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On April 18 2012 07:56 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) Yes, but out of thousands of bans, only ONE was a hamster. The rest were human. Clearly humans are the inferior species. In fact, we could take the TL ban statistics even further. Think about it. The majority of bans are males, meaning males are worse people than females. No wonder everyone getting banned wants to insist on calling Scarlett a male! They're projecting the inferiority of their OWN gender! (mine too, sadly, I must be a disgrace for being so kind, loving, and tolerant)
;-)
i think you are on to something here. so, i reviewed the ban list in a program i jimmied up real quick, and i discovered a VERY interesting trend. 100% of the people banned were tl.net members, which means that tl.net members apparently are worse people than non-tl.net members (who have never been banned on tl.net as far as i know). maybe tl.net members are also projecting the inferiority of tl.net membership status.
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On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-)
May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters.
Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans.
I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account.
Further prediction suggests that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations.
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Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do?
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On April 18 2012 08:09 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters. Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans. I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account. Further prediction suggest that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations. Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do?
So Norway has good drugs, I take it?
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On April 18 2012 08:09 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters. Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans. I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account. Further prediction suggest that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations. Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do?
These hamsters all live in your house don't they.
You're the crazy hamster man in your town aren't you.
...You are Lunch, aren't you. Oh God, it's already too late to stop you.
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On April 18 2012 08:09 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters. Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans. I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account. Further prediction suggests that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations. Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do?
lol.
that looks like a rat to me, not a hamster.
rat
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On April 18 2012 08:17 dAPhREAk wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 08:09 marttorn wrote:On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters. Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans. I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account. Further prediction suggests that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations. Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do? lol. that looks like a rat to me, not a hamster. rat + Show Spoiler +
It's like that episode of Fawlty Towers all over again...
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I can't believe I'm getting away with calling myself kind and loving...
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On April 18 2012 08:13 DeepElemBlues wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 08:09 marttorn wrote:On April 18 2012 07:53 dAPhREAk wrote:On April 18 2012 07:30 JingleHell wrote:
Well, still a pretty solid ratio in favor of the hamsters. by my tally (non-exhaustive), 100% of hamsters have been banned. ;-) May I counter by stating that this does not account for any currently active hamster posters who may not be banned. I am of course referring to the underground TLRC (Team Liquid Rodents and Cricket) Club, responsible for approximately 45%~ of Team Liquid's animal (and cricket-playing animal) members and active posters. Based on exhaustive polls, I can also prove (with numbers) that the average post from a rodent is 11.6666666% better in quality than those of humans. I have also calculated that within three years or so, based on the growth of hamsters and other rodents since Team Liquid was founded in 2002, we should expect a very sharp upturn in total number of Siberian dwarf hamster posters, eventually resulting in the 2016 Grand Rodent Takeover operation, led by Lunch, the Dwarf Campbell Russian hamster who had chewed his way out of his cage and got access to his master's Team Liquid account. Further prediction suggest that, due to the overall lack of physical strength commonly found in most Rodents, they will contract an entourage of irate mercenary apes, aiming to recover their lost cardigans, which had all mysteriously disappeared at some point. For the right price, they join the Rodents and aid in the grand takeover of Team Liquid and all Team Liquid based operations. Look into his eyes. See you naught but brilliance, as I do? These hamsters all live in your house don't they. You're the crazy hamster man in your town aren't you. ...You are Lunch, aren't you. Oh God, it's already too late to stop you.
There are actually people like that in every town in Norway.
For example in my town, and area around, there are a shop brand that have an offer that says that you get grocerys that have expired on date for free. And they actually pay you for beer or tobacco that have expired.
One man actually makes a living out of this offer, and it is quite lucrative.
So every town have one.
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My god, people, this is like the time TheToast got a temp ban except worse.
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On April 18 2012 08:33 Praetorial wrote:
My god, people, this is like the time TheToast got a temp ban except worse.
Bah, we're discussing bans sort of. And not having people copycat bread puns for 3 straight pages in 2 days.
Did we even talk about anything else during his temp?
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On April 18 2012 08:35 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 08:33 Praetorial wrote:
My god, people, this is like the time TheToast got a temp ban except worse. Bah, we're discussing bans sort of. And not having people copycat bread puns for 3 straight pages in 2 days. Did we even talk about anything else during his temp?
No one was allowed to talk about anything else.
That's how it felt, anyway.
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On April 18 2012 08:42 DeepElemBlues wrote:Show nested quote +On April 18 2012 08:35 JingleHell wrote:On April 18 2012 08:33 Praetorial wrote:
My god, people, this is like the time TheToast got a temp ban except worse. Bah, we're discussing bans sort of. And not having people copycat bread puns for 3 straight pages in 2 days. Did we even talk about anything else during his temp? No one was allowed to talk about anything else. That's how it felt, anyway.
Blame the mods that joined in the fun. That's how I convince myself it wasn't all my fault.
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On April 18 2012 07:51 dudeman001 wrote:
For the first time since I can remember, the ABL thread is updating more than the actual ban list. Patented TL ban obsession. :D
Tell me about it. Go away for a week and you got like 30 pages to catch up on lol
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dude that's not cool. there are two hamsters in the next room. i can hear them on their evil little wheel!
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Many more bans coming:
GreEny K was just temp banned for 1 week by semioldguy.
That account was created on 2008-02-29 12:35:50 and had 6689 posts.
Reason: Off topic posting, disregarding mod note in thread, and an atrocious warning history
This guy seems pretty notable, but I've never seen him around here.
kiy0 was just temp banned for 1 week by Kennigit.
That account was created on 2010-08-29 06:30:50 and had 292 posts.
Reason: Banning you for just spouting shit and being plain wrong.
I love when people get banned for shit they do off TL. The long arm of the mods claim many wretched souls.
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quite enjoyed this:
JamesBourne was just temp banned for 2 days by Falling.
That account was created on 2010-12-11 02:31:55 and had 16 posts.
Reason: ...for He is good. His love endures forever.
This is no way to talk about someone that has contributed so much.
original post was "thank God" (in response to moletrap thread)
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I never got to say this but thank you so much for being an awesome considerate human being Kwark. Some of the ignorance is ridiculous but you always handle it awesomely~
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On April 18 2012 09:39 Pillage wrote:This guy seems pretty notable, but I've never seen him around here. I love when people get banned for shit they do off TL. The long arm of the mods claim many wretched souls.
Huh? That guy was temped for this post: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330096#2
I think the twitter was just used as a source to prove him wrong.
Btw, guys check the profile for the first person who's response to Sundance is shown there. Trust me, lol.
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This thread is lol. I should be here more often looking for strange things people do and write in TL. Had a good laugh randomly selecting pages.
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