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Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 28 2006 22:14 GMT
#21
Nice stuff. How did people find out Neo was cheating?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
August 28 2006 22:19 GMT
#22
well i know nothing about chess, but apparently he beat a very high level computer in like 15 minutes or something?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
August 28 2006 22:26 GMT
#23
hahah gold !
Of course, fucking of course.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
August 28 2006 22:48 GMT
#24
no kidding! ^_^
XK ßubonic
SCNewb
Profile Joined June 2006
Canada2210 Posts
August 28 2006 22:49 GMT
#25
loved it...
Huge iloveOov fan
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
August 29 2006 02:21 GMT
#26
Haha best stuff, tnxgw
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-29 08:31:24
August 29 2006 08:30 GMT
#27
On August 28 2006 17:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Eh i thnk my suncow post and "Advice on a gift" thread post shoulda gotten some credit.

Cause i love myself.


FUCK
FUCK

...FUCK I fucking told her on the phone "I actually bought you something" to her to make her curious and shit.. worked great and she was all like "YOU DID? wow.. oh that's so cute, good thing you are coming over day after tomorrow i cant wait...!"

Problem is i totally forgot to actually buy anything... I just said I did becouse I was going to.. Now Im going to see her tomorrow and I have nothing.

Cock

jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
August 29 2006 11:09 GMT
#28
<3 for this.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
August 29 2006 13:06 GMT
#29
Patriot.dlk
ahahahah
by her a t-shirt
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
August 29 2006 14:11 GMT
#30
On August 24 2006 16:00 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Ok lemme just answer for the rest of the thread than you can close this out:

some tl.net guy: GET HER SEX
some tl.net guy: BUY HER A FUCKING DILDO
Chibi: Is she 13?
Hot_Bid: Omg take her to Lost Temple and show her 2 gate rush
Moltke: Take her to a fine dining resteraunt (if shes white) than read poetry to her over a candle lit fire while sipping on flavored water and taking in the scenery of blah blah blah (more "well read" thoughts)
Mora: Get her a...I could really go for some cock here.
some tl.net guy: SHOW HER YOUR COCK
some tl.net guy: HOLY FUCK PICS PLEASE
Rekrul: You guys fucking suck compared to me, god im so good at life.
Eriador: Take her to a festivel of lights. Thats what i do!
Idra(Testie): Dont let her see me, she will leave you for me.
some tl.net guy: What is this about?
some tl.net guy: GET HER A FUCKING SEXY OUTFIT
baal: Shes probably some fat american. God im so smart and funny.
Strafe: --Nuked--
dark_zealot965: *bump*
Fayth: She isnt as hot as my gf.
some tl.net guy: GET HER DRUGS
some tl.net guy: GET HER BABIES HAHA

That should cover it..


was pretty damn good.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28821 Posts
August 29 2006 23:58 GMT
#31
too tryhard

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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 30 2006 02:50 GMT
#32
wow, pretty nice addition to tl, indeed!
Teamliquidian townie
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
August 30 2006 08:18 GMT
#33
HAhaa yes I laugh every time I read it acutally.. Funny how incontrol always makes the most amazing posts in my threads ;o

I bought her a little teddy-rabbit 10 minutes before seeing her.. No reward though.. But I also bought the film Watership Down.. So the thought was to first give the rabbit then im going to meet her again soon and I will bring the movie and say something cool and sex her after etc
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