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AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2594 Posts
June 25 2012 13:05 GMT
#24221
I'm sort of unclear on the propriety of posting in here about reports. Doing so kind of presupposes that the report is going to result in moderator action, which is basically backseat moderating.

The thing is, I report a lot of people who do that (except for your jokes post because it cracked me up completely) and about half of the time the report goes unanswered, half the time the person gets warned. It's a bit confusing, but I worry that if that's allowed in general, people are going to start using this thread as an alternative to reporting more and more, and that drives me nuts.
The frumious Bandersnatch
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 25 2012 13:06 GMT
#24222
I prefer your verb as well; at this point a factory has to be involved somewhere in the creative process. :D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
June 25 2012 13:07 GMT
#24223
On June 25 2012 22:05 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
I'm sort of unclear on the propriety of posting in here about reports. Doing so kind of presupposes that the report is going to result in moderator action, which is basically backseat moderating.

The thing is, I report a lot of people who do that (except for your jokes post because it cracked me up completely) and about half of the time the report goes unanswered, half the time the person gets warned. It's a bit confusing, but I worry that if that's allowed in general, people are going to start using this thread as an alternative to reporting more and more, and that drives me nuts.


I think that this thread is basically a place for those who dream of wielding a banhammer.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 13:13:14
June 25 2012 13:07 GMT
#24224
I think those are hilarious, they're like jokes within jokes, so unfunny it's kinda funny :D

PS. PM'ing someone to say he's not funny is kind of a douche move.
I think esports is pretty nice.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 13:21:44
June 25 2012 13:20 GMT
#24225
I wouldn't really advocate PM'ing them like that prae, but his reply was pretty funny, given.

It's like going up to Dane Cook after a show and saying he's awful, and then kicking him in the balls. Except he deserves it. Cause I don't like him. Anyway.
memes are a dish best served dank
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
June 25 2012 13:33 GMT
#24226

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
June 25 2012 14:20 GMT
#24227
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.

Looking for GMarshal to step up his game ;P

Though to be fair with the number of bans he hands out it would be hard to have some original and hilarious reason for every single one ^^
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8096 Posts
June 25 2012 14:20 GMT
#24228
On June 25 2012 22:05 Zorkmid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:
Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.

I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"

and got

kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha


I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.

CONTEXT:
5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"


The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"


I got a 1 or 2 week ban once for this. Careful who you PM lol.

Well the thing is you PM'd a mod with not very nice stuff.
andrewlt
Profile Joined August 2009
United States7702 Posts
June 25 2012 14:27 GMT
#24229
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
June 25 2012 14:29 GMT
#24230
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2594 Posts
June 25 2012 14:45 GMT
#24231
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.

When I read "crazy Islamic zealot", I don't think what I imagined was what you meant.

"My life for Aiur! Praise Allah! Woooo, I'm so craaaaazy!"
The frumious Bandersnatch
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
June 25 2012 14:54 GMT
#24232
On June 25 2012 23:45 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.

When I read "crazy Islamic zealot", I don't think what I imagined was what you meant.

"My life for Aiur! Praise Allah! Woooo, I'm so craaaaazy!"


Yup, he was a Protoss Muslim. -.-

Cue the extremely racist picture of a zealot with a turban and AK.

I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
June 25 2012 15:02 GMT
#24233
On June 25 2012 23:45 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.

When I read "crazy Islamic zealot", I don't think what I imagined was what you meant.

"My life for Aiur! Praise Allah! Woooo, I'm so craaaaazy!"

I was laughing pretty hard at that.

In other news, for some reason GMarshal is so scary that sometimes people post at the end of their post, "If this in anyway looked like balance whining GMarshal, I apologize. This was not intended."

In fact, I found it:

On June 21 2012 13:01 [Azn]Nada wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2012 14:30 Eps wrote:
On June 20 2012 14:24 johnnywup wrote:
still too early to tell imo, terrans need to learn different openers besides hellions which they haven't really yet


The Terran race has used some of the most innovative and diverse strategies and openers. Reaper openers, nerfed. All sort of Marine-Aggro 2Rax builds, nerfed Rax Build time/Bunker Build Time/Stim Timing. Banshee openers -> Quicker Spore Root. Hellion BF Nerf. Now a Queen buff to deal with as well.
And keep in mind, these are just the opening builds that were affected. This isn't even including the Siege Tank nerfs, Ghost nerf, Thor nerf.

