EPTI often find myself searching youtube (because I'm not Gosu enough to know a better place to search) for fun starcraft songs. Seen posts that list many good ones, thats not the point of this topic. I wrote ( what I think is a decent) SC2 parody song to handlebars theme. The beat is catchy and I'm sure has already worded its way into your head tainting your next 20 min of thought with good background music. I tried to sing it myself but upon listening to it decided I was much too white. (yes too white to sing a song sung by white people, it's sad) Then I thought about all the dedicated and talented people who make read TL! They can Help i thought! So if anyone thinks the lyrics are fun enough to make into a song and would like to help please post a a facebook/email/ sc # whatever way you want to communicate. I guess because of posting this someone could just straight up steal it but if it makes it online and people get to enjoy it, I almost wouldn't care.
To the theme of handle bars
So if the beats not in your head already just search "instrumental handlebars flotbots" into youtube or whatever. Some lines at the end need help, feel free to make fun of me, rip on me, and help me make this a fun song for us all to enjoy. So here goes nothing...
I can play starcraft better than you can
Better than you can
better than you can
6 pool me
6 pool me
Your simple cheese is no guarantee
That you’ll succeed
even on spawn points too close to me
I can show you how to safe expand
Even on maps like blistering sands
I can tear apart all your marines
Bitch slap your toss, and fuck your queens
I can stop a 4 gate toss with stim
Destroy his troops and laugh at him
(fast) can blink my troops into your base
I can Beat Idra just like Ace
Me and my friend saw a master play
Me and my friend are going to win today
We’ll play by the book
I can do anything I want cause look
I remember time with the game clock off
The game clock off
The game clock off
I can see your all in with my scouting probe
With my scouting probe
My scouting probe
4 gate me
4 gate me
All four gates down for my drone to see
This is my game it’s not yours
Put it down go finish chores
design a game plan if you please
resistant to all forms of cheese
I can win 20 games straight in a row
learned how to make your true rage show
(fast )I can make new unit combinations
good enough to unite our nations
Korea Europe America all standing
With our teens in charge of commanding
Gamers, players, commentators
I love them all, I’m not a hater
I watch their games so I can grow
I’ve never missed a day 9 show
I can control my army without hot keys
Without hot keys
Not hot keys for me
And my computer runs it on extra fast
Puts me in a trance
Makes me cum my pants
6 pool me
4 gate me
Cause it’s, gonna be stopped
Damn it feels so nice to be at masters top
Select defeated
Huk Destroyed
Kiwakaki conceded
Drewbie ignored
I can go quick voids and destroy their base
or expand over to a hidden place
My marines know how to swim
Your don’t even know how to stim
My phenix attacks ground and air
Causeing all you troops to stare
My dt’s were born with wings
Your dt’s die to my lings
Cause I can guide a nuke by my clocked ghost
Or an unclocked ghost
Turn your shit to toast
And I can see your base with a scanner sweep
Just one scanner sweep
Even in my sleep
And I can end the game with a gg
With gg
Why can’t he
Simply gg
Simply gg
Simply gg
I can play starcraft better than you can….
