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Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
April 21 2012 02:14 GMT
#19061
speaking of failsafe and rants:

On February 02 2010 02:53 Failsafe wrote:
Ok dawg, I'll enlighten you with a TvP story called "Python Is Imbalanced And Terran Is Imbalanced And You Should Win Every Time That You Are Not Playing Stork/Bisu/Movie/G Chizzle."

Yes, it's very hard for you to take another base on Python if you want a gas (and you don't want to make a dropship with its infinite harassment potential or for island taking easy mode). But you CAN take a mineral-only base very easily. Minerals are valuable too. For instance, minerals make vultures, and vultures are imbalanced. You can support your mineral-only from your main - so that's great because you have siege tanks, and those are imbalanced, too. They can shoot all the way from your main to your mineral only, and probably your opponent's mineral only, too. So you can take a third pretty quick if you're willing to work more with vultures which means more harassment.

Harassment on Python is great for exactly the reason you mentioned. The bases are very far apart, and vultures are imbalanced because they move really fast and they lay mini-nukes - 3 mini-nukes a piece. So that's great. Let's suppose you're not feeling creative. You just take your mineral only as a third. Well, that's great for you because now you've got a surplus of minerals and your base is super defended (with tanks in the main defended by turrets). You have some "free" opportunities to harass because you can afford to blow some vultures. So suppose your opponent expands to either bottom right or top left. You've got a bunch of extra vultures (imbalanced; super fast; mini-nukes). Scan the expansion - remember, three bases means three scanners means more information. Yes, scanners are imbalanced. Scan the path to expansion with your extra scans. If there's a path to the expansion, and the expansion has 3 or less cannons, take like 12 vultures, and drive toward it. Lay a bunch of mines as quick as you can (lay them all and write off the vultures as acceptable casualties). Then kill the cannons, rape the probes, and if you have anything left, shoot the nexus.

Chances are, you won't get the nexus. But you will get the two-three cannons and most if not all of the probes. Your opponent will rush to respond, and being a D player he'll lose like half his army to your mini-nukes. So you'll kill like 300-450 minerals of cannons, probably 500-1000 minerals of probes, and probably another 1000 minerals of P army units. And you'll lose 750-800 minerals of vultures (which were expendable thanks to your min-only). You're way ahead.

And what's better is that your opponent sucks. So he'll probably have responded to the vultures late, and he'll have used his entire army. So now, while his army is getting raped by mines and trying to reach your vultures, you can rush across 3/4's of the map with your imbalanced tanks, vultures, and SCVs (yes they are imbalanced too - 60 HP rofl). And build some imbalanced missile turrets (rofl 75 minerals). Lay some imbalanced mines and set up some tanks in imbalanced siege mode. So now, when your opponent's shitty army comes back to his base, already ripped apart by your mini-nukes (and he's lacking the resources at his expansion) you can probably rape the whole thing and win the game right there. If he sees your push and comes after it. You'll know because he'll walk away from the minefield that's currently killing him. So retreat with your push and let the vultures finish off the nexus. You win that option.

But suppose he counters the vultures and then attacks your push. Suppose that somehow you totally suck at microing so you don't win right there. You kill most the shitty protoss army, though, and you're ahead economically so the ending is still in stone. Now the pathetic expansion with its burning nexus is probably repopulating with probes, but he's desperate for minerals because you've wiped out most of his army and his 3rd base hasn't been mining since you raped it. He'll almost certainly neglect cannons altogether or just build 2. With your surplus of non-add-on factories, you'll have a bunch of extra vultures, now more heavily upgraded. So go rape that expansion again - same as before. Kill the cannons, kill the probes. Lay the mines. Kill the army. While the army is away and dying to imbalanced mini nukes, push on the main, again. Chances are, this time your vultures will kill the nexus at the P's third; you'll kill his army, and he'll leave without typing GG because he's so upset about how imbalanced your units are.

Also, remember that during all this what your opponent won't be doing is attacking you. So you can be expanding freely. And remember, you have the min only so you have a bunch of "free" minerals to go ahead and throw down a CC or even 2 (just spread them apart so he can only take out one if he goes offensive).

