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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 22 2009 19:06 GMT
#1
So I'm walking out of the cafeteria and felt like taking a dump. I go in, and just as I sit on the toilet seat my dick decides to dip into the water and I go "FUCK."

Honestly I swear there should be some sort of trick to help you avoid this crap, it doesn't happen with every toilet I sit on but with a good number of them it does and it pisses me off a lot.

I've tried throwing in some paper beforehand which kind of helps but when the time your shit's gotta come out happens it all just sits there on top of the paper and things get even worse.

Ever happened to you?
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
January 22 2009 19:10 GMT
#2
A little bit disturbing since I am currently eating ...
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
January 22 2009 19:11 GMT
#3
wtf
klizzer
Profile Joined March 2008
517 Posts
January 22 2009 19:12 GMT
#4
... wait, what? is the water that high? No, it never happens to me...

... disturbing...
eth0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada208 Posts
January 22 2009 19:12 GMT
#5
wat.
Because he is Mantoss, the incarnation of masculinity and awesomeness.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 22 2009 19:13 GMT
#6
wow, it must suck having such a huge cock (or no testicles to stop it from hanging straight down)
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
January 22 2009 19:13 GMT
#7
[image loading]


you have what, 20 inch dick?
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
January 22 2009 19:13 GMT
#8
Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 22 2009 19:15 GMT
#9
hahahaha

Couldn't say that happened to me man, maybe you guys have some weird toilets in Venezuela.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 22 2009 19:18 GMT
#10
On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.


lol
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
January 22 2009 19:18 GMT
#11
Yeah, it must be a different kind of toilet. Otherwise you might want to consider starting a porn actor carreer.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
January 22 2009 19:20 GMT
#12
You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front)
I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 19:23:26
January 22 2009 19:22 GMT
#13
ROTFL

It must be the toilet, never seen that one posted on the pic o,o

On January 23 2009 04:13 CrimsonLotus wrote:
Is this some covert way to brag about your penis? xD.

I just knew someone would say that xD only persons I brag about my penis to are the chicks that lay on my bed.

edit:

On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote:
You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front)
I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide

Yeah that's happened and it damn sucks -.-
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 19:23:52
January 22 2009 19:23 GMT
#14
On January 23 2009 04:20 Konni wrote:
You know it sometimes touches the rim of the toilet (if you're not careful or sitting in the wrong position .. like too much in the front)
I don't think it's possible for my dick to dip into the water - unless there's high tide
Yeah, I'm guessing he was referring to his dick touching the rim or the wall of the toilet and just used the word "dip" wrongly.


...or he should start a porn career like Scorch said.

Edit: or it's just a different toilet...probably should've thought of that first.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
January 22 2009 19:23 GMT
#15
does your toilet look something like this?
[image loading]
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
January 22 2009 19:26 GMT
#16
LOOOOLLLLL

5/5

would read again
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 22 2009 19:27 GMT
#17
Very disturbing I must say.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2009 19:28 GMT
#18
what a stupid fucking blog. OBVIOUSLY you are trying to fucking imply your dick is bigger than a fucking horse.

NOBODY takes a shit and gets their dick dipped in the water. That'd be like a 10 inch or bigger dick flaccid

fucking hell man.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 19:30:31
January 22 2009 19:29 GMT
#19
Wow dude i've never seen a toilet like that either o,o

Please enlighten me with your extensive knowledge on more of those!

edit: lol inc. it's the toilet man. I'm a bring a ruler and literally measure up the distance in between the top of the water and the toilet seat.
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
January 22 2009 19:31 GMT
#20
Squat over the seat
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