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O.S.H.I. declares a state of emergency

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Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-14 03:33:03
June 12 2012 11:22 GMT
#1
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

June 12, 2012 - Seoul, South Korea
The Ongamenet Safety and Health Institution is raising the threat level from Code Yellow, or Elevated, to Code Red, Severe and declaring a state of emergency as reports of planned terrorist incidents have been confirmed by intelligence agents. Notorious terrorist Jung Laden is believed to be once again operating around the Yongsan region, and all citizens are advised to stay vigilant and alert. Also going by the alias "FanTaSy", Jung Laden is considered armed and highly dangerous, and everyone is advised to avoid confronting him if possible. Instead, please contact authorities immediately with any information you may have about his whereabouts or activities.

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Do not be taken in by his boyish good looks and his youthful disposition; the damage and destruction Jung Laden can cause is not to be underestimated. Jung Laden is a charismatic spiritual leader who leads masses of willing followers ready to destroy your way of life and everything you stand for. It cannot be emphasized enough how dangerous Jung Laden and his followers can be, and to understand why this is the case, one must understand the legions of fanatics at his command.

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The most infamous of Jung Laden's terror squad, Jung Laden employs black market vultures that devastate his enemies in raids and illegal IEDs. Unconfirmed rumors speak of dangerous modifications to the basic hoverbike chassis which allow Jung Laden's vultures to employ extreme hit-and-run and gang raids, terrorizing all who oppose him.



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While Jung Laden has somehow always managed to procure standard military arms for his followers, for many years, his followers lacked adequate training and were ridiculed by many on the battlefield. But few have realized that Jung Laden's holy warriors have been transformed into devastating squads of men and women who kill efficiently, and without mercy.



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The leak of the standard army blueprints have allowed Jung Laden to manufacture his own copies of the venerable vehicles which form the backbone of many Terran task forces. These dangerous weapons at his command are a serious security concern, and we have attempted to deploy our own task forces against him in order to contain Jung Laden's forces. But somehow, Jung Laden's Armored Legions consistently outmaneuver, outflank, and roll over the forces of those who oppose him. We are advising that everyone within 100 kilometers of their last known location evacuate immediately.



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Jung Laden uses seemingly stock dropships for rapid insertion and extraction of elite forces for his reign of terror. Witnesses say that he strikes without warning the areas which are most vulnerable, and decimates everything without mercy. Oftentimes defenseless civilians putting in a hard day's work at the mineral fields are set upon without warning, and by the time authorities arrive, much of the population has been wiped out.



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On several occasions, Jung Laden has inflicted the ultimate atrocity - the use of nuclear weapons, taking the lives of those who didn't stand a chance. While authorities cannot definitively prove that Jung Laden was behind these monstrous attacks, the extreme radiation poisoning from the fallout from one such attack resulted in a massive number of genetic deformities, including anomalous left-handed commanders.



Q & A
Q: Isn't the O.S.H.I. exaggerating the threat associated with Jung Laden in order to obtain more funding from the government?
A: That's a preposterous accusation. The danger associated with Jung Laden can be clearly witnessed in his dominating, undefeated streak at sanctioned events at Gwangahli Beach, and sources say that Jung Laden goes even further when acting alone.

Q: How do we differentiate Jung Laden's followers from legitimate military soldiers? In many ways the look and act the same!
A: Jung Laden's followers have a distinct ferocity and inhuman indifference to the lives of their fellow person. But the most distinctive attribute of Jung Laden's followers is their mantra:

"There are no false gods, there is only the Emperor, and Choi Yun Sung is his prophet."

Q: Can you confirm rumors that past actions by the Team Liquid administration led Jung Laden to become the terrorist he is today?
A: Such accusations are without merit. Jung Laden is a terrorist because he hates our way of life. Any such associations that Team Liquid has had with him in the past, such as the Blizzard Sandlot tournament, could not possibly have had any influence on him deciding to become the terrorist that he is now today. Merely calling "Siz)FanTaSy", as he was known back then, "a mistake" was an insignificant incident and we dismiss any connections between that event and Jung Laden's decision to take up the life of the terrorist.

Q: Some fanatics have been predicting that Jung Laden's coming victory will bring about the end of the current age. Any comment?
A: Are you seriously considering the mutterings of crazy "prophetic" fanatics who are stuck in the past? Korean eSports will last forever, and any rumors that Ongamenet or CJ are working to undermine Kespa are all baseless. We remain committed to preserving the sanctity of the Ongamenet Starleague and will fully support all the future Proleagues to come.

Special thanks to Hyde for the graphics
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
b0lt
Profile Joined March 2009
United States790 Posts
June 12 2012 11:26 GMT
#2
On June 12 2012 20:22 Zona wrote:
Q: How do we differentiate Jung Laden's followers from legitimate military soldiers? In many ways the look and act the same!
A: Jung Laden's followers have a distinct ferocity and inhuman indifference to the lives of their fellow person.


More importantly, they never surrender
Sd13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Vietnam186 Posts
June 12 2012 11:42 GMT
#3
He himself is none-other than the reincarnation of Diablo, all-hail Jung Laden the "Lord of Terror"!
정명훈 \m/
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50907 Posts
June 12 2012 11:45 GMT
#4
Best 40K EVER!
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 12 2012 11:47 GMT
#5
I can genuinely say I have never seen a 40k celebratory post better than this one.

+ Show Spoiler +
Seriously though, this was awesome :D
memes are a dish best served dank
N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
June 12 2012 11:52 GMT
#6
awesome thread
iu, seungah, yura, taeyeon, hyosung, lizzy, suji, sojin, jia, ji eun, eunji, soya, younha, jiyeon, fiestar, sinb, jung myung hoon godtier. BW FOREVERR
Nazza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1654 Posts
June 12 2012 11:55 GMT
#7
Ur awesome. I just wanted you to know that.
No one ever remembers second place, eh? eh? GIVE ME COMMAND
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45816 Posts
June 12 2012 11:56 GMT
#8
Ahahahaha Fantasy for the win.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37076 Posts
June 12 2012 12:03 GMT
#9
Such an amazing thread...... Oo.....
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
Sinedd
Profile Joined July 2008
Poland7052 Posts
June 12 2012 12:05 GMT
#10
uhm...

xD hahaha
T H C makes ppl happy
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-12 12:20:58
June 12 2012 12:19 GMT
#11
Hey, good to see you being active again! (whoah, 40k...)
Cool writeup, and beautiful presentation - though could you please center the youtube vids for aesthetics' sake?
BW fighting!
dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
June 12 2012 12:24 GMT
#12
Very epic :D
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
June 12 2012 12:24 GMT
#13
Cool write-up, mang.

Also, 40 K! O___o
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
J1.au
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia3596 Posts
June 12 2012 12:26 GMT
#14
"boyish good looks"...

I won't even bother.
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
June 12 2012 12:50 GMT
#15
On June 12 2012 21:19 538 wrote:
though could you please center the youtube vids for aesthetics' sake?

good idea...done
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 12 2012 12:55 GMT
#16
This is fucking awesome!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
June 12 2012 12:57 GMT
#17
Very good write up!

FANTASY WOOOOO!
Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
OopsOopsBaby
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Singapore3425 Posts
June 12 2012 12:57 GMT
#18
the real fantasy fan club.
s3x2-2 xiao3x2+2 bone3+2+2
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
June 12 2012 12:59 GMT
#19
How did he get past USA border security?
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
June 12 2012 13:01 GMT
#20
Made me smile, congrats for 40k
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