Also, don't underestimate the use of just sending one or two tanks and a few vultures to raid expansions while you are pushing.

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liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-21 02:23:31
April 21 2012 02:18 GMT
#19062
On April 21 2012 11:02 TheToast wrote:
Also, it looks like this wasn't the first insane rant Failsafe had gone on: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303357#1

Gold mine, this guy keeps delivering.

He mentioned PCP[1] in the high thread, that'll certainly do the trick, getting someone this nuts.

Edit: [1] Seven times. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=pcp&t=c&f=-1&u=failsafe&gb=date&d=
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
April 21 2012 02:23 GMT
#19063
Shoulda named himself pecan pie. Cause that guy is nuts baked.
liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
April 21 2012 02:26 GMT
#19064
Holy shit man.... Look at this page. Just look at it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47629&currentpage=676
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-21 02:29:15
April 21 2012 02:29 GMT
#19065
On March 05 2012 05:27 Failsafe wrote:
so if you're wonderring what are the obstalces to marijuana leaglization ...insanity clipped


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47629&currentpage=676#13506

Funny, I think the #1 obstacle is people like him...
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
April 21 2012 02:30 GMT
#19066
On April 21 2012 10:38 dAPhREAk wrote:
Show nested quote +
Failsafe was just banned by GMarshal.

That account was created on 2006-07-18 09:38:30 and had 1171 posts.

Reason: Ok, you've had enough leeway.

Let me quote, so other people can mock you later

half your team abuses enough cocaine to kill an elephant and the other half is on enough hash that we could obsolesce the drug war overnight just spreading the wealth.

you've got what are drug-addicted women and men who you treat like slaves, including the girl who was briefly in the call with us, and you, personally, are responsible for several murders.

this teary-eyed, shameless lying is absurd in its transparency. authorities will be alerted concerning your drug trade, human trafficking, and violent crime; as well as your role in subversive electronic and physical terrorist groups that do damage to our societal infrastructure.

your underhanded and condescending tone in this post is significantly less subtle than perhaps you expected, and your snide satire concerning my skill-level is consistent with your adolescent humor and general, unsavory character.

a few decades imprisonment should give you more time to develop subtle anal sex and rape references 'you four dudes', at least if the rumors hold. perhaps if a 'size 11 asshole' is the culmination of your professional career then you'll be more interested in seeing my values recognized. i hope the Starcraft community, and the other communities to which you will be a part show you more leniency than you have to them; there is a certain level of grotesquery that causes most people to cringe.

People like you have no place on TL. Don't come back.

lol. we have been mocking him for awhile already.


Exactly. Wow...FailSafe...after so long the truth finally comes out. =)
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 21 2012 02:34 GMT
#19067
On April 21 2012 11:18 liberal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 21 2012 11:02 TheToast wrote:
Also, it looks like this wasn't the first insane rant Failsafe had gone on: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303357#1

Gold mine, this guy keeps delivering.

He mentioned PCP[1] in the high thread, that'll certainly do the trick, getting someone this nuts.

Edit: [1] Seven times. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=pcp&t=c&f=-1&u=failsafe&gb=date&d=


Out of curiosity, I looked up PCPs on wikipedia. Holy shit that is some fucked up stuff.

You know, if the guy wants to do drugs, whatever that's his choice. But I would prefer not to have to watch him publicly destroying his life.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
April 21 2012 02:49 GMT
#19068
Holy shit an actual ban to talk about? and i missed it cause i was playing sc2. oh well... guess i'll just wait around for the next one.
VGhost
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3621 Posts
April 21 2012 02:57 GMT
#19069
I loved the tag-team on TI's latest spat of multis.
#4427 || I am not going to scan a ferret.
Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
April 21 2012 03:02 GMT
#19070
On April 21 2012 04:42 TheToast wrote:
So anyone have any guesses as to what the hell is going on here: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=330763&currentpage=2#25 ??


