• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 08:46
CET 14:46
KST 22:46
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier7Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1
StarCraft 2
General
Evil Geniuses - shutting down Liquibets sc2 season 30 Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR?
Tourneys
WardiTV Mondays ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers [G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles Mutation # 548 Shining Bright
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion Rollback Netcode in Brood War How SKT1 S-Tiers Felt To Be Swept By Flash Top Players of October 2026 (EBPD Rankings) Sagi.gg Launcher Released
Tourneys
[$1250] International ShieldBattery League [Megathread] Daily Proleagues 2v2v2v2 Tournament Stage 1: Community Poll [IPSL] IPSL Winter 26-27 Ro24 is HERE!
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Deus Ex 3!? Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Armies of Exigo - YesYes?
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Men's Fashion Thread The Chess Thread
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 11169 users

Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 8

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 6 7 8 9 10 30 Next All
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 20:57 GMT
#141
Wait she knew you were jacking off too?

bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
July 19 2008 21:17 GMT
#142
I do it in my dining room with my laptop with fullscreen porn. Its 270 degrees view and i thought i saw a lady watching but i ignored her. I dont mind ^^ just wondering if they saw and looked away or kept watching. I would be flattered.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 19 2008 21:34 GMT
#143
On July 20 2008 05:46 B1nary wrote:
Cloud, sir, you win the thread. Reading that was one of those moments where all you can do is sit there with a wtf look on your face, trying to envision that scenario.

Edit: After some thinking, all I can conclude is that I wish I had a sister XD


WTF QFT
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
July 19 2008 22:18 GMT
#144
haha cloud, your sister really handled that well. But still, jerking off to your sister? wtf ??
some sick stories. never been caught, almost sometimes, but after those times you allways think: "next time gotta be waaay safer" jerking off while you have ppl around, wtf is with that??? your asking to get caught by doing that, and having siblings, just increases the risk.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 22:26 GMT
#145
I do it with my door open and roommates watching tv in the next room.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 22:36:52
July 19 2008 22:36 GMT
#146
I do it with my door open and roommates watching tv in the next room.


what if it was your mom?
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 23:06 GMT
#147
What if it was my mom _____________????
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
July 19 2008 23:27 GMT
#148
On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:
I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~


It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there.

The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 19 2008 23:28 GMT
#149
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
July 19 2008 23:29 GMT
#150
how the HELL do you jerk off to your sibling? i don't understand, unless shes like your step sister. WTF O_O
SNSD fan
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 19 2008 23:29 GMT
#151
On July 20 2008 08:27 Warrior Madness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:
I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~


It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there.



...wait he jacked off and came under your carpet? the hell?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
July 19 2008 23:34 GMT
#152
On July 20 2008 08:29 CapO wrote:
how the HELL do you jerk off to your sibling? i don't understand, unless shes like your step sister. WTF O_O


Some of us have siblings who are decently good looking.

Pics cloud?
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 23:38 GMT
#153
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 23:42 GMT
#154
My sisters are good looking. It is actually a problem, because women tend to resemble each other more as they get hotter. If a girl reminds me of one of my sisters once, I lose all sexual interest in her from then on.

I remember once I met this great chick at a bar, while we were celebrating a cousin's birthday. I was really attracted to her, and she seemed to like me, and everything was looking good until my older sister comes over after she walks away and says, "Hey, doesn't she remind you of [younger sister]?"

... "Well, she does now." (god fucking damn it!)
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 23:45 GMT
#155
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 20 2008 00:23 GMT
#156
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


can you elaborate on that?
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 20 2008 00:26 GMT
#157
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 20 2008 00:29 GMT
#158
On July 20 2008 09:23 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


can you elaborate on that?

Well, if you take a screenshot of the desktop, and you make it the wallpaper, it's going to have all of the current folders on it.

If you delete one of the folders, it's going to look like it's still there. But if you go to click on it, to delete it or whatever, of course you're just clicking on empty desktop.

And if you don't know much about computers, it's going to take you a while to figure out that it's just part of the wallpaper image. Meanwhile, anybody who looks at your computer is going to see a folder called "Horse Porn" on your desktop.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 20 2008 00:31 GMT
#159
On July 20 2008 09:26 freedom yay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?

We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking?
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 20 2008 00:47 GMT
#160
On July 20 2008 09:31 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 09:26 freedom yay wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?

We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking?


Good point.. I withdraw my claim.
Prev 1 6 7 8 9 10 30 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
WardiTV Summer Champion…
21:00
Not-Summer Champs Playoffs
WardiTV672
Rex120
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko376
Rex 120
TKL 112
SHIN 28
StarCraft: Brood War
Jaedong 1484
Mini 971
Horang2 755
Light 406
BeSt 342
Soma 324
Stork 279
firebathero 254
Snow 241
Rush 212
[ Show more ]
Hyuk 199
ZerO 179
hero 129
Leta 103
Killer 94
Soulkey 94
Zeus 89
Mind 69
Sharp 55
Barracks 48
ToSsGirL 42
Hyun 41
sorry 38
Creator 30
Movie 28
Bale 28
JYJ 25
soO 22
Terrorterran 22
Hm[arnc] 21
Yoon 21
Trap 19
Sacsri 13
Rock 11
yabsab 11
Noble 10
Icarus 8
Dota 2
Dendi780
Fuzer 125
Counter-Strike
markeloff941
olofmeister778
Heroes of the Storm
crisheroes289
Other Games
B2W.Neo953
Beastyqt551
hiko505
Pyrionflax311
dupreeh288
DeMusliM252
Livibee98
Mew2King55
ArmadaUGS39
ZerO(Twitch)14
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL421
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 8
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 50
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Laughngamez YouTube
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Stunt496
Other Games
• WagamamaTV300
Upcoming Events
Patches Events
14m
TKL 107
PiGosaur Cup
11h 14m
Kung Fu Cup
21h 14m
Replay Cast
1d 9h
The PondCast
1d 20h
KCM Race Survival
1d 20h
OSC
2 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
3 days
Reynor vs Solar
ByuN vs SHIN
Clem vs MaxPax
herO vs Rogue
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
IPSL
4 days
WorsT vs nOmaD
Dewalt vs andersOn
[ Show More ]
IntoTheTV X SOOP
4 days
WardiTV Invitational
4 days
IPSL
5 days
Azhi_Dahaki vs ggnore13
Double vs WIZARD
Replay Cast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-02
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

1xBet Invitational
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.