I have to say with all the "Let the metagame play out, they'll learn out to adapt". Terrans have adapted many times throughout most of the patches to changes (read: Nerfs). But once anything that is remotely even decent is found, it's nerfed into the ground.


Give this man a medal. Lmao, GMarshal loves banning me, so I decided to switch to zerg to see if my "Balance whining" was justified. (Doesn't matter too much, since i post once every 2 weeks). BAM, just went 13-4 against terran as zerg, and i don't even play zerg. Had a terran who gave me a free game as he had just gotten raped by BL/Infestor and decided he didn't give a fuck after my five queens raped his hellion opening.

Pity my ZvZ/ZvP is abysmal, or else I'd immediately switch to zerg. This man tells the heart of the problem with terrans. It's like every patch one of our units gets worse (statisically speaking, every unit (scv, marine, marauder, ghost, viking, medivac, ravens, BCs, hellions, tanks, thors) has been nerfed at least once. Terrans are told after every patch to go and "adapt" and we do, but at least me (and many of my friends) have long passed the end of our patience. We've practiced dozens of builds, and the fact is, anytime we get good at something (ie. i was particularly good with the 5rax reaper back in the day due to lots of vulture micro UMS), dustin balder nerf bats us in the face, and we have to start from kindergarden again.

GMarshal, I hope the above post isn't considered "balance whining", as whatever statements I make to the actual game are all hard facts, and am merely discussing my (and many of my friends') emotions to the game.

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JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 25 2012 15:23 GMT
#24234
On June 26 2012 00:02 Bippzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:45 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.

When I read "crazy Islamic zealot", I don't think what I imagined was what you meant.

"My life for Aiur! Praise Allah! Woooo, I'm so craaaaazy!"

I was laughing pretty hard at that.

In other news, for some reason GMarshal is so scary that sometimes people post at the end of their post, "If this in anyway looked like balance whining GMarshal, I apologize. This was not intended."

In fact, I found it:

Show nested quote +
On June 21 2012 13:01 [Azn]Nada wrote:
On June 20 2012 14:30 Eps wrote:
On June 20 2012 14:24 johnnywup wrote:
still too early to tell imo, terrans need to learn different openers besides hellions which they haven't really yet


The Terran race has used some of the most innovative and diverse strategies and openers. Reaper openers, nerfed. All sort of Marine-Aggro 2Rax builds, nerfed Rax Build time/Bunker Build Time/Stim Timing. Banshee openers -> Quicker Spore Root. Hellion BF Nerf. Now a Queen buff to deal with as well.
And keep in mind, these are just the opening builds that were affected. This isn't even including the Siege Tank nerfs, Ghost nerf, Thor nerf.

I have to say with all the "Let the metagame play out, they'll learn out to adapt". Terrans have adapted many times throughout most of the patches to changes (read: Nerfs). But once anything that is remotely even decent is found, it's nerfed into the ground.


Give this man a medal. Lmao, GMarshal loves banning me, so I decided to switch to zerg to see if my "Balance whining" was justified. (Doesn't matter too much, since i post once every 2 weeks). BAM, just went 13-4 against terran as zerg, and i don't even play zerg. Had a terran who gave me a free game as he had just gotten raped by BL/Infestor and decided he didn't give a fuck after my five queens raped his hellion opening.

Pity my ZvZ/ZvP is abysmal, or else I'd immediately switch to zerg. This man tells the heart of the problem with terrans. It's like every patch one of our units gets worse (statisically speaking, every unit (scv, marine, marauder, ghost, viking, medivac, ravens, BCs, hellions, tanks, thors) has been nerfed at least once. Terrans are told after every patch to go and "adapt" and we do, but at least me (and many of my friends) have long passed the end of our patience. We've practiced dozens of builds, and the fact is, anytime we get good at something (ie. i was particularly good with the 5rax reaper back in the day due to lots of vulture micro UMS), dustin balder nerf bats us in the face, and we have to start from kindergarden again.

