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MyNameISYUMMY
Profile Joined June 2012
2 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 17:53:25
July 04 2012 04:08 GMT
#1
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mikell
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia352 Posts
July 04 2012 04:09 GMT
#2
WHAT!?
drone hard
Spray
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States402 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 04:10:54
July 04 2012 04:10 GMT
#3
I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off.
HuK Fighting~~!
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
July 04 2012 04:10 GMT
#4
What the
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Cuh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States403 Posts
July 04 2012 04:10 GMT
#5
blog
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GDbushido
Profile Joined March 2011
United States926 Posts
July 04 2012 04:10 GMT
#6
I remember a thread just like this back during my Vesti days...oh to be a 14 year old troll again
remember not to think too much and your trip will be numbingly pleasant
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
July 04 2012 04:11 GMT
#7
Does anyone else remember some blog post similar to this? It was like a recommendation not to shave your butt area and his personal experiences as to why.
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MyNameISYUMMY
Profile Joined June 2012
2 Posts
July 04 2012 04:12 GMT
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_Darwin_
Profile Joined August 2010
United States2374 Posts
July 04 2012 04:13 GMT
#9
oh no
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Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
July 04 2012 04:13 GMT
#10
I decide to visit Teamliquid while eating a sandwich, and the first thread I see is this.

What is this I don't even...
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
alderamin
Profile Joined June 2012
80 Posts
July 04 2012 04:14 GMT
#11
Shave and use wet towerpaper.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 04:15:30
July 04 2012 04:14 GMT
#12
as stupid as this sounds...I can actually relate to the OP's problem...

OP, recently I've been using baby wipes if it is particularly annoying, but most times, I just have to accept being less thorough.
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33578 Posts
July 04 2012 04:14 GMT
#13
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote:
I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off.


I agree, a bidet seems like a good investment if cleanliness is that big a concern
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
MadProbe
Profile Joined February 2012
United States269 Posts
July 04 2012 04:14 GMT
#14
use a damp washcloth instead of toilet paper. your asshole will be grateful AND very clean. or so i've heard from other weird people like you.
ecstatica
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States542 Posts
July 04 2012 04:15 GMT
#15
If youre truly eastern european you shouldnt worry about wiping
NeMeSiS3, Portlandian, Reason,
Mesha
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Bosnia-Herzegovina439 Posts
July 04 2012 04:16 GMT
#16
I read what you wrote but not sure i quite understand what you want to ask us all. I think the issue is a matter of personal hygene. There are people who don't give a fuck about it and people who take care of it like civilised human beings.

The weird stuff you are doing to your bumhole with wiping and stuff has easy solution - its called bathroom bidet or if you don't have one use the shower or something - you ll be nice and clean and stop hurting yourself.

I can't belive i am responding to this post... but whatever. You say you Eastern descent and you are wiping - that's like a huge troll alarm because most the muslims (if that's what eastern is implying) prefer to wash and avoid wiping.

ccc
Reality hits you hard bro.
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
July 04 2012 04:17 GMT
#17
wtf is this ...
anrimayu
Profile Joined June 2011
United States875 Posts
July 04 2012 04:18 GMT
#18
bidet is the way to go.
If you're into organic all natural stuff, try using leaves or rabbit fur.
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Steelavocado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2123 Posts
July 04 2012 04:19 GMT
#19
Get a bidet. They are pretty common in Europe no?
MIRACLE IS YOUR TI7 CHAMP
Tiegrr
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States607 Posts
July 04 2012 04:19 GMT
#20
I read the poll and voted for the worst answer.
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