EPTDo you?
No?
Well then let me introduce you. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, and I will be captain of this ship because I feel like it.
What? Why can't I be captain? Bloody bastards.
If I cannot be captain, I will join you for the ride.
/in
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Do you? No? Well then let me introduce you. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, and I will be captain of this ship because I feel like it. What? Why can't I be captain? Bloody bastards. If I cannot be captain, I will join you for the ride. /in | ||
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Do you really think real pirates say ahoy? And yes, I was not very sure what to pick for my tag. My father (Keith Richards, have you heard of him?) is originally from England but I never really saw him after my 7th birthday. He killed me mum and shrunk her head. I think our family has a few issues to work out. But yes, Tortuga has always been my home and apparently after searching it's location on google, it was part of the Bahamas. | ||
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On July 26 2013 09:24 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: I am offended at your criticism of my vocabulary. I say ahoy all the time, and I've seeded over 39 gigabytes this month. I am instantly perplexed upon hearing the word "seeded" and have come to the conclusion that I have no freaking clue what you are talking about. But really, no actual pirate says "AHOY". Have you been watching too much of those "Pirate Reality Shows"? | ||
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Only a fool would Pirate Reality Shows...and only a special kind of stupid would pirate Pirate Realty Shows... | ||
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On July 26 2013 09:45 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: I THOUGHT THEY WERE ORDERING ME TO PIRATE THEM DON'T JUDGE ME Which Captain ordered you to pirate them? It definitely was not one of mine. I swear. | ||
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Oh really? Captain Morgan is one of the people who do not think I am a slimy bastard. Silly naïve boy. However, he does make good rum. He would not make a good pirate but if he figures out a way to make more of that rum, he would be welcomed on Tortuga with open arms. | ||
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On July 26 2013 10:08 Clarity_nl wrote: Before I roll scum and look scummy saying it, I am policy lynching roleplayers! However, if you think about it, don't we all get roles? That means you wish to lynch every single player who plays this game and to be honest, I don't think your policy will...stay afloat. If you know what I mean. | ||
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On July 26 2013 10:08 Clarity_nl wrote: Before I roll scum and look scummy saying it, I am policy lynching roleplayers! | ||
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On July 27 2013 01:30 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: If we can get five warm bodies in the next , would nobody be opposed to starting the game at that point? Yes, that would be lovely. I will get the rum. | ||
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On July 27 2013 01:52 Clarity_nl wrote: The rum is gone, and yeah that'd be fine by me sentinel | ||
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On July 27 2013 06:13 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: To make it slightly easier on the Europeans without discomforting the Australasians too much, would anyone have a problem with moving the deadline up 2 hours to 00:00 GMT (+00:00)? I'll be drunk either way so I don't really care. | ||
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##Captain: Captain Jack Sparrow I promise you that good things will happen if you all do this. What could go wrong? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! On another note, lynching a lurker sounds like a great plan if we all want to get thrown off the boat. I don't want to get thrown off the boat, I'm a wanted man in the water, and it's always really cold, and there's no rum. But worse of all, there is no rum out in the middle of nowhere. So I think Oatsmaster has to try a bit harder to come up with a half-functioning plan. | ||
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If you think those teeth are bad, then you've never been to Tortuga. | ||
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On July 27 2013 10:38 Paperscraps wrote: ##Captain: Captain Jack Sparrow Hey, there's one! Come on guys, vote me for Captain! Everyone will get free rum! | ||
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On July 27 2013 10:43 Oatsmaster wrote: fuck your rum. I assume you dont want to lynch lurkers then CJS. Why not? Do you think scum will not lurk at all? And do you think all of the scum will lurk? | ||
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On July 27 2013 10:43 Oatsmaster wrote: fuck your rum. I assume you dont want to lynch lurkers then CJS. Why not? Do you think scum will not lurk at all? And do you think all of the lurkers will be scum? That is where your plan is flawed, my friend. | ||
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On July 27 2013 11:23 Oatsmaster wrote: What trap? Like what trap are you talking about? Do you like lurkers in town? CJS, I think that at least 1 or 2 scum will be labeled as a lurker and with only probably 3-4 town, its a much smaller pool to look at as opposed to all 14 people. But how are we going to be able to tell the scum lurkers from the town lurkers? We should just shoot them all! Or we could get them drunk and get them to admit to being bad. Does this plan sound better? Also: ##Captain: Captain Jack Sparrow Please and thank you. | ||
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On July 27 2013 11:32 Oatsmaster wrote: I dont trust you. Bad stuff happens around you.. We differentiate the scum lurkers from the town lurkers by reading their posts. But if they lurk and don't post, how will we be able to tell the difference? And nothing bad happens around me. Who am I? | ||
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On July 27 2013 11:35 Oatsmaster wrote: There isnt a difference between lurking and not posting. There is a difference between high effort low post count and low effort low post count. But what if THAY ALL have little effort and little post count. And you forgot to answer my question. Who am I? | ||
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On July 27 2013 11:57 Oatsmaster wrote: If you purposely post random useless shit then its not random is it? Its just useless shit. Scum! I see one! ##Vote: Oatsmaster | ||
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