GMarshal, I hope the above post isn't considered "balance whining", as whatever statements I make to the actual game are all hard facts, and am merely discussing my (and many of my friends') emotions to the game.



"Don't worry, this isn't Balance Whine, I'm just whining about balance! No capital letters! Totally different!"
andrewlt
Profile Joined August 2009
United States7702 Posts
June 25 2012 15:30 GMT
#24235
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.


Oh, now I remember him. Now that I do, I recall some crazy zealots from Christianity and Judaism, too in recent general threads from this year. Need more Buddhist and Hindu representation, imo.
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
June 25 2012 15:32 GMT
#24236
On June 26 2012 00:30 andrewlt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.


Oh, now I remember him. Now that I do, I recall some crazy zealots from Christianity and Judaism, too in recent general threads from this year. Need more Buddhist and Hindu representation, imo.


I can pull out my copy of the Bhagavad Gita and start quoting from it if that helps.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
June 25 2012 15:42 GMT
#24237
On June 26 2012 00:32 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 26 2012 00:30 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:29 TheToast wrote:
On June 25 2012 23:27 andrewlt wrote:
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


You know, that username sounds very familiar. His terribleness must have left an impression on me. This was probably earlier in the year, though.


He's the crazy islamic zealot guy, mucked up a bunch of threads with some really dumb nonsense.


Oh, now I remember him. Now that I do, I recall some crazy zealots from Christianity and Judaism, too in recent general threads from this year. Need more Buddhist and Hindu representation, imo.


I can pull out my copy of the Bhagavad Gita and start quoting from it if that helps.


I think I have Zen and art of motorcycle maintenance laying around somewhere if we really want to do this.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
June 25 2012 16:09 GMT
#24238
On June 25 2012 23:20 Cokefreak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 25 2012 22:05 Zorkmid wrote:
On June 25 2012 21:28 Praetorial wrote:
Hmmm. My approach of PMing people that I find offensive appears not to work anymore.

I PM'd the OP of this thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=347727
with the message "your jokes are not funny"

and got

kill urself u stupid fuck not everyone is the same person we all r different thats why i like my joke and u have no frends haha


I'll just stick with reporting people in the future.

CONTEXT:
5.THOR IS HERE!!! a thor says while he gets pwned by a bunch of roaches then dies

24.a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"


The title of the thread was "Starcraft 2 jokes/pun thread"


I got a 1 or 2 week ban once for this. Careful who you PM lol.

Well the thing is you PM'd a mod with not very nice stuff.


What I PMed wasn't near as snarky as "you're not funny".
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51083 Posts
June 25 2012 16:25 GMT
#24239
On June 25 2012 22:33 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +

bdair2002 was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2010-11-19 19:32:35 and had 51 posts.

Reason: So, in 50 posts, what you seem to bring to the table is religious fundamentalism and conspiracy theories. Go find another table, please.


Cow and Empyrean just have so much personality with their recent bans...much better than the rubber-stamped bans of GMarshal.


GM's banning is like my posting....lots of it, but its pretty much shit.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 25 2012 16:55 GMT
#24240
Looking through the guy who made that joke thread's posting history, I found that he also made these interesting threads/posts:

cheesy ramen
Spoiler Check (general thread)
(i dont even know)
On January 03 2012 14:13 clazerxsniper wrote:
heh read about 5 sentences, good story.

User was temp banned for this post.


This also explains a lot:

On November 05 2011 04:45 clazerxsniper wrote:
Wish my main account didn't get banned so I didn't look like a lurker >.<. I'd love a beta key, I could trade something for it. If anyone is interested message me.


Now, this is perhaps the most bizarre post I saw yet, and it was bumping a topic from 2007 about Mel Gibson.

On November 29 2011 16:01 clazerxsniper wrote:
couldn't find any other threads, but has anyone seen the beaver? i just saw it it is one of the best movies ive seen in a while. big twist its kind of scarey.

User was warned for this post


Aaaand as I finish this post he gets banned!

clazerxsniper was just temp banned for 1 week by Empyrean.

That account was created on 2011-08-11 12:55:23 and had 31 posts.

Reason: Don't harass other forum members via PM, please.



memes are a dish best served dank
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