OK, I have to respond to this because I was laughing for a good 3-4 minutes reading that post, I had absolutely no context and it was still fucking hysterical, if he got banned for that at least he went out with a bang, as nonsensical as it was LOL
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. -Beethoven | Mech isn't a build, it's a way of life. -MajOr | Charlie.Sheen: "What is sarcastic, kids who have no courage to fight?" | #TerranPride #yolo #swag -Naama after 2-0'ing MC at HSC VI
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
April 21 2012 03:52 GMT
#19071
i couldnt get past the first paragraph. too much wtf.
BloodNinja
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2791 Posts
April 21 2012 04:13 GMT
#19072
That dude either is trying to troll way too hard with something way over the top (much more likely) or has simply had a complete mental break in at some point in the past. I would say, having perusing his posting history it appears to be elaborate act and one that is ridiculously over the top.
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
April 21 2012 04:23 GMT
#19073
Holy shit failsafe wtf dude. That was definetely a top 3 string of crazy posts in one day
Known Aliases: Tyragon, Valeric ~MSL Forever, SKT is truly the Superior KT!
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 21 2012 04:47 GMT
#19074
On April 21 2012 13:23 1Eris1 wrote:
Holy shit failsafe wtf dude. That was definetely a top 3 string of crazy posts in one day


If it doesn't get nominated for season one of the people's ban list, then nothing will.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
April 21 2012 06:32 GMT
#19075
On April 21 2012 11:29 JingleHell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2012 05:27 Failsafe wrote:
so if you're wonderring what are the obstalces to marijuana leaglization ...insanity clipped


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47629&currentpage=676#13506

Funny, I think the #1 obstacle is people like him...

That is not weed my friend, that is just undiluted crazy.
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
April 21 2012 07:21 GMT
#19076
I was trying to remember why I recognized this guys writing style, and I just realized he posted a rant in response to one of Gheed's blogs. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=313577&currentpage=2#37 It starts off making some sense and rapidly descends into full blown crazy.
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
Mhodesty
Profile Joined May 2011
United States13 Posts
April 21 2012 07:29 GMT
#19077
At first I was kind of upset over the way he was talking about myself and my team... but eventually it got to a point where I was laughing out loud at it... I have no idea what is the matter with this guy but I honestly hope he is either trolling way too hard or will get himself some sort of professional help, I am not a psychiatrist tho.
Follow myself at @Mhodesty :) <3
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 21 2012 07:58 GMT
#19078
On April 21 2012 11:26 liberal wrote:
Holy shit man.... Look at this page. Just look at it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47629&currentpage=676


What in the balls. I feel like that page will be featured in the government's next anti-marijuana PSA.
memes are a dish best served dank
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
April 21 2012 08:39 GMT
#19079
On April 21 2012 16:21 rUiNati0n wrote:
I was trying to remember why I recognized this guys writing style, and I just realized he posted a rant in response to one of Gheed's blogs. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=313577&currentpage=2#37 It starts off making some sense and rapidly descends into full blown crazy.

OMG now I know why the name tickled a memory cell, I remember that post now and skimming through it going...what. the. hell. man.

Hah!
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Ringall
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Finland177 Posts
April 21 2012 10:00 GMT
#19080
On April 21 2012 11:34 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 21 2012 11:18 liberal wrote:
On April 21 2012 11:02 TheToast wrote:
Also, it looks like this wasn't the first insane rant Failsafe had gone on: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303357#1

Gold mine, this guy keeps delivering.

He mentioned PCP[1] in the high thread, that'll certainly do the trick, getting someone this nuts.

Edit: [1] Seven times. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=pcp&t=c&f=-1&u=failsafe&gb=date&d=


Out of curiosity, I looked up PCPs on wikipedia. Holy shit that is some fucked up stuff.

You know, if the guy wants to do drugs, whatever that's his choice. But I would prefer not to have to watch him publicly destroying his life.


yeah, I decided to go look it up again. It actually explains really much about his rants .__.

Psychological effects include severe changes in body image, loss of ego boundaries, paranoia and depersonalization.
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