
#6
Awsome work haha

inc you just need to BE MORE FUUNY

or, start with being a little funny and work your way up from there.
ModeratorGodfather
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
August 28 2006 09:09 GMT
#7
:DD
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 28 2006 09:46 GMT
#8
THose posts were gold you twat tickler.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24760 Posts
August 28 2006 09:59 GMT
#9
Lol yeah the arguments were nerdy
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
August 28 2006 09:59 GMT
#10
inc, if you want something included please contact us or suggest content through the appropriate methods

jathin, nobody tipped us off, imageshack is just the most reliable
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27172 Posts
August 28 2006 10:06 GMT
#11
http://www.jti.co.jp/sstyle/manners/ad/change/gallery/graphic40.html
ModeratorGodfather
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
August 28 2006 10:13 GMT
#12
Nice job Liquiscoop crew! That whole chess thing was the best of the week. I can't believe that punk got off so easy though. He shoulda been ripped waaaay harder than that.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24760 Posts
August 28 2006 10:14 GMT
#13
"Can't find page"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
August 28 2006 10:28 GMT
#14
Hahahaha,
Great job to you guys

Gotta <3 jcp
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
August 28 2006 10:46 GMT
#15
lmao, awesome^^
Graphics
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 28 2006 14:28 GMT
#16
Nice job ladies.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
August 28 2006 14:55 GMT
#17
hahahaha, best tl.net feature behind liquibet :D
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
August 28 2006 15:16 GMT
#18
Pwned XD http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43358
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
August 28 2006 15:35 GMT
#19
This shit ownz.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
sundance
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Slovakia3201 Posts
August 28 2006 19:12 GMT
#20
awesome as always
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 28 2006 22:14 GMT
#21
Nice stuff. How did people find out Neo was cheating?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
August 28 2006 22:19 GMT
#22
well i know nothing about chess, but apparently he beat a very high level computer in like 15 minutes or something?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
August 28 2006 22:26 GMT
#23
hahah gold !
Of course, fucking of course.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
August 28 2006 22:48 GMT
#24
no kidding! ^_^
XK ßubonic
SCNewb
Profile Joined June 2006
Canada2210 Posts
August 28 2006 22:49 GMT
#25
loved it...
Huge iloveOov fan
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
August 29 2006 02:21 GMT
#26
Haha best stuff, tnxgw
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-29 08:31:24
August 29 2006 08:30 GMT
#27
On August 28 2006 17:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Eh i thnk my suncow post and "Advice on a gift" thread post shoulda gotten some credit.

Cause i love myself.


FUCK
FUCK

...FUCK I fucking told her on the phone "I actually bought you something" to her to make her curious and shit.. worked great and she was all like "YOU DID? wow.. oh that's so cute, good thing you are coming over day after tomorrow i cant wait...!"

Problem is i totally forgot to actually buy anything... I just said I did becouse I was going to.. Now Im going to see her tomorrow and I have nothing.

Cock

jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
August 29 2006 11:09 GMT
#28
<3 for this.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
August 29 2006 13:06 GMT
#29
Patriot.dlk
ahahahah
by her a t-shirt
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
August 29 2006 14:11 GMT
#30
On August 24 2006 16:00 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Ok lemme just answer for the rest of the thread than you can close this out:

some tl.net guy: GET HER SEX
some tl.net guy: BUY HER A FUCKING DILDO
Chibi: Is she 13?
Hot_Bid: Omg take her to Lost Temple and show her 2 gate rush
Moltke: Take her to a fine dining resteraunt (if shes white) than read poetry to her over a candle lit fire while sipping on flavored water and taking in the scenery of blah blah blah (more "well read" thoughts)
Mora: Get her a...I could really go for some cock here.
some tl.net guy: SHOW HER YOUR COCK
some tl.net guy: HOLY FUCK PICS PLEASE
Rekrul: You guys fucking suck compared to me, god im so good at life.
Eriador: Take her to a festivel of lights. Thats what i do!
Idra(Testie): Dont let her see me, she will leave you for me.
some tl.net guy: What is this about?
some tl.net guy: GET HER A FUCKING SEXY OUTFIT
baal: Shes probably some fat american. God im so smart and funny.
Strafe: --Nuked--
dark_zealot965: *bump*
Fayth: She isnt as hot as my gf.
some tl.net guy: GET HER DRUGS
some tl.net guy: GET HER BABIES HAHA

That should cover it..


was pretty damn good.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28775 Posts
August 29 2006 23:58 GMT
#31
too tryhard

Moderator
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 30 2006 02:50 GMT
#32
wow, pretty nice addition to tl, indeed!
Teamliquidian townie
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
August 30 2006 08:18 GMT
#33
HAhaa yes I laugh every time I read it acutally.. Funny how incontrol always makes the most amazing posts in my threads ;o

I bought her a little teddy-rabbit 10 minutes before seeing her.. No reward though.. But I also bought the film Watership Down.. So the thought was to first give the rabbit then im going to meet her again soon and I will bring the movie and say something cool and sex her after etc
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